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#1
A week from today I'll be going to court for this crash I got into (by myself, into the ditch, no property was destroyed and nobody was hurt. My car was fine and so was I).

Anyways, I'd say there's a 50/50 chance I'll walk outta there with my license and money. See, the officers job is to remove all doubt from this case - my job is to ensure there is reasonable doubt to whether Im guilty or not.

My parents think Im doomed however. My dad has gone to court before and he's telling me that even in a case where the issue comes down to the cops word against mine... the judge is more prone to lend more credibility to the cop than to me and slam me, nonetheless, even if there is no evidence prooving (or disprooving) the accusations.

What do you think ?
#2
wtf....

you got into a accident and your worried about themm taking your license???
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#5
^yea.

are you being accused of dui or something???
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#7
I saw a movie like this once, just ask for the truth. They'll give it to you.


Good luck though, even though I still don't understand if this is like a dui situation or what...
#9
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What the hell are they charging you with, then?


RECKLESS DRIVING?

Unsafe lane change?

Failure to...?

Failure to ensure proper...?

Tonssss of stuff could happen if you wind up going into a ditch in front of a cop.
#11
Of course the judge will take the cop's word over yours.

Reason you have for lying to the judge: Suspended license, fine, etc.

Reason for cop lying to judge: None.

Sorry, bub.
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A week from today I'll be going to court for this crash I got into (by myself, into the ditch, no property was destroyed and nobody was hurt. My car was fine and so was I).

Wait, so you got arrested for crashing your own car?
#13
i have court next week for turning right on red without yielding the right of way to a car in the intersection. I probably won't get more than a fine. Driving into a ditch doesn't seem that much more reckless so i'm sure they won't take your license unless you were drunk
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#14
Ok, I understand that I wasn't too clear on this. Because I had already made a thread about this earlier on.

Basically: late at night, I crashed my car because I was going too fast on an un-lit road and underestimated the sharpness of this curve.

The police were on patrol and happened to see me. I was given the breathalizer test and came clean, so this isn't a DUI charge. Instead, they're charging me with speeding on account of the pretty big skidmarks I left behind me.

They want 6 points (I only have my probationary and 1 point left) and 500$.

Lets say for instance, in their report they say that I said I didn't know what the speed limit was. Can I say in court that I DID know the speed limit, and that the officer is mistaken ? Or will the judge tell me to stfu and gtfo and unquestioningly go with what is in the report ?
#16
I won't give advice/assurance/you're screwed type thing until I have more information.

Edit: You should be fine, probably get a fine or minor probation. That being said I'm no expert in the field of law, especially driving laws, and I don't drive so my point is probably null and void.
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#17
Quote by Rising
Ok, I understand that I wasn't too clear on this. Because I had already made a thread about this earlier on.

Basically: late at night, I crashed my car because I was going too fast on an un-lit road and underestimated the sharpness of this curve.

The police were on patrol and happened to see me. I was given the breathalizer test and came clean, so this isn't a DUI charge. Instead, they're charging me with speeding on account of the pretty big skidmarks I left behind me.

They want 6 points (I only have my probationary and 1 point left) and 500$.

Lets say for instance, in their report they say that I said I didn't know what the speed limit was. Can I say in court that I DID know the speed limit, and that the officer is mistaken ? Or will the judge tell me to stfu and gtfo and unquestioningly go with what is in the report ?


Don't lie about what you said to the cop.


Just say...

You were going whatever the speed limit was (THE ACTUAL SPEED, NOT THOSE WORDS, GO FIND OUT RIGHT NOW), and that your tires were almost bald but still over the legal limit of tread depth (followed by a trip to the junk yard).
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#19
look the judge in the eye and say "look, there was a 10 pointer crossing the road, i HAD to try" and hopefully he'll be a redneck and understand
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i was thinking more along the lines of eating your own faeces infront of the judge, but whatever
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#21
Basically, you were speeding, lost control of your car, rumbled into a ditch. Reckless driving. License gtfo. Endgame.
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i was thinking more along the lines of eating your own faeces infront of the judge, but whatever


That works because they can't stand the smell and sight of that so they just let you go so it can stop. =P
#25
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Basically, you were speeding, lost control of your car, rumbled into a ditch. Reckless driving. License gtfo. Endgame.


Ahum...

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Don't lie about what you said to the cop.


Just say...

You were going whatever the speed limit was (THE ACTUAL SPEED, NOT THOSE WORDS, GO FIND OUT RIGHT NOW), and that your tires were almost bald but still over the legal limit of tread depth (followed by a trip to the junk yard).


TS, go buy some **** old tires, and say that. You'll get out scottttt freeeeeee.
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But what if he can't handle the truth?


hey that's out of that movie...ummmm the one with the lawyers....what was it called?
LEGALLY BLONDE that's it!
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#27
If you try to dispute the officer's case, they can measure the skid marks and get a pretty good estimate of how fast you were going (although they wouldn't do that, as it would take way too much time in such a minor case).

I'm sorry to say, but the officer is going to remember an instance like this. So unless both the officer and the judge are complete idiots you are going to get some sort of penalty.
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#28
Quote by Rising

Lets say for instance, in their report they say that I said I didn't know what the speed limit was. Can I say in court that I DID know the speed limit, and that the officer is mistaken ? Or will the judge tell me to stfu and gtfo and unquestioningly go with what is in the report ?

Read this carefully, what I'm saying can be a little confusing.

You can't prove your court case by saying that you didn't know the speed limit. So, if the officer says you said that, then you have little chance of convincing the judge you didn't say that. So you can't really say that you actually knew the speed limit and get away with it. So, what I think you should do is go in there and agree with the report given on you because there's little chance that the judge will let you off if you say that the officer was mistaken, and that what he reported you said was wrong.
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#29
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hey that's out of that movie...ummmm the one with the lawyers....what was it called?
LEGALLY BLONDE that's it!



Jack Nicholson said it first =3

EDIT: nevermind I got it now >_<
#30
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Read this carefully, what I'm saying can be a little confusing.

You can't prove your court case by saying that you didn't know the speed limit. So, if the officer says you said that, then you have little chance of convincing the judge you didn't say that. So you can't really say that you actually knew the speed limit and get away with it. So, what I think you should do is go in there and agree with the report given on you because there's little chance that the judge will let you off if you say that the officer was mistaken, and that what he reported you said was wrong.


Orrr do what I said which is entirely sensible.
#31
I have to go to court tomorrow because a cop gave me 5 damn tickets for fourwheeling because he wanted to make an example out of me and he had nothing better to do. sucks
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#32


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''First of all, do not believe that **** wrote about me being crazy. I ain't crazy. I'm just a real mother****er, as real as they come. I ain't gonna shout-out my hood or the block I grew up on but I was born in Watts. Compton and South Central Los Angeles may get more play in the media but believe me, Watts is as gritty and grimy as the hood gets. I was raised by a strong black woman but I was already running the streets before I got out of middle school. That's just how it was. School seemed like a waste of time and back then some of them young nigga's was making two grand a day. There really wasn't much going on in those days but gangbanging and grinding cocaine. So, that's what I did. Gangbang and slang rock.

I started doing time in juvie, 30 and 45 days at a time. Mom's was mad but 45 days wasn't **** to me, even then. When I got out it was back to the turf and I was even bigger than before. I always came up nice when I got out but then I would just get popped again. I had a couple oz’s on me the last time and so I got my ticket punched for C.Y.A. They called Y.A. gladiator school back in the days (I'm sure they probably still do) and Preston was a for real gladiator school. It was just like being in the hood actually. Fist fights over stupid ****, stabbings over dope. It opened my eyes to a lot of **** though. I had run into it with Mexican gangbangers on the street but I'd never hung out with them, talked to them. I shared a yard with white-boys, rival gangbangers, just about everybody. And they was all cool for the most part. Sure we had some problem every now and then but I even had some cool partners that were from rival sections of the yard. When it came right down to it we was all nigga's in the real world.

I also got my dick sucked for the first time in Y.A. I ain't gonna get all into those stories on paper but I just want to establish the fact that getting your dick sucked and ****ing ******s in prison has always just been part of the gangbanging life for the most part, mine anyway. Had to be. Slangin' dope and killing people means you ain't gonna spend much time on the streets and I ain't gonna just **** my palm for the rest of my life. No way.

The hard part is that in California every prison or facility segregates housing. Blacks live with blacks, Mexicans live with Mexicans, Whites cell-up with whites, and "others" live with "others. Within that you got a whole bunch of gangs that can’t live with other gangs and **** but, still, housing stays along racial lines. Just about everything else does in prison too. You could be cool as **** with people of other races on the streets but in prison you got to stay to your own...just the way it is and probably always gonna be. So, you ain't never gonna see a black dude eating with a white dude, not even using the same spoon or offering something he ain't gonna eat off of his tray. I might not like cake and the white-boy sitting on the table might (in his heart) be willing to pay $5 for that slice of state cake…but there ain't no way he's gonna ask and there ain’t no way I’m gonna offer. Because if we did one of us would end up being talked to or stabbed. It's like that with everything. You don't share a cigarette, nothing like that.

None of that would be a big deal…except that I like to **** white-boys.

Let me change that...I LOVE ****ing white-boy's! I love watching a pale little white-boy get down on his knees and look up at me while my big, black dick is just throbbing in front of his face. I love it when a white-boy has that look on his face, like he knows he shouldn't be doing this but like he's spent his whole life dreaming about what it would feel like to have a black dick in his mouth. I can tell when one of these white-boy's has never had a black dick. I love that. I love how their faces look when they see how big it is in my underwear. I love how they look at it, how they almost inspect it, when they pull it out. They will be right up on it, holding it right in their face and looking at it like it's a ****ing trophy they never thought they would get to hold, like it's different than anything they have ever seen before. I love watching white-boy's worship my dick. That has never changed.

When a white-boy is sucking my dick it isn't like he’s sucking the dick of an equal. I am not one of their bro's. The very sight of my ten-inch dick makes them realize how inferior they are from the very beginning. They may have gone to a better school...their momma may have a better job than my momma...but my dick is pure superiority. I am a black man. My strength is not an illusion.

It almost makes me laugh to say but I love just putting a white-boy on his knees. I like it when they look up at me with that little whimper in my lips. That's when I hold their head still and push my dick past their pink lips and into their mouths. There was one guy I caught like that in the County Jail. We were in the law library. It was just the two of us and the guards just lock you in there for an hour and come back to give you an escort when your time is up. This guy couldn't have been a day over 22 or 23. He was green too. You could tell he had never spent a day in jail before and that he was scared ****less. His hands were shaking so bad that it’d be a miracle if he could actually read the case law book he was flipping through.''

My dick was hard as ****.

I made a couple jokes, trying to calm his ass down, but he just got even more nervous. I felt sorry for him. I wanted to take him under my wing and tell him that everything was gonna be all right, that his case couldn't be all that bad (what the **** kind of crime could this scary mother****er have even done?), but when I too the book from him he finally looked up at me. It was one of those doe-eyed looks too, all soft and innocent with his eyelashes batting and ****. I wanted to bend him over the table and **** the innocence out of him so bad. But, instead, I just asked him some old stupid ****. I can't even remember what the **** I asked him. But I am sure it was something stupid. All I do remember is that the look in his eyes just kept filling with tears and fear. Not fear of me but just plain fear of where his life was headed I suppose.

Eventually, I couldn't take it anymore. I told him that I would help him with his case and that I would help him stay safe in the County until he got out. The look in his face said that he needed to hear that. When I put my hand on top of his I could tell that he needed that too. I put his hand on my lap. The baggy County jail pants weren’t doing much to hide the fact that I hadn’t had my dick sucked in almost five months. I grinded my **** up against his hand. He had delicate hands, long, elegant fingers. He looked like he manicured his fingernails, they were all smooth and ****.''


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#33
Unless you remember exactly what you told the cops after the accident then I'd just go with it. For example, if you admitted driving too fast straight after the incident, saying in court that you were going at the speed limit will completely bugger you.
#34
Quote by Grindar
Orrr do what I said which is entirely sensible.

Yes, but I'm never one to risk something like that. Because if something goes wrong and they find out you're lying, then that's a whole another charge.
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#35
Anyway, if you go to jail, try and find the guy who can get you stuff. Get a rock hammer and a poster of a chick and start tunneling, but not too fast...ya don't wanna make too much noise. IT should take you about 10-15 years to tunnel through the wall and the sewage tunnel. That's your way out. Now go to a hay field close by, it has a rock in a wall that has no business being there. Behind it is the key to a safety deposit box with your new identity in it. Take that and all the money and go to Zihuatanejo, Mexico. Enjoy your new life my friend.
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#37
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Im liking this idea.

Lol, the only problem is they'll end up taking your license away for a while and lock you up in a mental hospital.
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#38
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Basically, you were speeding, lost control of your car, rumbled into a ditch. Reckless driving. License gtfo. Endgame.


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#40
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Unless you remember exactly what you told the cops after the accident then I'd just go with it. For example, if you admitted driving too fast straight after the incident, saying in court that you were going at the speed limit will completely bugger you.

What happened is that right after the crash, I was asked how fast I was going. ''I don't know, I do not recall - as everything just happened so fast''. So they asked me again, and suggested that I give them an estimate and I said ''I'd love to, but any estimate I give would not be accurate since I do not know''. They asked me AGAIN and even SUGGESTED that I may have been going 130.

By then I just cracked and said I mightve been doing 80 or 90.

When questioned about this in court, Im going to tell the police that I was in a state of serious shock all the while being bombarded by the same question repeatedly by officers who would not relent untill an answer satisfied them.

I will say that I was going 50 - 55. They don't have a radar read out, so **** them.
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