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#2
holy freaking crap....

this is the stuff of the GODS! i must have it
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#3
I'm a veggy I don't want this
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#5
As if mayonnaise wasn't filled with enough grams of fat. Or disgusting enough, at that.


I'll try it as lube for my girlfriends ass tonight, though.
#7
this belongs in the walmart thread


i love how theres a baconaise light
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****in right budday! grunge is the shiite!

didnt read ur post tho so dont know what im agreeing to.

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#8
Quote by Venice King
I'm a veggy I don't want this


Read the link

Believe it or not, Baconnaise is suitable for vegetarians, especially all you pretend ones who secretly crave the unmistakable taste of shredded piggy flesh without the bacon guilt.


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#9
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this belongs in the walmart thread


i love how theres a baconaise light



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#10
this looks pretty bad lol
mostly because mayo isnt my thing to begin with
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#11
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I'll try it as lube for my girlfriends ass tonight, though.



well played
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#12
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Read the link


Looks like you're in the clear

It would still taste of bacon, not cool.
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I seem to attract girls.
Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

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Being an idiot should be illegal too.
#13
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this looks pretty bad lol
mostly because mayo isnt my thing to begin with


i thought white people loved mayo
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****in right budday! grunge is the shiite!

didnt read ur post tho so dont know what im agreeing to.

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Good. More centaur pussy for me.

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God bless you GrungeBeatle


#14
Quote by Venice King
It would still taste of bacon, not cool.


but no animals were harmed in the making!!! thats amazing!!!!!!

seriously veggies can say this stuff but i know you want it....you want it now
#15
Quote by Venice King
It would still taste of bacon, not cool.


I've been a vegetarian for many, many years, and I have to say that that might be one of the stupidest things I've ever heard from a fellow vegetarian. It tastes like meat, but contains no animal products, well, aside from eggs, but we aren't vegan. So why not eat it?
#16
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but no animals were harmed in the making!!! thats amazing!!!!!!

seriously veggies can say this stuff but i know you want it....you want it now

No I am not, but weirdly attracted to you now

EDIT: You're actually a girl, now I just seem creepy as opposed to someone trying to be funny. Woops

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I've been a vegetarian for many, many years, and I have to say that that might be one of the stupidest things I've ever heard from a fellow vegetarian. It tastes like meat, but contains no animal products, well, aside from eggs, but we aren't vegan. So why not eat it?

I don't like the taste of meat - The smell alone makes me wanna vomit - I don't need a substitute, call me stupid all you want, I don't care.
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Being an idiot should be illegal too.
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#21
...I feel like I should throw up now.
I miss bacon, I might go buy some tommorrow.
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#22
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No I am not, but weirdly attracted to you now

EDIT: You're actually a girl, now I just seem creepy as opposed to someone trying to be funny. Woops


I don't like the taste of meat - The smell alone makes me wanna vomit - I don't need a substitute, call me stupid all you want, I don't care.



Okay my bad. See, I thought you didn't want to try it just because it tasted like meat. But now that I know the smell/taste of meat disgusts you, I understand.
#23
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Meh, Make this instead

I'll make you another one if you survive



what is that?
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****in right budday! grunge is the shiite!

didnt read ur post tho so dont know what im agreeing to.

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Good. More centaur pussy for me.

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God bless you GrungeBeatle


#26
Quote by WantsLesPaul
Meh, Make this instead


I'll make you another one if you survive

Oh my God.


There's more protein in that single picture than the collective population of Africa will consume in a year.
#27
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Okay my bad. See, I thought you didn't want to try it just because it tasted like meat. But now that I know the smell/taste of meat disgusts you, I understand.

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I seem to attract girls.
Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

Quote by IRISH_PUNK13
Being an idiot should be illegal too.
#28
Quote by WantsLesPaul
Meh, Make this instead

*amazing pics!!*

I'll make you another one if you survive


That would be the best way to die....EVER!!! omg i want it soo bad
#29
Quote by funny_page
That would be the best way to die....EVER!!! omg i want it soo bad

You're a girl in the pit, you can't say things like that
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I seem to attract girls.
Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

Quote by IRISH_PUNK13
Being an idiot should be illegal too.
#30
Quote by Venice King
You're a girl in the pit, you can't say things like that



Oh sh*t !!!! haha the place where the most common answer is "rape" !!! what have i done

#32
Quote by funny_page



Oh sh*t !!!! haha the place where the most common answer is "rape" !!! what have i done


Don't worry I'll rape protect you.
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Quote by OddOneOut
I seem to attract girls.
Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

Quote by IRISH_PUNK13
Being an idiot should be illegal too.
#33
Quote by Daffodil Lament
As if mayonnaise wasn't filled with enough grams of fat. Or disgusting enough, at that.


I'll try it as lube for my girlfriends ass tonight, though.

Well that was unnecessary.

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You could have my meat if you wanted...

And my axe.
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So what? I wasted like 5 minutes watching DaddyTwoFoot's avatar.


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#35
Quote by Dirge Humani
You could have my meat if you wanted...

Dirge, you are being quite the playa tonight.

anyways, i'm procuring the ingredients for the livestock pie or whatever that godforsaken pile of sex was
#36
Quote by RU Experienced?
I lol'd at your persistence

I think he directed at me before ...oh
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Quote by OddOneOut
I seem to attract girls.
Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

Quote by IRISH_PUNK13
Being an idiot should be illegal too.
#38
Quote by Dirge Humani
You could have my meat if you wanted...





Quote by Venice King
Don't worry I'll rape protect you.


well......thanks


its 1am i think its too late to make bacon
#39
Quote by Venice King
I think he directed at me before ...oh

I just meant that no one reacted to his innuendo initially and he kept at it
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