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So what are some really stupid little things (nothing too big like setting your leg on fire or kicking a woman in the vagina) you have done, or almost done without thinking.

The other day, i was preparing some tea and toast, and i almost put a teabag in the toaster, then today i almost put a bottle of milk in the bread draw, i wasn't drunk and i'm not retarded, i just wasn't thinking.
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#3
Scouring my house, looking for my glasses...

...then realizing after I have given up that they are on my face.
#5
Lost my phone while it was in my hand.

Go to get a glass of water and pour it in a bowl, throw plates in the bin when I'm done
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Ah man I do this all the time Last week I put the sugar bowl in the fridge and the milk in with all the bowls and plates.
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#7
Instead of scraping a few leftovers from my dinner plate, i just through the whole lot into the bin.

There was a sandwich left on a plate in the fridge for me, wrapped in cling film. I took it out, ate the sandwich, wrapped the plate back up and out it back in the fridge.

I was having a shower, got out, dried myself and left for college, leaving the shower running.

Thats all i can think of atm, but yeah, i can be pretty absent minded
#9
Put my ipod in the fridge, knocked on my own bedroom door, ate a meal with two forks, asked for a girls number and put my own number in my phone.
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I was having a shower, got out, dried myself and left for college, leaving the shower running.

I think the worst part here is that you forgot to get dressed...
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when i went rockclimbing with my mates we had water bottles strapped to us

my mate spent 10 minutes looking for his around the site while we pissed ourselves before the guide pointed to it strapped to his leg
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I woke up after a nap at 10pm, thinking it was 10am and that i was late for my paper round.
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#18
Oh and when i leave the bathroom alot of the time i press the lightswitch, even if the light isn't on in the first place.
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#19
sometimes when playing i spades i am in the middle of talking, forget that i went nil and throw out an ace or something. god, i'm stupid.
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#21
I woke up next to your mom at 10 pm, thinking it was 10 am and that I was late for my paper round.
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#23
I woke up next to my paper round at 10 pm, thinking it was 10 am and that I was late for YOUR dad.
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#24
I once sat for 15 or so seconds trying to turn the volume up on the TV, but was instead turning the volume up on my phone.
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#25
I opened this thread to see all the terrible your <parent> jokes.

but in all seriousness, I almost sat on my cousin's kitten- an easy mistake, because at the time it was small enough to fit in the palm of your hand. the rest of that day was spent playing with the little thing.
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#27
I used to have a job washing dishers and it was rather monotonous. Occasionally I'd scrape food into the sink and put plates in the bin. That was messy to clean back up.

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#28
I once accidently put a sachet of cupa soup in the kettle.

Tried to clean it out but someone got a piece of carrot in their tea. =[
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#29
I put shower gel in my hair this morning.

I *nearly* did it last week as well.

It's a risk that goes with the territory of having a shower at 7.30 I suppose
#30
When i was a little kid, our bin was in this walk in cupboard.
In the middle of the night, half asleep, i opened the cupboard door, walked in, lifted the the bin lid and peed right in there.

To make things worse, my brother caught me and thought it was the funniest thing he'd seen. He still wont let me live it down.
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#31
I cracked an egg into one of these tubs of margarine.


Boy was that messy...
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#32
It often happens that I make coffee, forgetting to add coffee-powder before brewing
#33
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I put shower gel in my hair this morning.

I *nearly* did it last week as well.

It's a risk that goes with the territory of having a shower at 7.30 I suppose

some people do that deliberately.
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#34
When I was younger, about 10-ish, I got home from school and realised I didn't know where my glasses were. I went back to school, looked, couldn't find anything. I started freaking out, because I though my parents would be super-mad that I had lost my glasses. At one point I passed a mirror. Oh... on my nose. How convenient.


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waking up in the morning to open the frige to look for a plate then opening another wrong door looking for a bowl


also in T accounts getting the creditors and debitors side right is the bane of my life
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#36
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Oh and when i leave the bathroom alot of the time i press the lightswitch, even if the light isn't on in the first place.

I do this.. sometimes i'm sitting in my room at like 4 am with the light off, then i go to bed, thinking i need to turn of the light, thus turning the dam thing on! Then i get pretty much into bed and go.. wait a second.. /facepalm.
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Put my ipod in the fridge, knocked on my own bedroom door, ate a meal with two forks, asked for a girls number and put my own number in my phone.


I do that on purpose... makes things easier
#38
When I was younger I ran around the house, turning the place upside down trying to find my Gameboy colour with Pokemon, only to find it was in my pocket the whole time.

Started panicking on the bus thinking I've forgot my iPod and headphones only to realise I'm listening to music at that point.

One week at university I had three 10am starts and then an 11am start (my timetable was changed because it was the end of the year so exams and stuff). I turned up at 10am on all four days.

There's probably loads more but I can't think of any right now.
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#39
lol. last week i was trying to find my phone, so I called it. I then started hearing my ringtone playing from the fridge. Wtf had I been doing???
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waking up in the morning to open the frige to look for a plate then opening another wrong door looking for a bowl


also in T accounts getting the creditors and debitors side right is the bane of my life


I have an accounting test tomorrow.
Now I'm worried...
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