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#8
Hugh Hefner has finally gone completely senile
If it were socially acceptable, I would drape myself in velvet.

Quote by Bassist1992
When I was 11.

Googled "I would like to watch some porn please"



Quote by daytripper75
I;m rdruk I feel no pain

#10


so this is what it's come to eh?
Last.Fm

“If there was anything that depressed him more than his own cynicism, it was that quite often it still wasn't as cynical as real life.”
― Terry Pratchett

qft...



Jeremy Clarkson is a knob.
#11
Lois from Family Guy is totally hotter.

EDIT: But Amy Wong or Leela from Futurama take the cake.
My God, it's full of stars!
#13
Man this is like an Onion story come to life.
*-)
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#16
I like the original better

Although it makes sense, I guess, that the first cartoon covergirl would have the same pose as the first black one
"Why should we subsidise intellectual curiosity?"
-Ronald Reagan

"Knowledge is in every country the surest basis of public happiness."
-George Washington
#17
Quote by sglover34479
I agree with Amy there, leela would be better if she had both eyes tbh..


Though I think one eye/two breasts is better than two eyes/one breast.
#18
Quote by Dreadnought
Lois from Family Guy is totally hotter.

EDIT: But Amy Wong or Leela from Futurama take the cake.


I think Mrs. Murderface is the actual winner in this situation
#21
Quote by sglover34479
I agree with Amy there, leela would be better if she had both eyes tbh..

Racist bastard!


EDIT: beaten, ah well.
#22
im sad that i even came into this thread..


Quinn was the hottest cartoon ever.

Quote by King Twili
It's just me and Doris here ;_;



Quote by Zaphikh
Poops is the chat MC - but here we know him as Early Cuyler.


Free Downloads, Yo!
#23
Quote by Ur all $h1t
I like the original better

Although it makes sense, I guess, that the first cartoon covergirl would have the same pose as the first black one

The original what?
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

Quote by Axelfox
Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

Quote by Xiaoxi
I can fap to this. Keep going.
#24
I also think it should have been leela
Last.Fm

“If there was anything that depressed him more than his own cynicism, it was that quite often it still wasn't as cynical as real life.”
― Terry Pratchett

qft...



Jeremy Clarkson is a knob.
#25
Quote by Jackal58
The original what?

"Why should we subsidise intellectual curiosity?"
-Ronald Reagan

"Knowledge is in every country the surest basis of public happiness."
-George Washington
#27
Gotcha.
I remember that one.
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

Quote by Axelfox
Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

Quote by Xiaoxi
I can fap to this. Keep going.
#28
. . .OH COME ON
Quote by I.O.T.M
Taking the piss out of Americans is like bullying retards, it's unashamedly one-sided but extremely gratifying.
#30
Because of this story, I've now heard my mom say porno five times. And that's too many times. Screw you Playboy!
*-)
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#33
Quote by Deliriumbassist
No love for Smurfette?


I could play Poppa Smurf with that.
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

Quote by Axelfox
Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

Quote by Xiaoxi
I can fap to this. Keep going.
#34
Quote by Deliriumbassist
MUM! SAY PORNO AGAIN!

Don't egg her on!!
*-)
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#36
I was expecting sexy pokemons from the Pit.

[img]http://i.imgur.com/LYZyCdp.gif[/img]


Quote by CrossBack7
Momie's like not even a real person, just an asian, lesbian spirit.
#37
Quote by Momentosis
I was expecting sexy pokemons from the Pit.



Quote by King Twili
It's just me and Doris here ;_;



Quote by Zaphikh
Poops is the chat MC - but here we know him as Early Cuyler.


Free Downloads, Yo!
#38
Quote by daytripper75
CEO Scott Flanders


Coincidence?


I think so.



Stupid sexy Flanders!
#40
Quote by Jackal58
I think Playboy has just "jumped the shark".
You say that like it's a bad thing.

Meadows
Quote by Jackal58
I release my inner liberal every morning when I take a shit.
Quote by SK8RDUDE411
I wont be like those jerks who dedicate their beliefs to logic and reaosn.
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