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This topic came up between my friend and I the other day on our way to work.


He was telling me about how he quit jerkin' the chicken "for his girlfriend." (He's recently gotten together with a new girl he's crazy about.)

Well, I proceeded to ask him why and he basically tells me he has no answer, he just "did it for her."

Then he goes on to tell me that, "I don't really mind quitting. At least now I don't have to feel guilty about it all the time."

This shocked me. I've had close friends tell me they feel guilty about it before but this one was different. This guy was KNOWN for watching notorious amounts of porn freshman year. This is the same kid who changed all of the computer backgrounds to a giant pair of tits in the eighth grade. It's weird that he, of all people, would feel guilty about "shaking hands with the President."

I've never felt guilty about whacking it, personally. IMO, it doesn't hurt anyone, so why should I feel bad?

So, opinions?
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#2
No, unless its regarding someone I know personally.


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"shaking hands with the President."


I lol'ed
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#8
Nah, I don't feel bad for rubbing a quick one out. But then again I'm a hippie, I don't have a conscious.
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#10
this thread is full of win haha, im just gonna sit back and enjoy. dont mind me.
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#11
Even if they are willingly doing the porn, the women performing have greater value than just sex objects.

so yes I do
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Nah, I don't feel bad for rubbing a quick one out. But then again I'm a hippie, I don't have a conscious.

#16
if i do it on sundays i feel guilty
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#18
I don't every time, but sometimes I just feel pathetic.
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Even if they are willingly doing the porn, the women performing have greater value than just sex objects.

so yes I do



I still don't understand how that works.


Yeah, they may have greater value than just sex objects, but what does that have to do with watching them suck someone off on camera?

It doesn't automatically mean I'm going to treat the girl in question with any less respect were I to meet her in person. A lot of girls suck on knobs, who cares? This particular one in question just happens to do it on camera. For money.

IMO, porn starts are financial geniuses.
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I still don't understand how that works.


Yeah, they may have greater value than just sex objects, but what does that have to do with watching them suck someone off on camera?

It doesn't automatically mean I'm going to treat the girl in question with any less respect were I to meet her in person. A lot of girls suck on knobs, who cares? This particular one in question just happens to do it on camera. For money.

IMO, porn starts are financial geniuses.



I'm buying into their profession, they have greater value, but when my flesh yearns for theirs, I become lustful and belittle their value. Similar to being an enabler.

That's how I see it.


And it's not just porn stars, it's any woman. When I look at her lustfully I make her into nothing but a play thing in my mind.
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#23
I only feel guilty when there's no one there to share it with
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#24
i feel guilty for doing it. thats cause i do it when i should be doing homework or something. i just think man i am wasting my life wacking when i could be doing better things.
#25
You know, there's actually a scientific explanation for feeling guilty about masturbating. After reaching orgasm, a hormone called serotonin kicks in, making us guys feel freaking tired and that vague feeling of 'I'll never do this again. I promise".
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#26
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Nah, I don't feel bad for rubbing a quick one out. But then again I'm a hippie, I don't have a conscious.

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Maybe it's just me... but high fiving seems wrong in this thread...
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#27
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I'm buying into their profession, they have greater value, but when my flesh yearns for theirs, I become lustful and belittle their value. Similar to being an enabler.

That's how I see it.


And it's not just porn stars, it's any woman. When I look at her lustfully I make her into nothing but a play thing in my mind.


You're a sexist pig.
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Quote by touji-za-nai
I'm buying into their profession, they have greater value, but when my flesh yearns for theirs, I become lustful and belittle their value. Similar to being an enabler.

That's how I see it.


And it's not just porn stars, it's any woman. When I look at her lustfully I make her into nothing but a play thing in my mind.


I guess I can see that.

I dunno, I've never really looked at women as only sex objects. It's kinda weird.

I've never even had a sex dream. All my friends tell me that I'm weird because of it but I haven't. Every dream I've had about the opposite sex that was even remotely sexual involved mostly holding, cuddling, holding hands, going on dates, etc.

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#29
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You're a sexist pig.


and you're an idiot
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and you're an idiot


And you're a fool who can't detect a bit of sarcasm.
The list goes on and on, dunnit?
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#32
felt guilty about it when i was younger. then i realized there was no reason to feel guilty.

now its more of a chore.
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#34
Fu no.

The very concept of that makes me .
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You know, there's actually a scientific explanation for feeling guilty about masturbating. Ater reaching orgasm, a hormone called serotonin kicks in, making us guy feel freaking tired and that vague feeling of 'I'll never do this again. I promise".


Back when I was like 10, I said those EXACT WORDS in a prayer to God Now that I know that pretty much every guy masturbates I don't feel guilty about it anymore.
#36
No, I do not.
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


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#37
I used to.
Then i turned 12.
Fapedit: To clarify, i went to Christian school and they fed us the whole 'Masturbation is evil' bull story. Then i realized most of christianity doesnt make sense to me, and no where in the bible does it say "Don't Fap". Then i found buddhism, and i've had happy fap filled days ever since.
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#38
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And you're a fool who can't detect a bit of sarcasm.
The list goes on and on, dunnit?


not fair, tone of voice is hard to pick up on in the means of text


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Do You Feel "Guilty" About Masturbating?


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