#1
I don't know who runs this site, but they are geniuses
http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/
Of all the ones I read, I have been able to relate it to someone or something in real life

http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2009/04/22/125-bob-marley/
this one is the best

discuss the accuracy/inaccuracy of this site, or other stuff that should be on it
edit- if a mod finds this "racially insensitive," i'll take it down
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#6
Hating Ed Hardy

To put this in proper perspective, Ed Hardy is so hated by white people that it cannot be worn ironically. This is no small feat. As it stands, the only other entries in this category are Nazi Uniforms, Ku Klux Klan Robes, and self-tanner.


Great stuff here

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#7
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why?

The little kids in the pit are sensitive, I find no problem with it but it is funny.
#9
I love the Ed Hardy one

For example, if you take the reasonable but not compelling story: “I got cut off in traffic this morning and when I honked the guy gave me the finger,” and replace it with: “I got cut off in traffic this morning by this guy in an Ed Hardy shirt. I honked and then he gave me the finger!” The story will become sixty percent more interesting to white people because it allows them to make a witty response like: “I guess that douche bag had to get to a UFC party or a nightclub event he was promoting.”
My God, it's full of stars!
#10
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#11
I hate ultimate frisbee.

"Oh you're in college and play ultimate frisbee on the quad?"

I'LL KILL YOU
My God, it's full of stars!
#15
That's terrible. I don't like any of those things.

edit: Does this mean I'm black?
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Last edited by Kensai at Oct 11, 2009,
#16
#117 - Political Prisoners.

For the most part, this list has offered ways to befriend white people one at a time. However, if you want to befriend a large number of white people at the same time, the easiest way to do it is to go to jail for political reasons.


OMFG I love it.

Piss off, TS. I have homework I should be doing right now.

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#18
I hate camping vespas and Bob Marley. This site is terribly innacurate.
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#20
A stuffblackpeoplelike website wouldn't last long at all.
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#21
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A stuffblackpeoplelike website wouldn't last long at all.

It would if it was written by black people, for black people...

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#24
Well, I'll be damned.


*goes to hell*
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#25
i am so ****ing guilty. i notice whenever ive been to a rap concert like 90% of the people are white.

http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/11/18/116-black-music-that-black-people-dont-listen-to-anymore/


“I don’t listen to that commercial stuff. I’m more into the Real Hip Hop, you know? KRS One, Del Tha Funkee Homosapien, De La Soul, Wu Tang, you know, The Old School.”

i have all of those on my ipod. lol.

also i have every Bob Marley album, but i have short hair and only smoke weed on occasion.
#26
#54 - Kitchen Gadgets

But, in order for them to truly enter into whitedom, they need to own the holy grail of white kitchens – the kitchen aid stand mixer (right). They will match this mixer to their kitchen’s color scheme and it will make up the focal point. And much like many religious artifacts, it will remain untouched for months and even years, sitting on the counter to be admired as a testament to their lifestyle.


This might be the truest thing I've ever read.

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#30
#89 Saint Patrick’s Day
Most of the time, white people consider celebrations of European heritage to be racist unless they omit large swathes of the 16th through 20th centuries. But since the Irish never engaged in colonialism and were actually oppressed it is considered acceptable and encouraged to celebrate their ancestry. For this reason, 100% of white people are proud to claim that they are somewhat Irish.

A big part of St. Patrick’s Day is having white people feel particularly upset at the oppression of their ancestors that has in no way trickled down to them. If you find yourself talking with a white person who tells you about how their great grandfather was oppressed by both the English and the Americans, it is strongly recommended that you lend a sympathetic ear and shake your head in disbelief. It is never considered acceptable to say: “but you’re white now, so what’s the problem?”



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#31
This website is awesome.

The tattoos and Bob Marley ones are the best,

although I will never have a Bob Marley phase.
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

Like an ulcer in the stomach of the beast


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#32
I hate Ed Hardy
LOYAL?
HARD WORKING?
FULLY EXPENDABLE?


THE EMPIRE NEEDS YOU!
IT'S NOT ABOUT PAY, IT'S ABOUT CRUSHING THE REBELLION
#34
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so....this site is accurate?


no it is not

I also hate camping and Bob Marley
LOYAL?
HARD WORKING?
FULLY EXPENDABLE?


THE EMPIRE NEEDS YOU!
IT'S NOT ABOUT PAY, IT'S ABOUT CRUSHING THE REBELLION
#35
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no it is not

I also hate camping and Bob Marley

I think camping has a nuance this author missed. White people love the idea of camping, but the act? Jim Gaffigan nailed it.

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