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#1
Pretty much self explanitory, the wierdest present you've given somone or gotten from someone.

Mine was a loaf of bread. Not the cheap stuff either, a full on $7 loaf.

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#2
my nan bought me a towel that packed down really small. worst present ever.
#5
A potato
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#6
I got one of those plastic carbumpers you're supposed to put on your baby's carrier (if you're tacky) saying "daddy's wheels".

I'm pretty sure I don't have a kid
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#9
Me and some friends decided to give a guy an inflatable sex doll. One of those fat models.
#10
An aunt gave me a Teletubbies Safe and I was 16!
Until then i can't explain why she gave me that
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#11
Strangest gift received would be some DMT a friend brought for me last year....and once i gave a complete stranger some toe nail clippers because he said it was his b-day and that is what i had in my hand at the time.
#12
i got a box 30x30x30cm, which contained another box, which contained another box, which contained another box and so on... long story short, it boiled down to a little paper bag with $300 in it, not a wierd present, just weird packaging
#13
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#14
Got someone an inflatable sheep for his bachelor party. I think the strippers had more fun with it than he did though.

For another bachelor party, we got someone a midget stripper. What makes it funnier is he has a horrid fear of short people.
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#15
A Sponge Bob fanny pack when I was like 13... Recieved it from one of my aunts...

But what gets on my nerves is the fact that when someone doesn't know what to buy me, they buy a wallet. I once recieved 3 wallets in my birthday... So original...

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#16
a bag contianing a screw, a length of ribbon, 15 cents, 2 condoms, 2 matches, a plastic japanese game, a packet of chips and a card with a hand drawn herion addicted dinosaur on it
#18
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dude..i just straight-up stared at ur avatar for like 5 minutes.

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#21
Once I got my friend a game I knew he wanted. The strange thing is that I wrapped it entirely in electrical tape, sticky side out, and then put it in a plastic bag. I thought it was hilarious.... he did not.
#22
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I got one of those plastic carbumpers you're supposed to put on your baby's carrier (if you're tacky) saying "daddy's wheels".

I'm pretty sure I don't have a kid

I got a birthday card saying "Congratulations! It's a boy!"...
#24
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Once I got my friend a game I knew he wanted. The strange thing is that I wrapped it entirely in electrical tape, sticky side out, and then put it in a plastic bag. I thought it was hilarious.... he did not.


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Once I fucked a mountain gorilla and it couldn't even tell me it loved me afterward.
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#25
I got a stuffed animal duck one time.. and im 13...... my grandma gave it to me its like WTF!
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#27
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I got one of those plastic carbumpers you're supposed to put on your baby's carrier (if you're tacky) saying "daddy's wheels".

I'm pretty sure I don't have a kid


I got given baby socks for my 17th birthday.
I'm pretty sure I haven't had a baby.
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#28
hmmm...dont entirely remember. most of my relative just give me money and all. and my parents usually know what im into. well i guess maybe one xmas one of my aunts gave me a set of car fuses. but i thought it was cool, cuz i got my first car that year and i figured it may come in handy someday. its still sitting in my glovebox. however, i do remember bein like 4 or 5 and i had a b-day party at chucky cheese's. and one of my friends got me some toy that i didnt like apparently, and i started like crying and having a fit cuz i got something i didnt like. i laugh at that now.....hehehehehehehe
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#30
I got $3.

From 4 of my aunts.

One of them didn't chip in

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#31
For my birthday last year I just told people I wanted money, so my friend texted me a couple days before and asked, "is it alright if I give you 20 bucks in pennies?" I thought he was joking, since he jokes about most everything. He walked in later and held out a box, and when I reached out to take it he said, "two hands" and then dropped it into my hands. He actually gave me $20 in pennies. Then he pulled out another box, which contained several sleeves to put the pennies in to turn them in to the bank. It was hilarious
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#32
I got a didgeridoo for christmas, I never really made much of it for a long time... But now it's pretty much my new lover
sim simma

who got the keys to my beema
#34
well not weird... my friends bringing me to starwars syphmony lol, he loves starwars and they have a giant symphony playing the songs live while the scenes are playing in back and stuff, going to see that the 25 november
#36
20$ socks. i mean, you know i gotta walk 10 miles in the snow everyday to school right, UPHILL!

i remember sum1 about a year ago post a thread on getting a plastic toy barbie horse because they couldnt afford real gifts and i almost cried. i wanted to give him my PS2.
#37
Given: a box containing a Digimon figurine, my eighth-grade school ID, a bootleg Borknagar cassette tape, and assorted pogs.

Recieved: a brick.
#38
the chicken pox...


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#39
A hand-sewn purple velvet pillow stuffed with lavender.

I got it from my aunt. I admit i hadn't had a girlfriend in ages at that time, but she didn't have to get me something THAT gay.
#40
One Christmas when I was little, my grandmother on my father's side gave me 100 sheets of coloured paper
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