#1
She spoke to me today and said she wanted to sleep over for the week i said yes
Now what?
Oh i've known her for a year and she's a close friend but this is really out of character what do i do?
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#4
Just chill out.

If she makes a move, then go for it.


Don't be overanxious though.
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#11
Chances are she doesn't want to sleep with you, probably just needs a place to crash for a week. Don't get too excited. But if she does make a move, dont pull a sexually oblivious rhino
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#13
Be on her like a mouse on cheese.

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#14
Rohypnol in her OJ...

You know what to do next.
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#15
Quote by Novalydian
She spoke to me today and said she wanted to sleep over for the week i said yes
Now what?
Oh i've known her for a year and she's a close friend but this is really out of character what do i do?
Why bother asking? We all know you're not going to get any, regardless of what advice we give you.
#17
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stick it in her butt and pee

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#21
Quote by Novalydian
She spoke to me today and said she wanted to sleep over for the week i said yes
Now what?
Oh i've known her for a year and she's a close friend but this is really out of character what do i do?


Jerk off to porn when she's not looking. That should keep you from raping her.
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#22
Rape
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#23
Quote by Novalydian
She spoke to me today and said she wanted to sleep over for the week i said yes
Now what?
Oh i've known her for a year and she's a close friend but this is really out of character what do i do?


Your penis her butt.

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#24
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Why bother asking? We all know you're not going to get any, regardless of what advice we give you.


The cruel truth made me lol.

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#26
Any more information on the context? Because from the sounds of it, it's insanely obvious it's sexual.
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#27
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Rohypnol in her OJ...

You know what to do next.

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#28


this thread is asking for sexualy confused rhino
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