#3
ok that's epic xD
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#4
Damn can't see it website blocked in work :-(

Anyone post?
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btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




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#5
Currently listening to "The Food What To Do With It" from the myspace link in #2.

Scary, disturbing, hilarious stuff
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#6
Bookmarked. My internets are all used up, but I must hear this.
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#7
You guys gotta hear the clips on http://www.myspace.com/dionmcgregor

Really ****ed up stuff
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#8
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Bookmarked. My internets are all used up, but I must hear this.

Good man. So damn funny.

Also, myspace link for those who can't veiw cracked. Although I doubt myspace will work at work... http://www.myspace.com/dionmcgregor

Read the 'About me' for context.
#9
Man, I am so checking out MySpace tomorrow. I read this article today actually, after a 3 month cracked hiatus.

I once made myself a Pot Noodle at 3am whilst sleepwalking. My Dad came downstairs and asked what I was doing, and I just looked at him like he was an idiot and said "I'm making a Pot Noodle, what does it look like?"

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#11
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All 7 of them seem impossible. How the hell do they pull that of off?

I don't know but the recording are still hilarious.
#14
The worst thing I've ever done was assault my girlfriend and tell her to get the fuck out. And I was asleep too.
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#15
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You guys gotta hear the clips on http://www.myspace.com/dionmcgregor

Really ****ed up stuff

The Food What To Do With It

"Brown that banana! Brown it, brown it!"

"Ok now crust it all over with sugar..."

"Dip it in the sugar pot! Dip it in the sugar pot!"

"Okay now bend over and RAM it up your ass!"

"... that's right!"

... omfg
#16
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Who the fuck would screw a middle-aged asleep woman?

On second thoughts, nevermind, the Pit is perhaps not the right place to ask that...


Glad you put that last part on

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The worst thing I've ever done was assault my girlfriend and tell her to get the **** out. And I was asleep too.


I've headbutted mine don't remember it though lol
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btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




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#17
what the hell.

Weird things. A friend of mine was found in her kitchen cutting cheese in her sleep, but compared to those that's nothing
#20
seriously what the hell is that? Did he actually say that while asleep ?

Edit: LEAN BACK AND RAM IT UP YOUR C*NT!
#21
I'm gonna check this out now, but before I do I have as story. My Dads mate is a plumber and when he was sleep walking he took his radiator off the wall, woke up sitting down with a radiator on his lap.. random as.

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#25
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Those are crazy. I only have conversations on the phone or to friends staying over. And other little things, occasionally.


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#27
When I was younger I used to sleep walk alot (I was like 7-8)

My dad said I did fuccked up things when I slept walk

He said the funniest thing he ever saw me do was get up oout of bed at like 11 at night (sleepwalking),go into the kitchen and where the fridge was plugged into the wall,Ipissed right on it and shocked the pisss out of myself.


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#28
Oh my god, those are insane.
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#29
Lol when i was like 10 years old, i got up in the middle of the night, opened the fridge and started pissing in it... When my mum came out to see wtf was going on, i told her **** off because i was busy feeding the cows... Possibly the best thing i will ever do in my life.
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#31
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Lol when i was like 10 years old, i got up in the middle of the night, opened the fridge and started pissing in it... When my mum came out to see wtf was going on, i told her **** off because i was busy feeding the cows... Possibly the best thing i will ever do in my life.



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#32
I've only sleepwalked once in my life, and I went to the bathroom without putting the seat up and pissed all over the toilet seat.

At least, that's what my parents tell me.
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#34
...take that mango...
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


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#36
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


I don't always post on UG, but when I do, I post in the Pit. Stay thirsty my friends.
#37
this is hilarious!!!
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