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A FUUCKIN PAGER!!!

all the bitches are gonna be so jealous of this shit. Ill just be talking to some fag and my waist will start beeping and ill go "excuse me, someone more important is trying to contact me" then theyll feel like shit because ive got better things to do then talk to their lame ass.

I mean this thing is so ahead of its time. Im gonna be the only one rockin this thing.
trying to piece his 2 and 2 together
Last edited by i love alanis at Oct 6, 2009,
#2
I used to have one. It annoyed the **** out of me so I got one of those big ass cell phones.

#6
I'm just here listening to all my favorite hits.

Be jealous.
ERADICATE THIS DISEASE



Because it's killing me.
#8
Rock on dude, I'm gonna go and listen to this baby


Oh wait, they actually are being used.
#9
imma go pick up some hoes in mah ride, YOU COMING????

ALL OF MY CRAP SONGS/IDEAS

Quote by God
LOLjk guise, im not real.


Quote by JDbbx
I don't want to go into detail but it involves my girlfriend, a condom and 10 seconds.

If anyone sigs that I shall be most irritated
#13
Hey, does anyone know if I can get HD on my TV?

Hull City A.F.C

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#14
id love to stay and chat in this thread, but i have to go to work... ill just turn this off for now

Clocks tick. Your days are numbered in low digits.
You look suspicious - suspect niggas is bitches,
Get chopped up, grade-A meat, somethin' delicious
#18
excellent
Quote by Marshmelllow
graphs. graphs always work. my old work place had an awesome printer, so i was constantly making graphs.

that was until i made a graph of how much my boss pissed me off. but seriously dude, graphs.
#19
i just created some contraception so that you will avoid having a baby!!!! who wants some??

ALL OF MY CRAP SONGS/IDEAS

Quote by God
LOLjk guise, im not real.


Quote by JDbbx
I don't want to go into detail but it involves my girlfriend, a condom and 10 seconds.

If anyone sigs that I shall be most irritated
#21
I like how my first post back from being banned turns a thread in this direction...



Good job me.
#22


the jokes on you! i can watch movies at my house!
Quote by RATM forever
definitely the best spam thread today!
#25
Quote by Grindar
I like how my first post back from being banned turns a thread in this direction...



Good job me.

what are you talking about? I turned this thread in this direction. Im the creator of this most awesome of threads, i shll reap the benefits.
trying to piece his 2 and 2 together
#26
Quote by i love alanis
what are you talking about? I turned this thread in this direction. Im the creator of this most awesome of threads, i shll reap the benefits.


You started it, doesn't mean that it was going to go off in this direction with my aid.
#27
gotta write an email!

ALL OF MY CRAP SONGS/IDEAS

Quote by God
LOLjk guise, im not real.


Quote by JDbbx
I don't want to go into detail but it involves my girlfriend, a condom and 10 seconds.

If anyone sigs that I shall be most irritated
#28


i can talk to people all over the world with this device!!!
Quote by Marshmelllow
graphs. graphs always work. my old work place had an awesome printer, so i was constantly making graphs.

that was until i made a graph of how much my boss pissed me off. but seriously dude, graphs.
#29
Quote by Grindar
You started it, doesn't mean that it was going to go off in this direction with my aid.



you didnt aid ****, this is what i was trying to do in the first place.
trying to piece his 2 and 2 together
#30
I think I'll observe this argument, with this:

Hull City A.F.C

Quote by Thrashtastic15
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#33
Quote by BreatheOver
TS has been officially owned by the first page.

But...not gonna lie, I wish I had a pager right now.


How was he owned? He was clearly trying to start a joke, and it turned out very well
#34
**** was so cash
R.I.P. BILLY MAYS
1958-2009
Goodnight Sweet Prince

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do you know where i can find the tabs?

WAT


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I'm 14 not a troll....


#35
Oh hey guys, I'm just gonna go down to the club and slip some roofies to women, you guys coming?

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#38
you see
this is why we can't have nice things

i offer you all a ride around the world, in the most sophisticated aircraft, and you have to go and destroy it


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JacobTheEdit: Hell yeah Ruben.

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I met Jesus once. Cocksucker still owes me 20 bucks.
#39
Quote by ilovepepsi
imma go pick up some hoes in mah ride, YOU COMING????



The first one is my car, the second my poppas. He made them both...

Epiphone Les Paul (Modded with 2 passive pickups and an EMG81)
Yamaha RG guitar w/ Floyd Rose
Rogue Acoustic

BlackHeart BH5 Tube Amp


Danelectro Metal. Digitech Bad Monkey, Digitech CF-7, Crybaby Wah, Danelectro EQ.
#40
Quote by ilovepepsi
imma go pick up some hoes in mah ride, YOU COMING????



Hells yeah. I've always wanted one of those cars, seriously.
I AM MASTER OF JIGGLYPUFF.

Current Gear:
Gibson Boneyard with Bigsby
Gibson 93' Explorer W/Nailbombs
G&L 93' Legacy W/Noiseless
Gibson 95' Doublecut W/Angus Bridge

Mesa Stiletto Trident
Bogner Shiva
Mesa 2x12 & 4x12 Cabs
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