#1


As with all my beloved, but sadly out-moded things, she was immolated in flames of glory!

My ancient and much-loved Lowrey organ.

Heavily modified, power section was harvested for other strange experiments long ago, replaced with an old 400-watt Crown, I believe.

Loud in an other-worldly, teeth-clenching way.

Her final moments were awe-inspiring to behold, as she was sacrificed upon the pyre.

Her dying gasps were the tumultuous shriekings of In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida, at a most un-holy volume, as the speakers burned and bellowed pungent smoke and cackling flame.

Appropriate, I recall that being the first thing I learned how to play, and it was on her keys...

I am cringing from the level of noise as much as from the heat of the fire.

She was quite engulfed by the time she gave it up, but the keys remained playable until the end...

Goodbye.





(yes, she was plugged into a circuit breaker.)
(yes, it was horrible, probably deadly pollution.)
(yes, it was dangerous of me to do this.)
#2
You do realize it will come back to haunt you in your dreams, TS?
Oh, you wouldn't want an angel watching over
Surprise, surprise, they wouldn't wanna watch
#6
But why..
If You See Me Posting In The Pit HIT ME.
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#9
Gotta admit burning it was kinda stupid...


...epic tho
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#10
Well done. You did the right thing; if you hesitated any longer it would've done the exact same thing to you. This is a victory for humankind. Good work soldier.
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#11
Couldn't get rid of it, would've cost about $150 for Waste Management to haul it off.

I tried giving it away for a few months now, no bites, unsurprisingly.

She's about 210 lbs., and many keys/voices stuck open/closed, and 2 speakers are already blown, and she had an shorting out problem, and an occasional sparking issue (!), liked to pop fuses, smelled REALLY bad, much water damage from a basement flood...

I could go on.

I think she was ready.
#12
You do know you can donate organs?
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#15
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You do know you can donate organs?


i'm rofling atm
See above post ^
#16
anyone else get the impression that this isn't actually his house?
Been in Japan since August, no fucking money left!
#18
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anyone else get the impression that this isn't actually his house?


And that wasn't his organ??!!


OH MY GOD YOU FUCK!
#19
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anyone else get the impression that this isn't actually his house?




Now THAT wouldv'e been a story to tell!
#20
You were eating white castle and drinking smirnoff ice while doing this?
Demolition hands.... Got 'em!
#21
Quote by merfsullivan
You were eating white castle and drinking smirnoff ice while doing this?



Nice spot, but I'm pretty sure most of what was in that fire pit had been there for a bit...

Mostly Jack and Malort that night...
#22
Quote by Rutch
Couldn't get rid of it, would've cost about $150 for Waste Management to haul it off.

I tried giving it away for a few months now, no bites, unsurprisingly.

She's about 210 lbs., and many keys/voices stuck open/closed, and 2 speakers are already blown, and she had an shorting out problem, and an occasional sparking issue (!), liked to pop fuses, smelled REALLY bad, much water damage from a basement flood...

I could go on.

I think she was ready.

*pats your back*

sound slike you did the right thing, then.

personally, I would've salvaged some parts first, but playing it while it burned is pretty awesome
#23
Quote by Rutch
Her dying gasps were the tumultuous shriekings of In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida, at a most un-holy volume, as the speakers burned and bellowed pungent smoke and cackling flame.




You are awesome, that is the coolest thing I have ever read!
#24
Quote by The_Casinator
You do realize it will come back to haunt you in your dreams, TS?


I heard about a guy who burned his piano down once. They found him in his room, three days later. Well... most of him. His head was gone, and the only thing in his room asides from the blood stains and his corpse, was a piano string noose hanging from the ceiling fan.
#25
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I heard about a guy who burned his piano down once. They found him in his room, three days later. Well... most of him. His head was gone, and the only thing in his room asides from the blood stains and his corpse, was a piano string noose hanging from the ceiling fan.

well played, sir
#26
Quote by Deliriumbassist
I heard about a guy who burned his piano down once. They found him in his room, three days later. Well... most of him. His head was gone, and the only thing in his room asides from the blood stains and his corpse, was a piano string noose hanging from the ceiling fan.


Well, she got something in the way of revenge.

As it burned down to not much more than a pile of char, something (looked like a spring from, um, maybe a key?!) shot out of it, and put a little paint chip in my neighbor's caddy.

It also rained a pretty foul ash around the driveway for a while, and smoldered and stank for a solid day after.

Not quite murder-by-piano-wire, but quite unpleasant...

#27
Quote by Rutch
Well, she got something in the way of revenge.

As it burned down to not much more than a pile of char, something (looked like a spring from, um, maybe a key?!) shot out of it, and put a little paint chip in my neighbor's caddy.

It also rained a pretty foul ash around the driveway for a while, and smoldered and stank for a solid day after.

Not quite murder-by-piano-wire, but quite unpleasant...



Three days.

That's all I'm saying.
#29
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D:

why




Couldn't give it away, man, I tried. Who in their right mind would want such a thing?

Anything of value had already been pretty much stripped off long ago.
Besides, it was just a cheap old Lowrey, not a Hammond B series or anything!

Also, alcohol...
#30
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#31
Quote by Rutch


Couldn't give it away, man, I tried. Who in their right mind would want such a thing?

Anything of value had already been pretty much stripped off long ago.
Besides, it was just a cheap old Lowrey, not a Hammond B series or anything!

Also, alcohol...


I would. ಠ_ಠ
And I've wanted an organ like that for years. They're too damn expensive now.
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#32
was this bonfire an organised event?
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#33
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Three days.

That's all I'm saying.


That isn't the way the bible tells it. That's not the way the bible tells it at all.
#34
*enters thread





*leaves thread
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#35
Quote by Primus2112
I would. ಠ_ಠ
And I've wanted an organ like that for years. They're too damn expensive now.

Well, I wish I had known ya, if you had a pick-up truck...

I had it up on Craigslist for free for months.
Some guy wanted me ship it from Chicago out to Omaha.

He said he'd paypal me 30 bucks for my trouble.


Total UPS quote was around $585.

I decided against this.
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