#1
So, after going to my girlfriend's homecoming dance, I realized that I look like an idiot on the dance floor. I feel very awkward trying to make up my own moves and stepping all over people's feet. What do you guys recommend for me to do? Any specific dances I should learn? To all you dancers in the pit, any help is appreciated.
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#6
You really think the pit can dance?

How wrong you are...
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#7
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You really think the pit can dance?

How wrong you are...


The thread posted above you proves otherwise.
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#9
Learn to skank. Best dance ever.
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#11
Just have your girlfriend grind you and all you have to do is move from side to side. Done.
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#13
There's only one thing you're going to be doing at that dance and it involves: a) junk, b) trunk, and finally c) backing up of aforementioned trunk.
#14
do the horizontal mamba. in front of everyone!!! or just grind like everyone else...

actually. DO DAT FUNKY DANCE!!


or heres a good one...

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move feet alternatively in those directions. i have no idea what it will look like. but i imagine you'll look like some *** who remembered some ddr dance.
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