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#1
Post some of the most memorable lines from video games.

A few examples:

Fallout
"War. War never changes."


Metal Gear
"I feel asleep!!"


Zero Wing
"All your base are belong to us."


Go!
PICTURE YOURSELF IN A BOAT ON A RIVER
WITH TANGERINE TREES AND MARMALADE SKIES...
#2
Half-Life

Gordon Freeman '' ... ''
If You See Me Posting In The Pit HIT ME.
Quote by KingJak236
My hamster used to bite me when I picked it up, then it got too old and fat to bite and died in a pool of it's own vomit.

Quote by Kensai
That's the rockstar way to go. I salute him.
#3
Duke Nukem:
"I'm here to kick ass and chew bubble-gum, and I'm all out of gum."

I think it's from an earlier movie, but hey... it's still in the game.
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#5
Quote by Nexium
Half-Life

Gordon Freeman '' ... ''


Oh really?

Thank me later
Some people like cupcakes exclusively, while myself, I say there is naught nor ought there be nothing so exalted on the face of God's grey Earth as that prince of foods:



the muffin!
#6
^


Quote by Kensai
Duke Nukem:
"I'm here to kick ass and chew bubble-gum, and I'm all out of gum."

I think it's from an earlier movie, but hey... it's still in the game.



They Live
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wp_K8prLfso
If You See Me Posting In The Pit HIT ME.
Quote by KingJak236
My hamster used to bite me when I picked it up, then it got too old and fat to bite and died in a pool of it's own vomit.

Quote by Kensai
That's the rockstar way to go. I salute him.
Last edited by Nexium at Oct 9, 2009,
#7
Nothing made me angrier as a 5 year old

Originally Posted by Chromeproguitar
they make horrible noises in the middle of the night (is it sex?)

Quote by CliffIsAngry
I guess she's pretty hot if you're into that "having a good music video, but not better than Beyonce's" kind of thing...
#8
Every line in kingdom hearts 2 brings me great lulz.
Can't remember any lines but its very family friendly, and revolves around hearts love and a lot of hugging.
#10
Zelda: Ocarina of Time
Hey! Listen!
Quote by Hergiswi

Once I fucked a mountain gorilla and it couldn't even tell me it loved me afterward.
Quote by spanishyanez
Mental you get my vote for making me laugh for more than 3 minutes
#11
Quote by mental_cookie
Zelda: Ocarina of Time
Hey! Listen!


After about the 5th time I heard that, I think I wanted to kill the fucking fairy.
KLH & KGB
11/28/09
#12
"Shuryuken!!"
*stupid 09'er*

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#14
Fallout: War. War never changes.
MGS4: War has changed.

My brother and I happened to be playing them simultaneously, only for those statements to come within a fragment of a second of each other.

also, the semi-literal wall of text in Doom II about avenging your bunny is hilarious
#15
Pac-Man

WAKAWAKAWAKA
Quote by duncang
maybe it's because i secrely agree that tracedin inymballsackistheb best album ever


he's got the fire and the fury,
at his command
well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
#17
*upercut*
TOASTY!
(I dont know if thats exactly what was said but thats what it sounds like.

For those who for god knows what reason doesn't know, thats from Mortal Kombat

EDIT: "What cat?"
Last edited by LTDman90 at Oct 9, 2009,
#18
Quote by KGB_INC
After about the 5th time I heard that, I think I wanted to kill the fucking fairy.


Which means its memorable right?
Unfortunately for the wrong reasons.
Quote by Hergiswi

Once I fucked a mountain gorilla and it couldn't even tell me it loved me afterward.
Quote by spanishyanez
Mental you get my vote for making me laugh for more than 3 minutes
#19
Grim Fandango:




Manny Calavera- "Im sick of hanging around waiting for a good lead, like its gonna fly in here tied to a brick"

Manny Calavera- "I just locked an open door,.... strange, yet symbolically compelling"

Celso Flores- (walking off to begin a 4 year hike) "well , i guess there are some folks worse off than me"
#21
Quote by LTDman90
*upercut*
TOASTY!
(I dont know if thats exactly what was said but thats what it sounds like.

For those who for god knows what reason doesn't know, thats from Mortal Kombat


Dan "Toasty" Forden, I think.

my favourite quote from a game has to be: "I Need no guidance!", Kratos from God of War. that dude, nay game kicks so much arse!
??? Fund: cba to keep up with it.
will at least try when I get a jerb
੧_\\\

yours,

Alex (mcfreaki)
#22
Pretty much the entire intro cut scene from Destroy All Humans! cracked me up.

Crypto: "Listen Pax, you're one smart cookie, but there's a time for thought and there's a time for action, and this is one of those times!"

Pax: "........................which?"

[IN PHIL WE TRUST]


Quote by Trowzaa
I only play bots. Bots never abandon me. (´・ω・`)

#23
Yeah Destroy all Humans was EPIC!

Oh and for me, because I'm so awesome,


..KILLIONARE!!
#26
Quote by Lollage123
Yeah Destroy all Humans was EPIC!

Oh and for me, because I'm so awesome,


..KILLIONARE!!


you just reminded me of one of my other favourite quotes favourite quotes from a game:

"LOBOTOMY!!!" (Timesplitters: Future Perfect)
??? Fund: cba to keep up with it.
will at least try when I get a jerb
੧_\\\

yours,

Alex (mcfreaki)
#27
"Wild Zubat has appeared."

Ok, we get it, bat Pokémon belong in caves. But REALLY? That ****ing many in the same cave?


S t a i r s s r i a t S

#28
Quote by Dopey_Trout
Alone in the Dark

"I don't have your stone, and **** YOU ANYWAY"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5k8KYp0aaJY&feature=related

Wasn't that in Harry Potter?
Quote by duncang
maybe it's because i secrely agree that tracedin inymballsackistheb best album ever


he's got the fire and the fury,
at his command
well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
#30
The secret of monkey island - "How appropriate, you fight like a cow"
DeVillains!
#33
I liked this one from Halo 2 as well, but I had to look it up cause I'd forgotten it

Cortana: The message just repeats: Regret. Regret. Regret.
Keyes: Catchy. Any idea what it means?
Johnson: Dear humanity, we regret being alien bastards, we regret coming to
Earth, and we most definitely regret the Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass
fleet!
Pilots: Hoorah!

[IN PHIL WE TRUST]


Quote by Trowzaa
I only play bots. Bots never abandon me. (´・ω・`)

#35
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#36
Okay.. Here's a few more:

Portal
"The cake is a lie."



Super Mario 64
It's a-me! Mario!



Duke Nukem 3D
You're an inspiration for birth control.

PICTURE YOURSELF IN A BOAT ON A RIVER
WITH TANGERINE TREES AND MARMALADE SKIES...
#37
Quote by SteveHouse
I liked this one from Halo 2 as well, but I had to look it up cause I'd forgotten it

Cortana: The message just repeats: Regret. Regret. Regret.
Keyes: Catchy. Any idea what it means?
Johnson: Dear humanity, we regret being alien bastards, we regret coming to
Earth, and we most definitely regret the Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass
fleet!
Pilots: Hoorah!





I completely forgot about that. All I can hear is Johnsons raggedy marine voice and its cracking me up for some weird reason
#38
Wesker- "STOP IT!.....DONT OPEN THAT DOOR!"
Jill- "But Chris is..."
*gunshot*

Resident Evil. Probably the best and worst voice acting i have ever heard in anything....ever.
#39
"Blasto! Uranus is in trouble!"

"What'd I do this time?"

And...

"Can we count on you Blasto?"

"Is a frog's buttwater tight?"

Yeah, I miss Phil Hartman a bit...
#40
Command and Conquer: Red Alert

'yessss SIR??'

'AFFIRMATIVE!'
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I give you the lolslope
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