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#1
We have the FML thread, the YCYL thread, and other threads to make us feel bad.

But how about a thread dedicating to share with others what makes us feel good about ourselves?

For instance, I have gotten a job at my university as a designer, before the semester began. From what I've heard, this has never happened at my uni before, but they were so impressed with my work and resume (have worked at animation studios and other companies as a professional designer before) that they wanted to hire me straight away.
My guitar has new strings, and I'm re-recording all of the songs of my band (see sig) because my 8-string sounds much better with a .75 string as the low F (instead of the previous .60 string for the low F)

so, why are you awesome? it's time to acknowledge your own awesomeness, pit!
#2
I have no idea where to start...
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#3
Quote by Kensai
I have no idea where to start...

you WOULD be the first poster in this thread, wouldn't you?
#4
if you don't know I'm not going to tell you
Last.Fm

“If there was anything that depressed him more than his own cynicism, it was that quite often it still wasn't as cynical as real life.”
― Terry Pratchett

qft...



Jeremy Clarkson is a knob.
#5
I am; therefore I am awesome.
Quote by Chrisiphone
Oh wow this is a guitar forum!
Quote by JacobTheMe

Karvid is sexy

Quote by KAS1981
Why is it that some folks quote praise from other members in their sig lines?
Its lame.
#6
I think I'm awesome. Therefore I am.
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

Quote by Axelfox
Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

Quote by Xiaoxi
I can fap to this. Keep going.
#9
I'm a published writer and editor of a magazine.

Quote by yellowfrizbee
I like love this man alot. And its said totally sober this time. I promise.


You should all strive to be more like this man.


This is why.
Last edited by Tire Me. at Oct 9, 2009,
#10
i'm an awesome possum. although one day i hope to be an anteater
Quote by edge11
yeah im not at gc dude, i dont live there.


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#11
I'm awesome because I'm not, and therefore I win cause I'm rebellious
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#13
Quote by Grindar



This is why I love you ♥

You're still not coming over for naked Sundays.

Quote by grimms
I filmed 2 Girls 1 Cup, beat that suckas.

I did. No really I did.
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

Quote by Axelfox
Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

Quote by Xiaoxi
I can fap to this. Keep going.
Last edited by Jackal58 at Oct 9, 2009,
#14
I am awesome because I'm good at guitar and stuff.

Posting in a potential awesome thread.
GEAR
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#16
I think I'm the fastest UGer
Quote by lolmnt
We're better than Mexico cuz we rule USA USA USA
#17
I scored 100% on my uni maths test today.

EDIT: ^ What was your time again? I reckon I might have it.
Blog Of Awesome UGers.
Quote by OddOneOut
I seem to attract girls.
Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

Quote by IRISH_PUNK13
Being an idiot should be illegal too.
Last edited by Venice King at Oct 9, 2009,
#20
Quote by Venice King
I scored 100% on my uni maths test today.

An honest congrats man.
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

Quote by Axelfox
Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

Quote by Xiaoxi
I can fap to this. Keep going.
#21
Quote by Tire Me.
That's a shit reason.

i beg to differ, because of that video, now a funny generation of peoples reactions are on youtube.
#25
oh....i see ive walked in on the wrong thread
im not meant to be here
bye
ALL OF MY CRAP SONGS/IDEAS

Quote by God
LOLjk guise, im not real.


Quote by JDbbx
I don't want to go into detail but it involves my girlfriend, a condom and 10 seconds.

If anyone sigs that I shall be most irritated
#26
I'm awesome because I know who phone is.
There is a war going on for your mind.

If you are thinking, you are winning.


Resistance is victory.


We are building up a new world.
Do not sit idly by.
#27
Quote by Fenderhippie69
I'm awesome because I know who phone is.

Who?
Quote by Chrisiphone
Oh wow this is a guitar forum!
Quote by JacobTheMe

Karvid is sexy

Quote by KAS1981
Why is it that some folks quote praise from other members in their sig lines?
Its lame.
#30
I'm naked rights now, I mean completly naked, I mean not one piece of clothing, I think that makes me awesome.

Does that make any sense? No
But am I awsome? Yes


#32
Quote by Karvid
Who?

Her other dad. Duh.

Now you are awesome too.
There is a war going on for your mind.

If you are thinking, you are winning.


Resistance is victory.


We are building up a new world.
Do not sit idly by.
#33
I'm not awesome







There's a special sex move I do called the Charizard.
It's where you light the girls pubes, then put it out with your cum and run around the room flapping your arms screaming, "You don't have enough badges to train me!"
#34
Quote by Peacemaker21
I can play Slayer style riffs

I, too, am able to play a C (or a D, depending on how br00tally I downtune my guitar)for hours while occasionally changing the rhythm.
Quote by Chrisiphone
Oh wow this is a guitar forum!
Quote by JacobTheMe

Karvid is sexy

Quote by KAS1981
Why is it that some folks quote praise from other members in their sig lines?
Its lame.
#35
Well, this is what I did last Saturday.

I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the bitches I know, Jessica. She is really damn hot and looks like a supermodel. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Jessica called me and said she wanted me to fuck her. So be it.

I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferraris have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my dick. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my dick. Booya.

Flash forward 10 minutes later. My 30 inch dick is going inside of her VAGINA, hitting them walls. I'm holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I'm fucking her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says, "Harder!" V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my dick. There had to have been about two pints of cum everywhere. People say I cum like a pornstar, I wouldn't disagree with them.

I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home.

This is me and her.

#36
Quote by Jackal58
An honest congrats man.

Blog Of Awesome UGers.
Quote by OddOneOut
I seem to attract girls.
Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

Quote by IRISH_PUNK13
Being an idiot should be illegal too.
#37
I can play Chocolate Rain on piano.
grok it.

SKREAM!

Listen to jazz, it's good for you...
#38
Quote by Venice King
I scored 100% on my uni maths test today.

EDIT: ^ What was your time again? I reckon I might have it.

What distance?
Quote by lolmnt
We're better than Mexico cuz we rule USA USA USA
#39
Psshh why am I awesome? Why am I awesome? Hah! Honestly, do I need to answer that?
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#40
Quote by DimebagLivesOn
What distance?

100m - Honestly my best is 11.35
But right now I'm not in the kinda shape to do close to that.
Blog Of Awesome UGers.
Quote by OddOneOut
I seem to attract girls.
Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

Quote by IRISH_PUNK13
Being an idiot should be illegal too.
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