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#1
Firstly, *yay I'm unbanned*
This thread is all about those nights when ya go out to have a great time, get a bit too drunk or rowdy, and wake up the next morning thinking "WHAT THE FUUUUCK did i do last night?!"
I'm guessing the Pit plays hard

Ill go first:

Last night I went to a friend's house party. This was my first time drinking for months. I drank a double nagin of vodka, 4 cans of cider and 5 shots of an illegal drink called Poitín. This **** is 95% alcohol, illegal and is made at home. The batch my friend brought was infected or something lol .I had 2 shots spaced out, then 3 shots in quick succession, then proceeded to stumble to the bathroom, vomit for at least 30 mins, slept at the toilet for a good 15 mins, went outside, collapsed on some steps and lay down and started vomiting.

My friends dog then started to EAT MY HAIR, then I got up, walked inside, tried to drag a duvet outside to sleep on, gave up, walked back inside and got escorted up the stairs by my friend. I tried to go to bed, but there were some girls in the bedroom. One of them said I couldn't go to bed unless I made out with her...

My friends started cheering and acting wild, and before i could comprehend what was happening, i was making out with this girl(who has a 6' 5" boyfriend). we finished, and i collapsed on the ground, then got up and into the bed.

I slept for an hour, got up, got sick out the front of the house and got sick in the bathroom.
I then started dancing to random Hip Hop on the TV with all my friends, then an hour later I passed out on a chair in the kitchen. I then got up and went to bed.

Woke up with the mother of all hangovers from a spoiled batch of Irish Moonshine, and regretted everything I could remember.



So Pit, what have you regretted?
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Last edited by KirkMetallica at Oct 11, 2009,
#4
Becoming the shy person I am today (i.e. Was bullied at Primary School).
#5
this has been done

EDIT: and after actually reading it. it's obviously a fake story, please don't post anymore.
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#6
Are you a girl?
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Becoming the shy person I am today (i.e. Was bullied at Primary School).


This.


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#9
Taking the blue pill.

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Becoming the shy person I am today (i.e. Was bullied at Primary School).


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#10
Too much, way too much stuff lately, ugh.
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#11
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lol, no.

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Joining UG.
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#15
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Liar.


swear ta gad! my friends have told me i did really bad things that i cant remember, and im seriously not looking forward to school tomorrow
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#19
i regret....being so god damn hot!
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#21
i dont give a rats ass about ur drinking tales...swear this is about guitar not getting wasted,cuz u think its "cool"
#22
I got drunk and use to beat my wife... ended up in jail for three and a half months

Never had a drop of alcohol since then
#23
i was at a house party on friday and my entire action that night was one kiss


i didn't even fuck a fat chick
#24
Regrets aren't good.

Everything has contributed to who you are. No regrets, ever.

Exceptions are deaths and horrible tragedies.
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#25
Playing 'I have never' whilst outrageously drunk and just going on and on and on about having sex in a tree. All i would say whilst it was my turn for like half an hour was 'I have never HAD SEX IN A TREE' and then i'd drink. The next day was so embarrassing.
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I got drunk and use to beat my wife... ended up in jail for three and a half months

Never had a drop of alcohol since then

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#27
My girlfriend. I was drunk, playing strip poker with 2 chicks, one's 18, one's 22 the hotter one).
By the end of it, they're both naked and I chose the wrong one.
I wanna end it, but her friends scare the living sh*t outta me.
I'm that dude with the fro.
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i dont give a rats ass about ur drinking tales...swear this is about guitar not getting wasted,cuz u think its "cool"

This is Tha pit, GTFO
#29
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i dont give a rats ass about ur drinking tales...swear this is about guitar not getting wasted,cuz u think its "cool"


Believe me, it was faaaaaaaaaaaaaar from cool. All the girls think im a retard now
Never drinking that much again...
❝Don't be afraid of death, but of an inadequate life❞
Bertolt Bretcht


#30
I lied to my girlfriend. I haven't had sex in 2 months. Yes I regret it.
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#31
sorry, but if you were that drunk, how can you remember all that? also, I'm pretty sure if you had 5 shots of 95% alcohol the repercussions would be a lot worse that "stumbling about"

two things for me.. firstly, there was one time I was wankered and could of made out with a really hot girl, but was to pissed to realise.. and when I asked a girl out, even though I clearly knew she didn't like me..

everything is fine and dandy with both those girls now.
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#33
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i dont give a rats ass about ur drinking tales...swear this is about guitar not getting wasted,cuz u think its "cool"


the pit doesnt have to revolve around guitar or even music.

i regret a lot of **** that ive done (or not done) and said (or not said)
#34
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sorry, but if you were that drunk, how can you remember all that? also, I'm pretty sure if you had 5 shots of 95% alcohol the repercussions would be a lot worse that "stumbling about"


I wasn't stumbling, I couldn't walk or talk, could barely see, and i was throwing up random brown **** every other minute. And the party was from 6:30pm to 3am
Also, my stomach was pulsing this morning(?) is that a bad sign?
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Bertolt Bretcht


#35
Meh, Not much. Being shy sometimes, thats it really.
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I wasn't stumbling, I couldn't walk or talk, could barely see, and i was throwing up random brown **** every other minute. And the party was from 6:30pm to 3am
Also, my stomach was pulsing this morning(?) is that a bad sign?

Idiot. If you're going to a party, you don't drink uber hard stuff like that. You drink beer or tastefully diluted vodka.
I'm that dude with the fro.
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#37
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Becoming the shy person I am today (i.e. Was bullied at Primary School).


This, honestly.

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Idiot. If you're going to a party, you don't drink uber hard stuff like that. You drink beer or tastefully diluted vodka.


**** that, play to win or don't play at all.
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Last edited by Sunshine86 at Oct 11, 2009,
#39
WELL... I'm a freshman in college. I apparently had the opportunity to go to prom with this girl who'd I really like a lot and I didn't because at the time I thought she was being really iffy about whether or not she was into me, so I didn't bother. I also needed to save money so I forewent going altogether. She then told me after the fact that I should have asked her >.<.

Just before heading off to school I went to a concert with her while she was going out with this guy she's been on and off with for a while now. He was there too, but he never invited her and so she went with me. He apparently got all pissed and didn't trust her. The night finished off really horribly with him accusing her of all sorts of things indirectly because of me although I didn't make a move and I was extremely chivalrous and all that good stuff. Long story short, he's a douche (for other reasons as well).

And now she's going out with him AGAIN, I really miss and like her, and I am really beginning to regret ever passing that stupid prom up.

And that's what I regret xD
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