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#1
i was just watching Australia's Deadliest Destinations and was wondering if anyone here has been attacked by an animal in the wild.

Also i search-barred and nothing came up.
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#3
I got chased by a horse once.
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#4
Once. When I was on vacation a frenchman started to harass me. Needless to say I killed him.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#5
I thought I had, but I am from Scotland... It was just a Glaswegian.
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#6
I am a wild animal baby!


No I haven't. Not a wild one anyway.

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#9
Yea, but I just weakened it and threw a Pokeball at it.

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#10
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Once. When I was on vacation a frenchman started to harass me. Needless to say I killed him.





Me and my mates have been attacked by a flock of seagulls at our school a few times though.
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#12
Got bitten by midges, they wild laavv.

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#13
I was visciously attacked once by some form of bizarre cat like creature ... turns out it was a house-cat ... my house cat.

I was also raped by a horse.
#14
A squirrel ran into me once
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#16
I get chased by a swine every once in a while
That's prety much how I got the swine flu
#17
I'm visiting my sensi in china and me and him are walking through a bamboo patch in his backyard, its nice sunny day just me and sensi enjoy each others company and reminiscing about fighting in the civil-war between dragons and hot-dogs when suddenly when my back is turned i hear my sensi gasp. I know something is wrong i turn around to find a lama twisting my companions neck then throwing him into a near by volcano. I was heart broken, angry, and quite re leaved as i was bored with talking and wanted to fight.
Then it gets ugly.
But to give the wrap up on another wise epic story, the lama now resides in Germany and is happily grazing.
#18
I got bitten by an adder at Reading Festival 2005.

On the Thursday night...

Didn't go to the doctors til the following Tuesday after the festival.

Nearly lost my leg.

Not cool.
#22
Flock of Birds+Digested food=Unpleasant aftertaste
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#23
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#24
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Me and my mates have been attacked by a flock of seagulls at our school a few times though.


did you run so far away?
#25
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When I read that comment I thought he was on about the band too. Funniest. Mugging. Ever.

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#26
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geese flock


LOL!

a pigeon flew into my head the other day?
it only had one leg, that was a bitter pigeon :/
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#28
My plane ran into a goose once and we had to make an emergency landing.
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#29
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#30
One time in middle school there was a green lizard on a tree. My friend told me to leave it alone but I decided to go up to it and it jumped on my leg and I started flailing my leg around and screaming to get it off.

I had no pokeballs at the time.
#32
I've been bitten by a fox, a badger, and a stoat (as well as domesticated cats and dogs) and I've been butted by goats, sheep and deer.
I've been chased by geese and swans, mobbed by lapwings, seagulls, swifts and house martins.
I've also been stung by a wasp and bitten by dog fleas.

Although I did once eat a hedgehog, so my revenge upon wildlife is now complete.
#33
This one time at band camp, i got harrased by a goose ........it hurt me
#34
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I've been followed by a cow before...


This! But there were like 8 of them, and it was scarier than it sounds
#35
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I once ran into a Chuck Norris.

This is a lie. If you ran into Chuck Norris you would die instantly!
#37
i wrestled a bear once
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Close your eyes and I'll kiss you cause
With the birds I'll share
This lonely view
#38
A wasp once attacked and stung me. There was bowels n gore n stuff like that, br00tal.
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#40
My tent got torn down by a bear while me and my dad were camping last year.

Then it took my cheese and Fudgee-os before running off.

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