Poll: Would you eat your perfectly cooked arm?
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View poll results: Would you eat your perfectly cooked arm?
Hell yes!
35 42%
No way Jose!
48 58%
Voters: 83.
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#1
and as you were trying to escape you had to jump over a lot of tasty spices (unfortunately for you you fell and landed on all of these tasty spices).

After, you were taken to the hospital and they had to amputate your left arm. The doctors left the room for a couple of minutes to check something out and left your perfectly roasted arm next to you.


Would you eat it?

Why or why not?
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Last edited by MangoStarr at Oct 8, 2009,
#2
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Depends.
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#3
I probably would. I'm on a work-out program right now so I need all the protein I can get my hand on.
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Last edited by Kensai at Oct 8, 2009,
#4
Although I like the smell of burnt human flesh, I don't know if I'd do it.


Even then, after getting burned in a house fire and getting your arm amputed, I doubt some would be able to move at all much less eat an arm.
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#5
Why not. They can't put it back, it'll just go to waste and frankly, I'm a little curious about what it would taste like.
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#8
I'm a veggy, so no.

EDIT: and the biggest reason is I'm not a complete lunatic. TS seek help.
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#9
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I probably would. I'm on a work-out program right now so I need all the protein I can get my hand on.

You mean get your hand on


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#11
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Although I like the smell of burnt human flesh, I don't know if I'd do it.


Even then, after getting burned in a house fire and getting your arm amputed, I doubt some would be able to move at all much less eat an arm.

Not burnt, perfectly roasted.


I'll take it medium-done, and no bluer.
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#13
The only discrepancy is it would be charred, rather than perfectly roasted.
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wat?

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#17
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That is sick.

How is it sick? The only chance you would ever get (hopefully) to eat human meat. It would be cooked to perfection. It's also your own arm, not someone else's. So it doesn't really count as cannibalism. It counts as curiosity.
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#18
its only my left hand so....
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I'm a veggy, so no.

EDIT: and the biggest reason is I'm not a complete lunatic. TS seek help.

1) This. Though it doesn't have anything to do with it, because it's my body and there's nothing much else to do with it (except fap, which would be kind of weird...). I'd prefer it if someone else ate it, I wouldn't mind. Meat disgusts me, and my body isn't used to it.
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#20
No. Why? It's a whole arm, and arms are big, and the doctors will be out for two minutes.
#22
I'm somewhat disturbed by this thread. Eat. An arm. MY arm? My DEAD arm? Erm... No, I don't think I would.
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#25
no. with everything i put into my body, i cant imagine i would taste too good.
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#26
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2) TS what are you on and where can I get some?

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#27
i would, just out of curiosity though. bet it would be fine.
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#30
Probably not. The reason? I'm a slow eater. I probably won't have the time to even finish the fingers before the doctors came back, at which point they would look at me with really disguisting looks and just sort of... puke all over me. Which is not something that I wish to experience just after I've lost my arm.


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#31
Ok Ok.... would you people at least take a bite of it?? ONE bite
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#32
I'd eat it and hope I wouldn't get any nasty diseases. But it should be armless.
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#33
Why the hell would I eat my own arm if I was still gonna live? If I was stranded and gonna die I'd consider it.
#34
What if only one of my arms is perfectly cooked?

Or only one of my legs?

Or only one side of my face?

Or only one side of my two-headed coin?
#35
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Why the hell would I eat my own arm if I was still gonna live? If I was stranded and gonna die I'd consider it.


Because it's already been cooked for you.

And it's right there.

There's no1 around.

When are you going to get a chance like this?


Also, human flesh smells tasty.
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#36
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#37
I have thought of a scenario similar too this before, and after much consideration, I would.

When else will you get an legal oppourtuniy to eat some human?
#38
No, simply because I'm already enough of a socially awkward penguin without having to explain to my doctor why there's now a set of teeth marks in my arm.
#39
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Also, human flesh smells tasty.


Do I want to know how the hell you know this?

And yes, I probably would take a bite.

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