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#1
...what method of fapping do you use?

GO!
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#4
Hump a pillow?
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#5
If you loose your penis in an accident then what do ya do?
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#7
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If you loose your penis in an accident then what do ya do?

Pray to god I grow a vagina.
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#8
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If you loose your penis in an accident then what do ya do?


Take it up the ass!




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#9
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I order a fleshlight.

How hard was that?


u have no arms to operate the fleshlight.

just stick with the previous idea of humping a pillow. but if u then need to fluff said pillow, how do you fluff it???!!?!?!??!!!?!?one!!??! i guess u could try to become as flexbile as possible so u can take care of yurself orally.
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#10
I probably wouldn't at all.
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#15
quite simple, I've already taught my penis to fap itself if such a thing were to occur.
#16
*sigh*

Grab my penis with my thighs then rub away!
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#21
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Pray to god I grow a vagina.


I lol'ed
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#24
I've thought about this a few times. I figured I would ask the awkward question to a lady friend I know somewhat well and I would think they would understand... I mean we have to do it!
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#25
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Never mind fapping, how would I kill myself?!
Give some pimp a blowjob and bite his dick off. He'll probably kill you on the spot.
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#26
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You could always just NOT fap.


That is one of the most retarded things i have ever heard.

I`d find a girl.
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#27
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You could always just NOT fap.

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#28
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You could always just NOT fap, for political and moral reasons

Fix'd


For political and moral reasons...
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I tremble before your enormous penis.
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and i farted, it was really stink
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#29
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jackpot
+1 for reference


awesome
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#30
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theres like awesome machines that do this stuff for girls so yeah

Yeah, they're called guys.
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I seem to attract girls.
Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

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Being an idiot should be illegal too.
#32
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Pray to god I grow a vagina.


Does not compute.
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#33
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Mom.


You call?
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#36
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You could always just NOT fap.



You know not the ways of man.

And i'd dry hump a wall or some crap like that, although the image of that is pretty hilarious
#37
Gawd, you're all idiots.
Use the glory hole!
I'm that dude with the fro.
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#38
Rachel Goode.
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If you are thinking, you are winning.


Resistance is victory.


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#40
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get my mom to do it for me
I'd get YOUR mom to do it for me.
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