#1
I have always wanted a tattoo. The problem is that I have always considered people who get tattoos as sheep. Especially those that go in and order number fourteen off the wall of a dolphin for example. People who have tattoos of dolphins are, without exception, uneducated, cheap and blonde.

I decided that if I was going to be a sheep and get a tattoo, there was only one choice of tattoo to be permanently branded with.

I kind of had this idea that the tattoo place would be full of bikers who would try to sell me drugs (which i would have bought) and then take it in turns to bash me while Metallica played in the background. Or something like that, but the place was spotlessly clean, the environment relaxing and the guy who did my tattoo (Michael) both amused and amusing.



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#2
What the hell?
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#9
It isn't sheep getting a tattoo these days.

Or maybe it is.
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#11
Nice one
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#12
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Or something like that, but the place was spotlessly clean, the environment relaxing and the guy who did my tattoo (Michael) both aroused and arousing.



Hand on heart, that's what I read.
#14
You've become what you hated great!
If You See Me Posting In The Pit HIT ME.
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#15
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A guy I did work with a while back had a tattoo of a chip.

On his shoulder.

Oh the hilarity.


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#16
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Hand on pen0r, that's what I read.

Honest, your honour, I could have sworn that's what he said.
#17
Haha nice.

I don't know if I could get a tattoo so visible on my forearm.

Weren't you sitting there going "**** I've just realised this isn't going to be quite so funny in 10 years time."

Saw a guy with "TRUCK THE POLICE" tattooed across his chest a while ago. It's just not going to seem funny in a few years/tomorrow/never was funny.
#20
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Honest, your honour, I could have sworn that's what he said.



Peen-oar?
#22
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Peen-oar?

Yes, it's a standard rowing oar, but the shaft is pink and veiny, and the blade is purple.
#23
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You'd best not show that in Aberdeen.
Unless that's what you're hoping for.

In any event... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNkTradIX0w




Where'd you get it done?
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#25
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I have always wanted a tattoo. The problem is that I have always considered people who get tattoos as sheep. Especially those that go in and order number fourteen off the wall of a dolphin for example. People who have tattoos of dolphins are, without exception, uneducated, cheap and blonde.

I decided that if I was going to be a sheep and get a tattoo, there was only one choice of tattoo to be permanently branded with.

I kind of had this idea that the tattoo place would be full of bikers who would try to sell me drugs (which i would have bought) and then take it in turns to bash me while Metallica played in the background. Or something like that, but the place was spotlessly clean, the environment relaxing and the guy who did my tattoo (Michael) both amused and amusing.
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I have always wanted a tattoo. The problem is that I have always considered people who get tattoos as sheep. Especially those that go in and order number fourteen off the wall of a dolphin for example. People who have tattoos of dolphins are, without exception, uneducated, cheap and blonde.

I decided that if I was going to be a sheep and get a tattoo, there was only one choice of tattoo to be permanently branded with.

I kind of had this idea that the tattoo place would be full of bikers who would try to sell me drugs (which i would have bought) and then take it in turns to bash me while Metallica played in the background. Or something like that, but the place was spotlessly clean, the environment relaxing and the guy who did my tattoo (Michael) both amused and amusing.

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Hey hey hey... The danish SEAL's all have a tattoo of a dolphin.
PICTURE YOURSELF IN A BOAT ON A RIVER
WITH TANGERINE TREES AND MARMALADE SKIES...
#30
If You See Me Posting In The Pit HIT ME.
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My hamster used to bite me when I picked it up, then it got too old and fat to bite and died in a pool of it's own vomit.

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That's the rockstar way to go. I salute him.