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Millions of men are flooding Swedish tourist organizations trying to find a city rumored to be inhabited by 25,000 sex-crazed lesbians.

The mythical Chako Paul City is said to have been founded in the northern Swedish woods by a "wealthy, man-hating widow" in 1820, a story by News.com.au reported. There is rumored to be a medievil castle there, and the town is guarded by two blonde women, the story said.

Chinese media has embraced the myth, reporting that many of the women live there because they cannot suppress their sexual needs, the story said. Men have been crippling the country's internet trying to locate the town, the story said, but the media also warns that they'll be “beaten half to death” if they visit the town, the story said.


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#2
Now we know where Kensai hangs out.
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#3
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Now we know where Kensai hangs out.


It doesn't exist. Now go back to your daily lives, citizens >.>
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#5
I bet that's where Kensai lives, that lucky bastard
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#6
I don't know what to say.

That sucks. The women do, that is.
I'm going in;


Rambo style
#8
Only in Sweden would a myth like this exist...
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#9
Fuck Atlantis, this is the mythical city we should be looking for!
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#10
Millions of men are flooding Swedish tourist organizations trying to find a city rumored to be inhabited by 25,000 sex-crazed lesbians.

What for, they're lesbians.
Call me Batman.
#11
I'll just load up my cauldron filled with the Elixir of Life onto Pegasus, and off we go!

Hyah!
#12
Kensai
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


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#13
Did this thread really need 4 Kensai jokes?
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It doesn't exist. Now go back to your daily lives, citizens >.>

*drives away in lesbian filled batmobile*
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#15
Who cares about lesbians.

A city of **** craving hotties, now thats enticing.
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#17
why would men look for a lesbian city...not much logic there
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#18
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Did this thread really need 4 Kensai jokes?


That's how funny he is.

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why would men look for a lesbian city...not much logic there


Logic doesn't rule over Sweden.
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#20
Wait...................

25,000 girls? They hate men? And no one knows if the place actually exists?

Then how does their population grow?
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Wait...................

25,000 girls? They hate men? And no one knows if the place actually exists?

Then how does their population grow?


Because it doesn't exist...
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#22
Why would men want to go to a lesbian city? Its not like you'd be getting any, it'd be a spectator sport.
#23
I'd rather stick my dick between two golden bars from eldorado and make love to them then discovery this accursed castle of man hating she beasts.
#24
To google earth!!!!!!!!!!!
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#25
I live there.

It's amazon. Eeeh, amazing.
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#26
whats their national sport?
talking about each others feelings?
#27
how would this alleged city exist if there were no men to reproduce?
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That's how funny he is.

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I live there.

It's amazon. Eeeh, amazing.


You two better not give away too much information

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whats their national sport?
talking about each others feelings?




Maybe they hold a "Biggest Tease" Tournament or something
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I you for posting this.

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how would this alleged city exist if there were no men to reproduce?


Beat you to that conclusion.
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Beat you to that conclusion.

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graphs. graphs always work. my old work place had an awesome printer, so i was constantly making graphs.

that was until i made a graph of how much my boss pissed me off. but seriously dude, graphs.
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Beat you to that conclusion.


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#33
The population does not grow or diminish, because they do not age!

Idiots.
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sloth is hacking away feebly at the grass because he is a sloth but he was trying so hard ;_; hes all "penguin im HERE i am here to help you penguin"
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The population does not grow or diminish, because they do not age!

Idiots.
I thought they reproduced via budding.
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

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#36
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Then how does their population grow?


Obviously they have to mate with the few men who do actually find the city.
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Obviously they have to mate with the few men who do actually find the city.


... As I said, I live there.

You do the maths.
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sloth is hacking away feebly at the grass because he is a sloth but he was trying so hard ;_; hes all "penguin im HERE i am here to help you penguin"
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Why would men want to go to a lesbian city? Its not like you'd be getting any, it'd be a spectator sport.


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... As I said, I live there.

You do the maths.

Dude, change your location then.
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Dude, change your location then.


I didn't want to brag but... fine.

If you excuse me I have a date.
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