#1
Walking back home last night, rather intoxicated, and i bumbed into a couple of gentlemen one could only describe as "a pair o fannys". They proceded to try and sell me some ganja, but I declined. They proceded to follow me, not threateningly, but pressing the issue of buying some of their wares. So, in order to get rid of the fellows, i pulled out my phone, saying i would take a number for next week. The taller of the fannys then snatched my phone, ran away going "Woopwoopwoop" much akin to Zoidberg, and was gone before i even had a chance to start chasing, while his smaller companion looked on in shere fear at me going "Dude, i am soooo sorry, had nae idea he'd dae that". I let him go, was so tempted to prove his folly upon his beaten body, but i was pretty sure he had a knife, so i let him off since he never really done anything. I just thought it was feckin hillarious, him running away hand in the air going "woopwoopwoop".

Tl;dr? A wee bawbag stole my phone last night and ran away going "woopwoopwoop" like Zoidberg!

Anyone else had any experiences recently?
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#2
You should've told him he was breaking the law and give him the following options:

  • Pay fine
  • Go to jail
  • Resist arrest
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#4


Stop right there criminal scum! No-one steals on my watch!
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#5
He sounds more like Neg from Balls Of Steel.

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#6
Are you sure you that wasn't Zoidberg himself?
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#7
"hmm.....I thought I was the robut..."

It's ok. He'll probably just get killed by Robot Santa, so just go steal it back after Christmas.
#8
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He sounds more like Neg from Balls Of Steel.


No, no, you have it all wrong!
Neg doesn't say "woopwoopwoop".
He says "Woop Woop"
Easy mistake to make.
#9
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You should've told him he was breaking the law and give him the following options:

  • Pay fine
  • Go to jail, Do not pass go, do not collect £200
  • Resist arrest


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#11
Couldn't you have just raped the little one?
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#13
I understood NOTHING from that story lol
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#15
you shouldve held the wee one hostage for your phone

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  • Go to jail
  • Resist arrest



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This just goes to prove Glasgow isn't all deep fried Mars Bars, sectarianism and stabbings. There's petty theft too.
#25
I was gonna hurt the little one, but am pretty sure they both had a chib of some sort and am not stupid enough to try and fight someone who has a knife. And it was pretty hilarious. Now i just need to go alllll the way to the police station, just for a claims number to get my new phone. which sucks. was due an upgrade anyway.
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#26
the easy way to stop a thief is to yell,"swiper no swiping" really effing lound a few times. but you have to catch them in the act