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#1
Inspired by this movie by an awesome dude
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AE4zF36dPxE&feature=channel_page

I figured it would be cool if we did our own version of this.

Here is how it works, there are 12 spots, as in the video. Don't worry about a cool name, just use the letters MC and your username IE: MC RazorTheAwesome

Basically, give yourself a cool intro, then bust out some sweet rhymes. It doesn't matter if your rhymes are good or not, as long as they are funny. We also needs to come up with a chorus.

Recording proceess:
If all goes well we may be able to record this. If you can, just record yourself singing your line and email it to me (PM me if you are interested) and I'll just throw together a beat using garage band and put the lines together. Yeah its a pretty simple process.

edit:
it was getting to long so I moved it to its own group. I'll post the link once its made.
VERY METAL!
\m/
RIP Ronnie James Dio

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Last edited by RazorTheAwesome at Oct 8, 2009,
#2
I am intrigued...
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#3
Aw man, don't just throw a beat together with garage band. If someone picks an awesome song, I can cut it up and sample it and make a legit beat. Maybe something with some ridic guitar parts, so it would fit the UG thang. Also, everyone should video themselves, not just audio. Then we get to dress up and look like idiots. PM me if you want me to do a beat, or anything like that.
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#4
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#5
MC Zaphikh, bustin' through the traffic
spittin' grooves so graphic
Make you mama go:

"Sir, would you kindly smack it?"

Verse

Ah give a hoot an' hang an' golly gee
a honkey fro-kick and-a knick-knack-smack
I'ma crush in-an'-on this groove
Pit spittin' kings actin' like we black

Suckas call me Z
curdlin' up this white bread act
takin' names and helping old folks
a pillar of community like that!

Bustin' browsin' howlin' crack
into your circuitry and defile
I'll make a steam-hot delicious stew from
All your .jpegs and text files

Aint got no time for yo easy breezy
Lemon squeezy flickin' frackin' flacks
I pass the mic to mah street-brotha
Gonna throw you down like jacks!

Word!



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#6
MC Amnesia is ****ing hilarious. I'd join, but I cannot in any way guarantee that I'll be able to record, or come up with any decent lyrics. Good luck either way!


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#7
Quote by Sid McCall
Aw man, don't just throw a beat together with garage band. If someone picks an awesome song, I can cut it up and sample it and make a legit beat. Maybe something with some ridic guitar parts, so it would fit the UG thang. Also, everyone should video themselves, not just audio. Then we get to dress up and look like idiots. PM me if you want me to do a beat, or anything like that.


ok sure, you can do the song, but I think the audio for everyone's voice thing would be a lot easier
VERY METAL!
\m/
RIP Ronnie James Dio

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RazorTheAwesome, if I was a Ditto, I'd transform into YOU

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#8
It'd be a lot cooler if we could do it in person. It'd be way funnier. But that obviously won't happen.. Haha.
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#10
If I can get hold of a video camera, some boot polish and a load of shiny things and women with large asses then I shall partake of this medley


Beat mah wife for a livin'
Smack da bitch in da face when I'm tired of givin...
Sit down bitch
Before I deliver da next hit
Leave you breathless
SLUT DON'T TEST THIS


...yeah!


... Yeah!


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#11
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MC metalhead39 comin straight outta COMPTON


you have to do more than that.

And if you can think of a brilliant line but have no way to record it, you can just get someone else to sing it for you. Or I'll sing it

Edit:

MC Demonikk thats pretty good
VERY METAL!
\m/
RIP Ronnie James Dio

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RazorTheAwesome, if I was a Ditto, I'd transform into YOU

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Basically god wanted to punish people for getting educated/eating apples.

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We all desire a little pussy.
#12
mc steam is the theme and i have a dream
that this song will be an internet meme
so check it
my rhymes are so phat they make me self conscious
i drop them so fast it may make you a lil nauseous
i got the moves for the club but im not 18
and i dont drink yet cuz i keep it clean

thats just a preview but i have no recording devices
i got them steamrolfer blues
#13
Sounds good, might join if I feel like it.

Epic lulz are to be had
with this idea that sounds legit,
something good is coming out
once again from the pit,
MC Pubes might sound funny
but his rap is not a joke,
better bring your best,
hope you dont choke.

Hope this rapping idea
wont become a dud,
before I go,
inb4 I cum blood.
#14
I'm going to rap about coming blood.

Totally in this.

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As you fly on the wings of a demon
Raise thy hands up high, and make ready to die
Thy laste fyre burns out in the twilight

On the back of a dragon spittin' fire 'n rhymes
'Till the time of victory is near
True brothers in metal, bonded by blood
We will conquer the specter of fear

If the end be nigh, we are eager to die
In the flames of hatred we fall
Fear not, we shall meet again in Valhalla
And drAnk 'till we hear Odin's call
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#15
im in.

MC Deez Nyuts

i come from the south side of texas.
burning spoons til i landed in a lexus.
traveled all across the states
still couldnt find my place
i think my legs are just restless.


and i can freestyle like nobody knows.
so god damn good you could call it a prose.
my own hell is behind my rhymes
outta my mouth, straight from my mind.
my soul powers my heart and my lungs
and wisdom is the flick of my tongue.

uh uhhh, yeah
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#16
wow I better start assigning spots
VERY METAL!
\m/
RIP Ronnie James Dio

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RazorTheAwesome, if I was a Ditto, I'd transform into YOU

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Basically god wanted to punish people for getting educated/eating apples.

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We all desire a little pussy.
#17
I reckon I'll give this a try.

EDIT: My try is 2 posts below.
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#18
My lyrics are the power metal lyrics.

I could put on a different hat and rap about death metal.

EDIT: for the death metal one I could just stand there, and say "...Satan" and then bust out something like Cannibal Corpse.
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#19
Denfilade MC generic UGer on the mime
Spittin hittin lines but we can't actually rhyme
I'm really hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliphobic
Which is a pretty long word so I find that kind ironic
Representing the land down under, don't blunder
It's just Carmel comin' at you with the banhammer
Just wonder when the thunder comes rollin with the lightnin'
That means the pit is right over the horizon


Now what...? I think we need the beat before we record...
Last edited by denfilade at Oct 7, 2009,
#20
I'm a mother****ing straight up
gangster G
All you player haters?
Don't player hate on me
All you hoes talkin about Vanilla Ice and MC
buuuuut
I'm the original OG
yeah yeah yeah
I'm the OG from UG
I spit rhymes so fast I'm like 3G
er, More like 4G
Shorty you can't do it like me
skrate up
I drop rhymes like I drop my pants
In the hot chicks thread
Don't eff with my crew
unless you wanna end up dead!

It only took like an hour to do this.
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#21
Damn this is hard. I can write great lyrics but I can't bust out rhymes like this. It takes me awhile to think. And yeah I just finished my work so I'm just getting into this.

Ok let me try this

Yo whats up mother****as, first up UG's metal pirate MC RazorTheAwesome
Sit back in yo hood and watch me attack
I don't need no gun o no knife I just crack yo back
Don't believe me well mother****a just step back
my rhymes may suck but they are better than UGers on crack

Watch me raid yo base
and smash up yo face
You think you can top this
I aint even tryin so lets pick up the pace

You don't even know wat yo doin
but thats what I'm here to say
and I play
guitar like motha****in John Petriccay (yes its supposed to be spelled wrong)

best I could do
VERY METAL!
\m/
RIP Ronnie James Dio

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Last edited by RazorTheAwesome at Oct 7, 2009,
#22
MC Daytripper in the fuckin' house,
Better step back bitch or I'll smack yo mouth.
Cruisin' up and down Main Street with my bros,
Bustin' up yo scene and searchin' for hos.
Saw a young honey on the side of the street,
she smiled at me, bitch had no teeth!
Stepped on the gas and got out of there,
cruisin' to the pawn shop to buy some flair.
Got an old gold chain and a fake Rolex,
Now bitches gonna give me some freebie sex.
Later that night we hit the clubs,
rolled up in my six-four with dubs.
Young lady looked at me like I was super fly,
whipped out my dick and she screamed "Oh my!"
Yeah bitch that's 2 inches of throbbing love,
now jump in my Caddy we gonna shove.
Took her back to my shack to have a good time,
If she doesn't say no then it isn't a crime.
Her and me made love all night,
Kinky bitch liked to scratch and bite.
I did her left and right, did the running man,
I fucked her so long I earned a pension plan.
Now I don't like to brag about my prowess,
but she kept screaming "Daytripper you're the best."
So let's see you step right up and try to top me,
but you know you can't, your rhymes are softer than brie.


Good enough?
#23
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MC Daytripper in the fuckin' house,
Better step back bitch or I'll smack yo mouth.
Cruisin' up and down Main Street with my bros,
Bustin' up yo scene and searchin' for hos.
Saw a young honey on the side of the street,
she smiled at me, bitch had no teeth!
Stepped on the gas and got out of there,
cruisin' to the pawn shop to buy some flair.
Got an old gold chain and a fake Rolex,
Now bitches gonna give me some freebie sex.
Later that night we hit the clubs,
rolled up in my six-four with dubs.
Young lady looked at me like I was super fly,
whipped out my dick and she screamed "Oh my!"
Yeah bitch that's 2 inches of throbbing love,
now jump in my Caddy we gonna shove.
Took her back to my shack to have a good time,
If she doesn't say no then it isn't a crime.
Her and me made love all night,
Kinky bitch liked to scratch and bite.
I did her left and right, did the running man,
I fucked her so long I earned a pension plan.
Now I don't like to brag about my prowess,
but she kept screaming "Daytripper you're the best."
So let's see you step right up and try to top me,
but you know you can't, your rhymes are softer than brie.


Good enough?


Great stuff
#25
I ****INNG LOVE THIS THREAD


I just wanted to let you guys know that.
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#26
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MC Daytripper in the fuckin' house,
Better step back bitch or I'll smack yo mouth.
Cruisin' up and down Main Street with my bros,
Bustin' up yo scene and searchin' for hos.
Saw a young honey on the side of the street,
she smiled at me, bitch had no teeth!
Stepped on the gas and got out of there,
cruisin' to the pawn shop to buy some flair.
Got an old gold chain and a fake Rolex,
Now bitches gonna give me some freebie sex.
Later that night we hit the clubs,
rolled up in my six-four with dubs.
Young lady looked at me like I was super fly,
whipped out my dick and she screamed "Oh my!"
Yeah bitch that's 2 inches of throbbing love,
now jump in my Caddy we gonna shove.
Took her back to my shack to have a good time,
If she doesn't say no then it isn't a crime.
Her and me made love all night,
Kinky bitch liked to scratch and bite.
I did her left and right, did the running man,
I fucked her so long I earned a pension plan.
Now I don't like to brag about my prowess,
but she kept screaming "Daytripper you're the best."
So let's see you step right up and try to top me,
but you know you can't, your rhymes are softer than brie.


Good enough?


wow. just wow

Amazing yet again Daytripper

VERY METAL!
\m/
RIP Ronnie James Dio

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RazorTheAwesome, if I was a Ditto, I'd transform into YOU

Quote by Kensai
Basically god wanted to punish people for getting educated/eating apples.

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We all desire a little pussy.
#28
Quote by daytripper75
MC Daytripper in the fuckin' house,
Better step back bitch or I'll smack yo mouth.
Cruisin' up and down Main Street with my bros,
Bustin' up yo scene and searchin' for hos.
Saw a young honey on the side of the street,
she smiled at me, bitch had no teeth!
Stepped on the gas and got out of there,
cruisin' to the pawn shop to buy some flair.
Got an old gold chain and a fake Rolex,
Now bitches gonna give me some freebie sex.
Later that night we hit the clubs,
rolled up in my six-four with dubs.
Young lady looked at me like I was super fly,
whipped out my dick and she screamed "Oh my!"
Yeah bitch that's 2 inches of throbbing love,
now jump in my Caddy we gonna shove.
Took her back to my shack to have a good time,
If she doesn't say no then it isn't a crime.
Her and me made love all night,
Kinky bitch liked to scratch and bite.
I did her left and right, did the running man,
I fucked her so long I earned a pension plan.
Now I don't like to brag about my prowess,
but she kept screaming "Daytripper you're the best."
So let's see you step right up and try to top me,
but you know you can't, your rhymes are softer than brie.


Good enough?





I wish I could sig that SOOOOO BADLY


Absolutely A M A Z I N G Daytripper


Even though you banned me >.< I forgive you because you brought upon the world this beautiful verse!
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#29
I split heads open like
head spit from your girl's dome
I rip on the mic faster then
Jesse Owen
Blowin' Hiroshima style
strictly molded profile
all the whack game you brought
should be considered vomited projectiles
alright so maybe I'm a little harsh
this is just the UG rap
give me a drink I'm parched
and I feel like I need a fap
get the Megan Fox out
oh wait no, she never got nude
I'll just use your moms
she's already on my dick
that was a bit rude
#30
there are days when i wake up
and i feel like wearing make up
taking pictures of myself and sh*t
make a thread, post 'em in the pit
MC Street all up in this sh*t,
your turns over, gimme a hit
when i walk into a club, all the niggas run and hide
i'm just kidding cause i never go outside
but when i do bitch i can assure you,
i can be straight thuggin and piss off cops with my crew

sometimes i feel like getting off my computer
find my homies and we ride each others scooters
no really that wasn't a gay joke, but seriously
i haven't been outside enough to see a real pussy
and bitch i drank a fifth of vodka, dare me to drive?
just kidding but it would have been cool to see that song live

cracka i ain't done spittin, homie g mutha fu*ka
and i try to bust some rhymes like no otha'
and on an ending note, i would just like to say
it's a party in the u-s-a
It all makes sense
We're capable of beauty
Through sounds that make on cringe
The dogs only hear us now

Last edited by spartan 118 at Oct 7, 2009,
#31
MC JORDAN IN DA' HOUSE
lurkin the pit, like quiet little a mouse
bustin rhymes fo' Razor's thread,
diggin the lyrics all the others done said
walkin down Queen Street lookin fly
stop off at Dave's, to grab some pie
the rest of them players just cant compete
mostly cuz i comb my hair real neat
dont got a job but i dont care
the hunies go for me cuza all my flair
when you roll like me you dont need no cheddar
cuz the way i roll dont get no better
poppin and lockin out at the clubs
watchin my anime in japanese dubs
i guess you could say im a geek
but dont say that cuz i might freak
nah im playin, i dont fight
cuz y'all know that peace is right
thats my time, so dont be hatin
mothers all know, lets get them booties shakin

wat sun.
#32
MC WARTOOTH

It's abouts times for me to drops this sh*ts
My names is Toki from Metalocalypse
Everybodys else needs to stops this sh*ts
Stupid dumb dildo jackoff jerktits

This is the part where I get to pretend
Like I know what I'm saying from beginning to end
I apologize in advance if I begin to lose you
Cuz this is my own **** but I'm already confused too
I write all of my lyrics in one take
Keep all of my mistakes and store them in one place
Sometimes in the basement or chopped up in the icebox
Or next to the heads in the freezer, right beside the ice pops

I've already calculated the cause of the apocalypse
But I can't get it going and can't see what the problem is
It was the perfect plan formed by me and doctor octopus
And I hear he's the kind that likes to take hostages
I'll have you know that I murder people progressively
I start small and spread out to whover's next to me
But you should also know that I lie in my rhymes excessively
It isn't me that's speaking, it's only what's left of me.

EDIT: Try saying that last verse out loud, it's incredibly fun
Last edited by jetfuel495 at Oct 8, 2009,
#33
Yo’ the names mc shad as you can see,
more commonly known as the little bee,
I sit around my house with a book and tea,
i’m the lamest of the bunch but thats fine with me,

one chapter, two chapter, three, five, eight
kicking back relaxing never on a date,
hold it fellas im not looking for no mate,
but write me a song, I might fall for the bait.

Chillin’ on street corners, acoustic in my hand,
all the foxes screaming “you’re the best in the land”
til some pimp, called the corner his.... banned!
unless i wanted to help him fill up his demand,

aaaaaaaaand

walking home sadly lugging mah guitar,
hell yo’ I thought maybe this time I’d go far,
“yo pretty lady, saw you passing by the bar”
“don’t get your hopes up, im gonna be a star”


there I made it longer!
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#34
Damn, I had some fresh lines coming along, but it looks like there won't be room for me.

Ah well. I can't wait to see the finished song. My expectations are high, Razor the Awesome.

EDIT: Ah what the hell, I'll post them anyway.


Yo, MC E_squared here to represent
If you've given me lip, son, you best repent
Numba one free-styler in this establishment,
I'm gonna drop this **** like a boy scout tent.

Well I been chilling on this site, Ultimate guitar
Just looking for some chance to be an interwebz star,
Lurking in the forums, flaming n00bs in da Pit,
Checking out the threads, like "WTF is this shit??"

Saw a thread by some dude called Razor The Awesome.
Clicked through all the comments and to my surprise I saw some
of the most kickass rhymes that I'd ever seen,
The homies on UG got flow, if ya know what I mean.

So then I got to thinking, and then I got to rhyming
Composing rap lyrics with the finest of timing,
Gonna make it to the top of this motha ****ing thread,
Rapping line after line right off the top of my head.

I'll say it one more time, so bitches, listen up.
I'm MC E_squared, and I know what's up.
By now you should all know that I'm on top of my game,
And in comparison you're rhymes are ****ing lame!

This is MC E_squared reporting for duty,
Now I'm gonna go get me some booty.


Thank you, I hope you enjoyed it.
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#35
MC liamdude555

Yo mother****ers Ldude is here grab some popcorn and maybe a beer
Sit down, grab ya dinner cause you know this kid is a winna
Im the UG lurker from hell I know my name doesnt ring a bell
Jimi hendrix eric clapton bb king Ldude555 is the lurking king

fappin all day fappin all night man fappin is hella tight
When i aint lurkin i go mad especially when theres no pie to be had
i dont need no drugs to get high, i eat pie thats my ****ing natural high
Apple pumpkin blueberry mutha****as better know that it keeps my pits hairy


Enough about pie i also gotta get my suga high
pop rocks livewires slurpies
man i feel like i got herpies
i always chill at 711 you better know that its my heaven
#36
Quote by steamrofler
mc steam is the theme and i have a dream
that this song will be an internet meme
so check it
my rhymes are so phat they make me self conscious
i drop them so fast it may make you a lil nauseous
i got the moves for the club but im not 18
and i dont drink yet cuz i keep it clean

here is some more if you want to add some or keep it or whatever

i live in utah with straight up mormons
i cant cook to good so i use george foremans
but let me tell you a lil somethin bout me
even tho im 09 i don't troll UG
i got flow so bad its almost menstruation
but lucky for me i gush lyrical creations

also my voice is kind of low and soft
P.S. this thread is soooooo cash
i got them steamrolfer blues
#37
Quote by steamrofler
here is some more if you want to add some or keep it or whatever

i live in utah with straight up mormons
i cant cook to good so i use george foremans
but let me tell you a lil somethin bout me
even tho im 09 i don't troll UG
i got flow so bad its almost menstruation
but lucky for me i gush lyrical creations

also my voice is kind of low and soft
P.S. this thread is soooooo cash

The amount of sense this post made is:

0

Just messin with ya
#39
thanks haha but hes kind of rite because they are just random lines
i got them steamrolfer blues
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