#1
I have just had that moment we all dread as a parent, i found out that my 13 year old son is masterbating, i dont really know what to do. So what should i do, i dont know if its harmful or how often he does it. He doesnt know i know but im still not sure what to do
help UG
#6
Yep, a 14-year-old kid definitely has a 13-year-old son.

lrn2troll, n00b.
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TL;DR: Saw a girl at Wal-Mart, she started feeling me up, I jizzed in my pants.

Shit, I'm so pathetic.

[quote="'[BurnTheDusk"]']I agree, tone does sound better the closer your genitals are to the ground.

Crabcore?

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#7
Quote by The_Casinator
Hit him in the face, he's killing himself!

This, before it's too late. I've heard ten self induced orgasms can kill half of your braincells.
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#8
he's going to go to hell ! whip him before it's too late !
Cette nuit j'ai rêvé que je mâchais ses yeux
Après avoir crevé par accès de furie
Ta replète panse d'helminthes blancs nourrie,
Trop prompte à déféquer le fruit d'un vit sanieux.
#10
Quote by P-Bass Pirate
Yep, a 14-year-old kid definitely has a 13-year-old son.

lrn2troll, n00b.


^ this

if ur gonna do this, at least hide ur age in ur profile mmkay?
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#13
I thought even 14 year olds could spell "masturbate" correctly.
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