#2
...because it was written by a man with the letter z in his name.
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#3
That's such a ****ty book.
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Metal is a sub-genre of metalcore since metalcore is more popular therefore better.
#4
If you buy a book with "heavy metal" in the title and the "devil horns" on the front, you should know you're in for a book that incessantly refers to Led Zeppelin, Deep Purple and Rush as heavy metal.