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Right as I reached the orgasm, I felt the worst pain mixed the best feeling. I was in so much pain I got distracted and came all over myself, rolled off the damn bed, and writhed on the floor. It sucked. My calve is still sore as hell and I can't walk.

So, has anyone in the pit ever had a charlie horse or muscle spasm during masturbaion or sex?
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Right as I reached the orgasm, I felt the worst pain mixed the best feeling. I was in so much pain I got distracted and came all over myself, rolled off the damn bed, and writhed on the floor. It sucked. My calve is still sore as hell and I can't walk.

So, has anyone in the pit ever had a charlie horse during masturbaion or sex?



that isn't a charlie horse.

thats just a spasm in your calve muscle. charlie horses are in your Quads
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Hurts like a bitch doesn't it? I once got a charlie horse in my wang whilst taking a piss. Worst feeling ever.
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I've got charlie horses before. They suck big time. Never during a fap sesh though. Maybe you should stretch first before doing the business.
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its happened while having sex. be a man and **** through the pain!
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Uhm, no.. but I do get them sometimes when I shave in the shower.
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....wow

No I have never had that happen..


In my calf


but in my thigh


yes.
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whats a charlie horse?

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whats a charlie horse?


It's horrible


It's like where all your muscles clamp up like in your thigh or calf or something and it makes grown men want to cry
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same thing happened to me when i was fapping in class one time. (this was in 7th grade btw)
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I was listening to "Bad Horsie" by Vai right as I opened up this thread, for some reason it made me lol.

And to answer your question, nope.
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same thing happened to me when i was fapping in class one time. (this was in 7th grade btw)


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I pictured a seizure.

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oh yeah like youve never fapped in class


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same thing happened to me when i was fapping in class one time. (this was in 7th grade btw)

what is this i dont even
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oh yeah like youve never fapped in class




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lol @ Charlie


I think you got that because you were tensing up. When all of your muscles contract like that, especially for that time frame, lol, your bound to get a cramp somewhere.
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lol @ Charlie


I think you got that because you were tensing up. When all of your muscles contract like that, especially for that time frame, lol, your bound to get a cramp somewhere.


well not everyone is tense for a very long time there
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well not everyone is tense for a very long time there

Well, apparently this kid is. lol



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Well, apparently this kid is. lol



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It is clear to me that at least half the posters in this thread (including TS) have no idea what a charlie horse is.
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You don't say?!

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graphs. graphs always work. my old work place had an awesome printer, so i was constantly making graphs.

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only more fapping can make it better, so i've heard
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If your foot is on the floor next time you get one, push into the floor. It instantly fixes it for me. Haven't endured one in forever.
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I think you're talking nocturnal leg cramps. And yes, they are hell.

Try getting up and walking next time you get one. usually help in making it go away. And hydration plays a big factor in preventing them.
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