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#2
They should arrest him for... high treeson

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#3
Quote by Kensai
They should arrest him for... high treeson

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!





*shoots himself*
#4
Quote by Kensai
They should arrest him for... high treeson

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

he should just leave it alone
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#5
Quote by Kensai
They should arrest him for... high treeson

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!


Dammit Kensai!

This isn't the first time you've beaten me to a pun-worthy thread
#6
Quote by classicrockboy
he should just leave it alone


The whole idea of a pun is to use a relevant word.

So it would be 'He should just leaf it alone.. Comprendez?

Police were called to Mabel Park at Slacks Creek after getting reports of a man allegedly Tasering a tree.


"Yes, hello, there's a man in my garden. Yes, that's right. He's tasering a tree."

Police said the man fled when they arrived but he was arrested after they chased him on foot.


Why the hell didn't he just taser the police?
#7
wouldnt it be tasing a tree, not tasering?
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#8
Quote by Don_Humpador
The whole idea of a pun is to use a relevant word.

So it would be 'He should just leaf it alone.. Comprendez?


"Yes, hello, there's a man in my garden. Yes, that's right. He's tasering a tree."


Why the hell didn't he just taser the police?

that guy must've been barking mad.

Better?
Quote by brandon369852
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#10
Quote by classicrockboy
that guy must've been barking mad.

Better?




Yes, yew've really got it now.
#11
Quote by classicrockboy
that guy must've been barking mad.

Better?


there are no dogs in the story so ........F-
#12
think it was easy to get to the root of this problem ( )


Make me laugh people... go ahead, make me laugh...
#15
when someone twigged what he was doing, i wonder if they called a member of special branch (its alright, il stop)


Make me laugh people... go ahead, make me laugh...
#16
he just soiled it
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#17
Logan District Officer Superintendent Alistair Dawson said it was ``disturbing'' to see a mobile phone had been reconfigured to hide a taser.

``On initial inspection it appears to be a regular phone,'' Supt Dawson said.


You could say that the technology is branching out.

Was a tree surgeon called to tend to the victim?
#21
i bet he will "willow" in self pity
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#22


Only on UG would I get this amount of amusement from silly puns.
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#26
He made like a tree and split.


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#27
Couldn't resist

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Disclaimer: By reading the above post, you agree that El Hilliaro is legally and morally free from any responsiblity should any harm be incurred by said post.


Also, you agree that I'm awesome and own all your stuff now.
#29
Quote by davrossss
there are no dogs in the story so ........F-

yes, but what's the shit that covers the tree?

You = F--
Quote by brandon369852
lolworthy- classicrockboy WIN of thread.
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#30
Genius El
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#35
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#36
this is probably the funniest thread in UG for a while, even if I should be ashamed to laugh at every pun although they're getting worse on page 2
#37
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#38
My condolences to the tree
Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today.
#39
Its a shame really, i wouldn't have arrested the guy, alder let him go!


(waiting for fail comment)
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Blackrat has won this thread. That is an awsome post.


This was posted right after I posted said post in a completely different thread... Whups.


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#40
Quote by El Hilliaro
Couldn't resist



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