If Your Intelligence Was Inversely Proportional to the Size of your Bird...

Poll: Bird or Brain?
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View poll results: Bird or Brain?
Institution for the violently mentally disabled
29 17%
Special Ed
25 14%
Regular classes...I'm pretty mediocre
70 40%
Honors/AP
36 21%
School? Pathetic. I'm a ****ing genius!
15 9%
Voters: 175.
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#1
...what class would you be in?

NOTE: Basically, if your intelligence were based on the size of your penis, or breasts if you're a chick. The bigger it is/they are, the dumber you are, and the smaller, the more intelligent you are.

edit: forgot the poll last time...
#5
I would be a bit less smart than average...
Oh, you wouldn't want an angel watching over
Surprise, surprise, they wouldn't wanna watch
#7
Quote by sashki
My bird turned out to be a moth
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why
Quote by Marshmelllow
graphs. graphs always work. my old work place had an awesome printer, so i was constantly making graphs.

that was until i made a graph of how much my boss pissed me off. but seriously dude, graphs.
#9
is this not really a "how big is your penis ololololol" thread?
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#12
I know how to pleasure a women, therefore that makes me a genius with a penis.

Ergo, size is irrelevant
#13
Quote by ZanasCross
As of 2:20 PM Eastern Standard Time (GMT +5) there is one liar in this thread.

C'mon whoever said they would be institutionalized... stop overcompensating.



but my bewbs are hueg! that's probably due to my obesity, but, as the TS, I'm still counting it.

plus, I spent all of work last night thinking of exactly how to set up this thread. it should appeal to perverts, nature enthusiasts, and those riding the high horse of education.
Last edited by MakinLattes at Oct 9, 2009,
#17
Quote by MakinLattes
but my bewbs are hueg! that's probably due to my obesity, but, as the TS, I'm still counting it.

plus, I spent all of work last night thinking of exactly how to set up this thread. it should appeal to perverts, nature enthusiasts, and those riding the high horse of education.

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#18
Quote by Masamune
I'd be of average intelligence.


.....everything about me is average now that I think about it.


amputation can solve that! buck up!

Quote by GS LEAD 5
+100000000000000 profile views.


ha! you have all been thwarted by my disdain of photography! they have actually fallen out of sight, as the weight is difficult to support.
Last edited by MakinLattes at Oct 9, 2009,
#21
Quote by GS LEAD 5
+100000000000000 profile views.

Oh thank you, I didn't notice that comment on first sight!


Oh, you wouldn't want an angel watching over
Surprise, surprise, they wouldn't wanna watch
#22
Quote by Masamune
I'd be of average intelligence.


.....everything about me is average now that I think about it.

Stick an OD pedal up your arse as a booster.

Or if pedals aren't your thing, stick this up ze arse-
Last edited by GS LEAD 5 at Oct 9, 2009,
#23
retarded
Mesa Single Rectifier
Marshall 1960A vintage
Rg3exfm1 w/ EMG 85/81
Big Baby Taylor Acoustic
Ibanez TS808
#24
Brain stem dead.
"Why should we subsidise intellectual curiosity?"
-Ronald Reagan

"Knowledge is in every country the surest basis of public happiness."
-George Washington
#25
Lulz i wud b inn retartedd clasez cuz mai pen0r iz so hooj!!11one!eleven! hah i m tr00 comedianz!
But seriously, average.
Last edited by jimmyled at Oct 9, 2009,
#26
I'd be like Einstein and Hawking put together.
All your base are belong to us.
All your base are belong to us.
All your base are belong to us.
All your base are belong to us.
#27
I'd be in the average classes, just like 85% of the rest of you would.
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


I don't always post on UG, but when I do, I post in the Pit. Stay thirsty my friends.
#28
Quote by IMABBALLPLAYER
I'd be in the average classes, just like 85% of the rest of you would.


isn't that funny? I wonder if the bell curve of penis size and IQ are identical...
#30
Quote by MakinLattes
isn't that funny? I wonder if the bell curve of penis size and IQ are identical...
I'd bet money that they are really damn similar.
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


I don't always post on UG, but when I do, I post in the Pit. Stay thirsty my friends.
#31
Quote by IMABBALLPLAYER
I'd bet money that they are really damn similar.


lmfao. that's a burn.
#32
I'm glad boob size has no correlation with intelligence. I'd be in special ed, and that would suck.
#34
I'd be in regular f ckin classes. I'm nothing special, but I equipped with enough tools to get the job done.
Some people just wanna watch the world burn. Wanna join me when I take my turn to pour the gas, light the match, see your world flip upside down and drop until it's inside out?
#35
what if you have boobs and a penis?


/fat joke


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#37
>.< must... find way... to.... not insult..... thread......
Quote by MakinLattes
Basically, if your intelligence were based on the size of your penis, or breasts if you're a chick.

Phew!

What makes you think they're equatable?

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#40
8'' is average, right?
I'm that dude with the fro.
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