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#1
theres something i want on ebay but i have no money!
its a present for my girlfriend and its £20
so pit, i need ideas to raise £20 in 11 hours!!

ALL suggestions will help

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#4
Sell yourself
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#5
Stop being so cheap and buy her a more expensive present.
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#7
Sell yourself obviously.
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Stop being so cheap and buy her a more expensive present.


its something with sentimental value

so far, drugs seems like a good option lol

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Or go mow a lawn for like, 7 bucks an hour or something.
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its something with sentimental value

so far, drugs seems like a good option lol


F that, don't sell drugs. Use them. THEN come up with a creative way to get 20 pounds.
And no I dont mean 20 pounds from eating munchies *badumchee*
...Just give it a try and get back to me.
#15
drugs are always good; faux drugs though like oregano as weed, sugar or ground sea salt as coke.

or mug people
#17
Steal bikes and sell them.

Its evil, I don't do it, but I'm damned if there's an easier way to make quick money.
#18
wash cars. £3 a car, you should have 7 cars done in about 3 hours, and you've got a pound left for yourself. unfortunately i dont think too many people will be home during the day on a monday...

EDIT: just read you only have 11 hours. sell drugs.
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#20
i could sell something very quickly

i might ask someone to buy it for me and i'll pay them back

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#21
Sell a blow job.
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Uh...it's 20 pounds? How do you not have 20 pounds?


because im a jobless student whos loan hasn't came through yet

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Ever hear of a bank?


wth do you mean?

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#27
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Uh...it's 20 pounds? How do you not have 20 pounds?



i dont have 20 pounds

in fact i have 3 pounds, including what ive got in the bank

#29
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i dont have 20 pounds

in fact i have 3 pounds, including what ive got in the bank

I've got over 150 pounds


Oh you mean money....
#30
what are you buying her?
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#31
haha you poor muthas. ive got 6 grand saved up for college :P

edit: and before i get the rich kid treatment, i worked my ass off for every penny, i work 20 hours a week on top of school and extra subjects after school.
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#32
ok, seriously, it'll take you maybe a few hours to go sell your plasma at a clinic for 50 bucks, or go jack off into a cup at a sperm bank
#33
Ask your parents, or friends if they'll buy it on their card/paypal account and tell them you'll pay them back when your loan comes through. Or tell your girlfriend she'll have to wait until your loan comes through for her present, then buy her something extra special/expensive.

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#34
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theres something i want on ebay but i have no money!
its a present for my girlfriend and its £20
so pit, i need ideas to raise £20 in 11 hours!!

ALL suggestions will help


you can get a dildo for so much cheaper
#35
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you can get a dildo for so much cheaper

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#37
Make babies and sell them by the pound.


EDIT: You got 11 hours, find some growth hormones.
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#38
Legit advice:

Craigslist-> gigs

Some people give 20 bucks for simple ****, give that a go. Just crib through that and respond to postings ASAP. reload every 10 minutes or so.

I hope there's a scotland equivalent of that, though.

Alternatively: Busking? I heard a story from a guy who said he made 50 bucks in an hour playing outside a music store.
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#39
How about we all send him 50p or something over paypal
then afterwards we work out what he owes us?
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