#1
I was thinking earlier today and I was wondering why do hoes need pimps? The only thing I can think of is protection. Discuss pit...
#2
Well duuuh.

Otherwise they'd just get raped all the time. Need someone to collect their money from the assholes who use them.
#3
Not sure. I've never needed one. I think I'm doing alright on my own.
#4
Because otherwise Santa Claus can't enter a room, point at the people there and say, "Ho, Ho, Ho, Pimp"

/reference
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#5
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Well duuuh.

Otherwise they'd just get raped all the time. Need someone to collect their money from the assholes who use them.

Yup, this is what I have to do.
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#7
Cuz Bitchez dont just pimp themselves.

Pimp Bitchez!
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#8
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Well duuuh.

Otherwise they'd just get raped all the time. Need someone to collect their money from the assholes who use them.

They could always start a hoe guild. They could fix prices, help each other with protection needs ect.
#9
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Not sure. I've never needed one. I think I'm doing alright on my own.


Yeah, go ahead, take all the credit for yourself! Don't bother with me, I'm just the receiving end of your jigoloing


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#10
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They could always start a hoe guild. They could fix prices, help each other with protection needs ect.



This is brilliant.

We could call it a brothel!
#12
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Yeah, go ahead, take all the credit for yourself! Don't bother with me, I'm just the receiving end of your jigoloing


Awwh.

Ok, I'll let you have half the profit.
#13
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Because otherwise Santa Claus can't enter a room, point at the people there and say, "Ho, Ho, Ho, Pimp"

/reference

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#14
Otherwise I'd be unemployed.
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#15
You forget the fact that the majority of prostitutes are forced into prostitution. Pimps are nothing but exploiters in a lot of cases, where they give the drug addicted prostitutes drugs in exchange for their work or threaten them with violence and torture.

Sure there are also prostitutes who want to do it, but the majority is forced.
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#16
Because prostitution via a pimp is like slavery.

You work for low/decent wages/conditions and bring the master fine amounts of goods/money.

You're regularly beaten.

Possibly branded.

If you try to escape, nigga's gonna find this hoe and kill them.
#17
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#18
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I was thinking earlier today and I was wondering why do hoes need pimps? The only thing I can think of is protection. Discuss pit...

I also wondered this at one point. The answer I recieved was this: Pimps have a certain piece of turf and they get money from the hoes because the pimps protect the hoes on their turf, without the pimps the hoes would probably be raped or something.
#21
Because they can't hire accountants, and they also need someone to do their taxes.
#23
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Pimp isnt a career

career- A chosen pursuit; a profession or occupation
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career- A chosen pursuit; a profession or occupation


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#26
Because otherwise who would lure them from 3rd world countries with promises of a better life, take their passports away, get them addicted to drugs, beat the **** out of them and take all of their money?
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Because otherwise who would lure them from 3rd world countries with promises of a better life, take their passports away, get them addicted to drugs, beat the **** out of them and take all of their money?

I was thinking more of pimps and hoes in an urban environment.
#28
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I was thinking more of pimps and hoes in an urban environment.


That's what he was describing.
#29
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I was thinking more of pimps and hoes in an urban environment.

So am I.
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#30
Pimp comes from the old latin phrase, Peeimpacus.

The selected wh0re would stand near the coliseum of her choice and gain money for her sexual services. These peeimpacus's would then grab da hoe n smack a bitch.

He would then repeat the phase " Whaaa maaaa monay biiiiiiiiiiiiiiich".
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#32
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Because otherwise who would lure them from 3rd world countries with promises of a better life, take their passports away, get them addicted to drugs, beat the **** out of them and take all of their money?

I'll do it! I'll just call myself something different.
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I forgot the UK, US and Australia were 3rd world countries.

He said FROM 3rd world countries, genius.
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#34
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I forgot the UK, US and Australia were 3rd world countries.

Aye, you need to learn some reading comprehension. Allow me to help.

"who would lure them from 3rd world countries"
"Why should we subsidise intellectual curiosity?"
-Ronald Reagan

"Knowledge is in every country the surest basis of public happiness."
-George Washington
#35
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He said FROM 3rd world countries, genius.

Now I feel like an idiot.
#36
Well, I watched a video that was given to my brother in law on the streets of Atlanta from some guy. The name of it was Pimpin' Ain't Dead; it is a long documentary which I find to be a hilarious gem that few have enjoyed besides my self and some friends. Unless there it is on the internet you can't see for your self.

But long story short the video claims that Hoes need Pimps in order for Black people as a whole to control their own economic stability and direction without interference of the white man and his system.