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#1
Good evening to all inhabitants of Azeroth. I would like to inform each and every one of you that on the Azgolar server, we are creating a guild full of the most talented players in World of Warcraft. Our guild name is <Best in Biz>. Why have we decided upon <Best in Biz>? Easy...because it's a fact. Those that face us will soon realize that we are the best in the business at what we do, and that's destroying the opposition.

About Us
We are a large collection of friends and e-friends, 95% who have received various official Arena rewards and accolades, who have decided to lay waste to the twink brackets. We will devote nothing short of 100% energy towards this guild and we will accomplish each and every goal we set out. Almost all of our current members have 2500+ Arena teams. However, dominating the 80 scene can only be amusing for so long. Perusing the battlegroup forums has revealed that the lower brackets are quite competitive and exceptionally active. I expect nothing but the best from my guild. We will be buffed to the maximum each and every time you see us in the battleground. Not just merely alchemy consumable but raid boss buffs, among others. Each time you see us, we will make an impression. Do not take us lightly.

Do you want to be a part of the greatest collection of WoW talent and be a major player on the twink scene?

What we are looking for

We are looking for that special WoW player who devotes a majority of their time to World of Warcraft. Average daily playtime MUST be at least six hours or your application will not even be considered. Our usual playtime is 4 PM-12 AM but that is a tentative schedule and may change if I think we need more practice.

I will not accept "lone wolf" type players. You must be 100% dedicated to the team. Your individual success in a battleground is irrelevant. If you are not contributing 100% towards the guild's goal, then I will not allow you to queue for a battleground for three days. I will NOT have a guild member embarrass myself or my guild's name.

Second, we are not accepting TRANSFER players. There is a 99.99% chance there is something wrong with your character. I am NOT accepting imperfect characters into my guild. You will start from scratch with us. We shall provide you with the best equipment in the bracket. You will spend your days grinding as a level one, LEARNING about your class as each and every individual exp. bubble fills. There will be not one level where you don't learn something new.

Furthermore, every tenth level you will be forced to duel an original member of the same level. If your performance is sub par, you will be immediately removed from the guild, no questions asked.

Your duels are rated on a 1-10 system. Our council will observe your duel at every tenth level increment. If you ever go below a "5", you are automatically removed from the guild. We do not fool around. We are only looking for "the best in the business."

Furthermore, you will be asked to farm at LEAST 100g and deposit it into the guild bank once a week. We have a treasury officer who will provide me with weekly updates on who is performing their duties and who is not. If you fail to provide the guild bank with 100g for 3 weeks, you will automatically be removed from the guild.

We will be participating in the 29,39, and 49 bracket.

For the first 3 months, you will be on a probationary period. At any time, we can remove you from the guild without any questions asked. After the first 3 months, we can remove you but you are entitled to a meeting with our council to plead your case as to why you think you deserve to stay.

Upon your acceptance to our guild, I will email you a multitude of resources pertaining to your class, battleground strategies, our guild code of conduct and policies, and a weekly expense sheet. On Mondays you are required to fill out this expense sheet on what you think you'll take from the guild bank for the week. At the end of the week, I will reconcile what you took with what you wrote down on your expense sheet. If they don't reconcile and the variance is large, you will be removed from the guild.

Any of those who THINK they are interested, please email me your application, guild history, three contacts who know you, class you are most interested in playing, and if possible, a 30 second fraps video displaying how you control your character to best_in_biz325@gmail.com

Thank you.
#2
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#3
i like sunlight, thanks

goodbye
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#5
trollin'?

god i hate basement dwellers

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Do you want to be a part of the greatest collection of WoW talent and be a major player on the twink scene?



so..... much..... fail.
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#6
This whole topic is just LOL
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Proud fan of Pop, Rap, Rock, and Metal.
#8
I dont know how to respond.... I would tell you that I play WoW, yet I am not even slightly interested in "<Best in Biz>"
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#11
muhahhahahaha....this has to be a joke....have you seen the southpark episode of this?
#13
Damn!
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#15
1. In-tact virginity......................................................................Check
2. Jar of peanut butter and a dog nearby.................................Check
3. Mum shouting at you to come and do the dishwasher..........Check
4. Wolf shirt...............................................................................Check
5. Fungal infection in groin folds................................................Check.

I'm in.
#16
Talented? WoW player? Can these words be in the same sentence?
#57 in UG Top 100 2010!

I really ought to get my username changed...
#17
This is a cool idea, but not for UG. Take it elsewhere. Like the WoW forums or something along those lines. And stop sounding like Hitler. I mean yeah we all want badass guilds, but this is ridiculous and a total shot in the dark.
#19
this is some serious shit right here
sex, drugs, and rock and roll have turned into aids, needles, and techno..
#20
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PRS SE Singlecut (Evo/Air Norton)
1989 Starforce (GFS PowerRails)
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#22
In other news, <best_in_biz> is probably the shittest name every invented by anyone.

This is bearing in mind I once scrimmed a COD4 clan called XAS, or X-treme Ass Kickers.
#26
After actually reading through the post, this guy is either retarded or a troll. WoW is an easy as **** game and a guild that works the way he describes is wayyy overkill.
#28
Quote by Z0S07657
That's how I read it for a second, I was shocked.


Having looked back at the OP, I too was confused!

Oh, BTW, isn't WOW's maximum level 80? If so, how can you be the best if you're only up to lvl 49?
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#31
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fail.

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#32
To check for trollage I googled the clan and it came up on the WOW official forum, one of the replies was this, the bold bit made me laugh;

LMFAO HOLY !*!*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Reasons why you fail:

You post on an alt, but brag of 2500+ ratings

Your not in Cyclone and will dominate a sub par, if that Battelgroup.

You state nothing of key binding *CLICK*

You don't accept transfers, you have x8 PoD's for every 2h Melee class?

You expect 6+hours of game time, and have invested in a BG group with NO 10V10's.

You spelled Business wrong.

Come to the PTR and test your skills, 39's is slightly
#33
I recommend never visiting the WoW forums again, they make you lose all faith in humanity. Well unless you are trolling them, which is pretty enjoyable.
#34
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To check for trollage I googled the clan and it came up on the WOW official forum, one of the replies was this, the bold bit made me laugh;

i didint understand anything.......... but the Bolded one made me LOL
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#35
Quote by ClaptonWannabe
To check for trollage I googled the clan and it came up on the WOW official forum, one of the replies was this, the bold bit made me laugh;


I have no idea what half of the terms in that quote mean.

I.e.: "You post on an alt, but brag of 2500+ ratings"
What's an alt and what are those ratings?

"Your not in Cyclone... Battelgroup."
Didn't understand anything in the sentence.

"You state nothing of key binding *CLICK*"


"You don't accept transfers... 2h Melee class?"


"You expect 6+hours... BG group with NO 10V10's."


"Come to the PTR and test your skills, 39's is slightly "
Doesn't make any sense whatsoever.

Can someone enlighten me?
#37
Looking for talented WoW players to try out for my guild


Does not compute.
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#38
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i didint understand anything.......... but the Bolded one made me LOL


Guys, I think we should just drop it and back away slowly...
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Looking for talented WoW players to try out for my guild


Does not compute.

Last edited by jimmyled at Oct 5, 2009,
#39
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I recommend never visiting the WoW forums again, they make you lose all faith in humanity. Well unless you are trolling them, which is pretty enjoyable.



even trolling WoW forums isn't fun. most of them just don't get it.


6hrs a day... LOOOOOOOOL.


where do you find time to do homework, eat dinner, and go out with your gi-
...clanmates.
#40
wow is bad for your health, stay away from itt!!
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