#1
Hey Pit, Im turning 16 on the 29th and I still don't know what I should do to celebrate. I can't drink and I won't be able to invite masses to my house (its quite small), But otherwise, things should be fine.

I live in Perth, Australia so i can't go skiing or mountain climbing etc, and its mid-spring so its still too cold to go swimming.

I am a guy so none of the 'spend a day at the shops' stuff etc.

Ideas?
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#2
play pass the parcel.

Edit-Or do what I do which is play CoD 4 while hoping someone will text me saying happy birthday
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#4
Play the russian mail game.

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#7
go to the city or to some local arcade (not shops, a video game arcade) and rent it out for you and a couple friends and just mash buttons until your eyes bleed.
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#10
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bring ur friends to ur house and hang out in the pit

I actually laughed at that, just picturing a bunch of 16 year olds crowded around a computer in the pit.
Originally Posted by neopowell
I'm perfectly capable of rating my own poo, I don't need a website to help me. I've devised strict criteria based on texture, smell, ease of passing and numerous other factors. It's even colour-coded.


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#13
fellow perth man!
is the drinking thing personal choice or parental...im sixteen in 30 days and perth house parties are pretty wild
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#14
Well, on my 16th, I was in portugal for a holiday.
I went out and got completely lashed.
??? Fund: cba to keep up with it.
will at least try when I get a jerb
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fellow perth man!
is the drinking thing personal choice or parental...im sixteen in 30 days and perth house parties are pretty wild


Parental, they'd skin me if they caught me.

Therefore not at home.
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#16
Plus underage drinking for the sake of underage drinking is pretty lame.

Like pretty REAL lame.
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#17
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Plus underage drinking for the sake of underage drinking is pretty lame.

Like pretty REAL lame.

Says the man with the Milhouse avatar. TAKE HEED TS!


I'd say bring your friends over, watch cool movies and play games. Sometimes nothing beats shooting shit and hanging with the bros.
#18
I would like to retract my earlier suggestion.

You should now have an Ann Summers lingerie party for your birthday
#19
Ask your friends to punch them 16 times as a birthday present.
Flip the script


But what you SHOULD do is get laid.
Now, a girl is optional, a guy is not allowed, and the Hand is a last resort.
Get going.
#20
Have your mum make a giant paper mache vagina and then have you run and jump through to celebrate the glorious event that was you disforming your mother.
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