#1



I think the most pressing question we can take from this evidence is:
WHAT THE HELL WILL YOU WRITE ON YOUR MONEY!!!!


You still have time, thinking caps on America.
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#4
I lost my religion the day that I didn't get ice cream after dinner. What sort of god would allow that to happen?
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And lol@ islam on the rise

According to the chart.
"born again, evangelical, non denominational, unspecified".
"Why should we subsidise intellectual curiosity?"
-Ronald Reagan

"Knowledge is in every country the surest basis of public happiness."
-George Washington
#6
The idea that America is one nation under God is laughable and anyone who believes in it needs to get out of their fantasy world.
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#7
Well, the amount it's worth still seems fairly important. Other than that, maybe little jokes like you get on Christmas cracker papers and chinese fortune cookies?
"A toilet was stolen from the FBI, the police have nothing to go on"
or maybe:
"In God we trust, all others pay cash." I like the irony of the last one.
#8
"It has been scientifically proven that the money you are now using contains sufficient traces of nitrate, sulfide, uranium and ammonia"

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#9
Nothing to worry about. Us Catholics are still out fucking the rest of the population by leaps and bounds.
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#10
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Nothing to worry about. Us Catholics are still out fucking the rest of the population by leaps and bounds.


Without condoms.

But good thing little altar-boys can't get pregnant!
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#11
One Nation Under Science.


One Nation Under Raptor Jesus.


One Nation Under the Supreme Dictatorial Ruler Dudetheman.


I like that last one...
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#12
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Without condoms.

Condoms are the work of Satan.
Every sperm is sacred.
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#13
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Nothing to worry about. Us Catholics are still out fucking the rest of the population by leaps and bounds.



ya that's cuz we dont use birth control and have abortions as much as everyone else. or at least we're supposed to do that
#14
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Nothing to worry about. Us Catholics are still out fucking the rest of the population by leaps and bounds.

*we Catholics

The atheists have the advantage of having no morals and therefore being able to ride all around them.
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#15
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Condoms are the work of Satan.
Every sperm is sacred.


Even the load on your face?
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#18
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Nothing to worry about. Us Catholics are still out fucking the rest of the population by leaps and bounds.


Careful with that humor, that walks you right into a molesting catholic priest joke.

Catholics for the win!
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#19
Maybe a reference to the reptilians
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#20
I'm always surprised how few atheists there are in this county, around here religious folks are pretty rare
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#24
I think if it was changed, it'd be best to just remove "In God We Trust", as it doesn't really serve any purpose, and I'm sure people wouldn't mind having 4 words less on their banknote.
#26
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*we Catholics

The atheists have the advantage of having no morals and therefore being able to ride all around them.

US!!!!! Fuck "WE"

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Careful with that humor, that walks you right into a molesting catholic priest joke.

Catholics for the win!

I have never molested a priest. I punched one once but the cocksucker had it coming.

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#27
I found it hilarious that they said America is a country.
But I think State and Religion should be separated.
#28
lets be honest with ourselves for a second.

we still haven't gotten rid of "don't ask don't tell"

we still don't fully approve of homosexual marriage

we still go nuts over abortion

the President still gets sworn in on the bible

Fox News still exists

this country is far from becoming secular...even though that's how it was intended to be in the first place ironically enough.
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#29
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I have never molested a priest. I punched one once but the cocksucker had it coming.






Touche!
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#30
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I found it hilarious that they said America is a country.
But I think State and Religion should be separated.

Don't even start that shit again Jimmy.
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#32
I thought that I heard that they were removing the "In God We Trust" from newly printed bills.
I'll try and find out.


Edit: I think they just removed from the new dollar coins. I can't find anything reliable though.
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#33
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I thought that I heard that they were removing the "In God We Trust" from newly printed bills.
I'll try and find out.


Edit: I think they just removed from the new dollar coins. I can't find anything reliable though.

There are dollar coins?!?