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#1
So yeah, I go to the University of West Florida, and there is a manhunt going on right now for a murder suspect, and the entire campus is on lockdown. I'm scared

If you don't believe me:

http://www.weartv.com/

It's on the local news website.

Any humour right now would be appreciated. I need it.
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metaldud damn it I said ignore the penis!
#4
rape your way out, its the only way to have a chance to survive!
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You're a horrible, horrible person.


only to the people who deserve it
#7
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rape your way out, its the only way to have a chance to survive!

this!

when in doubt, get your cock out
#8
Try doing this:

http://xkcd.com/53/
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#9



Ha Ha
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#13
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what are the odds of him killing you?


like 1 /10000


just think about that

..

he is possibly the 1.
#15
what about metaldud??? he's in florida too...right?

SAVE THE METALDUD!!!
you'll be fine dude, just chill

(P.S. - I'm back, yo)
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#17
There's a 50/50 chance that he's spent all his time perfecting either his gun skills over his knife skills, or vice versa, so if you give him a gun there's a 50/50 chance he'll get confused and then you can run away ... it'll work. It has maths behind it. Maths!
#18
Should've left as soon as you found out that it was on lockdown.

Get to the closest cop, tell him that you're leaving, and ask him to stop you.

I mean, he will, but you can't be forcibly restrained. I mean, you will be, but that's not the point.

Yes, it's private property, but you have a basic right to leave (aside from the fact that there's a crazy on the loose).

Maybe they'll handcuff you and bring you outside, where they can't lawfully restrain you without evidence, or suspect. Walking off of your campus isn't reasonable evidence.
#22
Just play dead.
For a wounded man shall say to his assailant, "if I live I will kill you."
"If I die, you are forgiven."
Such is the rule of honour.
#23
heyyy I live in florida lol...

I heard about that today and was like....


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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#24
Thanks for the laughs (and insults) guys.

Still on lockdown, though, and I'm getting bored. apparently there are police stationed outside the entrance to every main building. I might be stuck inside for awile.

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heyyy I live in florida lol...

I heard about that today and was like....


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


What city do you live in?
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metaldud damn it I said ignore the penis!
#25
Lakeland florida

Like 20-30 minutes from Orlando
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1998 Squier Affinity Stratocaster

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Money is just paper, but it affects people like poetry.
#27
Word of mouth at my school...

My friends brother goes there and he called him and we were like :O
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1998 Squier Affinity Stratocaster

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Peavey Valve king 112

Money is just paper, but it affects people like poetry.
#29
idk my friends brothers name lol.but his last name is degel
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1998 Squier Affinity Stratocaster

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#30
Would you happen to know what his major is? The name doesn't ring a bell. He might not even be in my department.
Airship is liek teh best giitar playr evr!!111!1!

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Don't use distortion pedals. Just bury your guitar for three weeks, and then dig it up, that should do the job.


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metaldud damn it I said ignore the penis!
#31
I have NOOOOO clue lol...i can ask tomorrow
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1998 Squier Affinity Stratocaster

Amps:

Peavey Valve king 112

Money is just paper, but it affects people like poetry.
#32
TS is the killer obviously
thats why he wants to know who your friends brother is
so he can kill him for spreading the word!
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#33
Shiit happens lol
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1998 Squier Affinity Stratocaster

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Peavey Valve king 112

Money is just paper, but it affects people like poetry.
#34
....Don't listen to them, I'm perfectly legit.

>.>


.....


<.<


....


O_O

Make it quick, boi.
Airship is liek teh best giitar playr evr!!111!1!

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Don't use distortion pedals. Just bury your guitar for three weeks, and then dig it up, that should do the job.


^Best Reply Ever!

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metaldud damn it I said ignore the penis!
#35
Quote by DieGarbageMan
what are the odds of him killing you?


like 1 /10000


just think about that

..


well, he could have alot of bullets. maybe several mags. o and if he has a knife, then according to statistics he has a 10000/10000 chance of killing you. basically you are going to die today.
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#37
Go no TS, now is your change to be the hero, go out and face this armed stranger with nothng but a rolling pin. You shall prevail and be hailed as the hero of this age!
#38
Quote by Arnthor
Go no TS, now is your change to be the hero, go out and face this armed stranger with nothng but a rolling pin. You shall prevail and be hailed as the hero of this age!

l.o.freakin.l.



Anyways, I feel like playing guitar or making music now, but I have no way of making it. Are there any free, online tools i can use to make me some music?
Airship is liek teh best giitar playr evr!!111!1!

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Don't use distortion pedals. Just bury your guitar for three weeks, and then dig it up, that should do the job.


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metaldud damn it I said ignore the penis!
#39
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l.o.freakin.l.



Anyways, I feel like playing guitar or making music now, but I have no way of making it. Are there any free, online tools i can use to make me some music?



First off. You need an instrument. Or synth of some kind.

http://www.online-games-zone.com/pages/fun/punk-o-matic.php

this one is fun. But you can still make "music" with it.

Hope this helps

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