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#1
I was just thinking about it but, ever thought of giving your possible future children ridiculous names? I personally wanted to name my child Valgroth The Destroyer...
#3
Georgie for a girl.
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#6
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#11
I want to name my kid Sack, cuz its not the MOST outlandish name out there, but its still pretty freakin weird.
#12
Quote by Myfirstpubes
I personally wanted to name my child Valgroth The Destroyer...

How did you know my name!?!
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METALLICA
MASTODON
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#13
"its too bad chlamydia has to be an STD. it's such a pleasant sounding word."
"Chlamydia?"
"Yeah, I think i might name my daughter Chlamydia."

scene from waiting...
i havent ever thought about it, but i am now.
#15
Quote by Fassa Albrecht
I want to call my first (male) kid Geddy Lee Alex Neil...he'll probably hate me for it.

For political and moral reasons, I'm assuming?
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#16
I would have 3 kids. I would name the first-born "One" the second-born "Two" and the youngest "Four."

Those silly people would spend forever looking for Three.
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#17
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I will name my first child Thor, irrespective of gender.


this for me too!
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#18
Maybe Buckethead, or Bucket for short.

"Yo Bucket, get your ass over here now"
#19
Quote by RG5EX1
I would have 3 kids. I would name the first-born "One" the second-born "Two" and the youngest "Four."

Those silly people would spend forever looking for Three.
#21
Quote by Fassa Albrecht
I want to call my first (male) kid Geddy Lee Alex Neil...he'll probably hate me for it.

If he's human - he'll hate you.

Ok, time to unleash my awesomeness.
For a guy; Jesus. Why? Because He'd be the son of God...
For a girl; Satan. Why? Because no girl will ever bitch about her and no guy will ever want to touch her.

Steal those names and I'll kill you and your beautifully named children.
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#23
i'll name my kid Dixin Cider
up for adoption

How am I in bed you ask?

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#24
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For political and moral reasons, I'm assuming?


Here's a joke that's fun to beat up.
#25
Quote by RG5EX1
I would have 3 kids. I would name the first-born "One" the second-born "Two" and the youngest "Four."

Those silly people would spend forever looking for Three.

epic
#26
Kimbo Slice (real name is Kevin) from the Ultimate Fighter and many youtube fights gave his kids the worst names. His boys are Kevin Jr., Kevin II, and Kevlar and his girls are Kassandra, Kiara, and Kevina.
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#29
I made a bet with a friend once, and if he won, I'd name my first child Captain Awesome.

Guess who won?
#30
Quote by Myfirstpubes
epic


I try.
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You're like internet Jesus!

This signature feels so empty now.
#31
Quote by RG5EX1
I would have 3 kids. I would name the first-born "One" the second-born "Two" and the youngest "Four."

Those silly people would spend forever looking for Three.

Did you steal that from Kensai's post in T3h Senior Prank thread (I think it was that anyway) or did you both steal it from another source?
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Quote by OddOneOut
I seem to attract girls.
Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

Quote by IRISH_PUNK13
Being an idiot should be illegal too.
#32
Quote by Venice King
If he's human - he'll hate you.


Come on, there are worse names than Geddy.



Ok, time to unleash my awesomeness.
For a guy; Jesus. Why? Because He'd be the son of God...
For a girl; Satan. Why? Because no girl will ever bitch about her and no guy will ever want to touch her.

Steal those names and I'll kill you and your beautifully named children.


Epic!
#34
Quote by Venice King
Did you steal that from Kensai's post in T3h Senior Prank thread (I think it was that anyway) or did you both steal it from another source?


It was a play on that thread, yeah. It was said like 1,000 times after Kensai said it though so its like drilled into my head. I was hoping someone would call me out on it.
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You're like internet Jesus!

This signature feels so empty now.
#35
Quote by Fassa Albrecht
No, I just like Rush.

I dont think thats as bad as Zack Wylde's son "Hendrix Halen Michael Rhoads Wylde"
#36
Screw it, I've got some epic names for my kids:


GIRLS:

Clytemnestra
Iphigenia
Hippolyte
Electra
Antigone
Polyxena

BOYS:

Agamemnon
Odysseus
Achilles
Hector
Pericles
Diogenes

All from Classical history. Bit pretentious...
#38
Quote by Fassa Albrecht
Screw it, I've got some epic names for my kids:


GIRLS:

Clytemnestra
Iphigenia
Hippolyte
Electra
Antigone
Polyxena

BOYS:

Agamemnon
Odysseus
Achilles
Hector
Pericles
Diogenes

All from Classical history. Bit pretentious...


Not pretentious, just make sure that they wear powdered wigs.
Quote by imdeth
You're like internet Jesus!

This signature feels so empty now.
#39
Quote by Myfirstpubes
I dont think thats as bad as Zack Wylde's son "Hendrix Halen Michael Rhoads Wylde"

Is that really true? I don't know if I want it to be... One hand brilliant comedy on the other this kid is cursed with this ridiculous name.
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Quote by OddOneOut
I seem to attract girls.
Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

Quote by IRISH_PUNK13
Being an idiot should be illegal too.
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