#1
I enter those things all the time and I was wondering if people actually win or is it all a devious plot by the mole people
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#4
I won UG off of Roman Abramovich back in '89 in a guitar contest, then sold it to Eugeny Naidenov October 9th, 1998 for some Pokémon cards.
#8
Well, you just lost the contest to never ask about contest winners. Better luck next time, bud...
#9
I won sexiest female award, that count?
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Quote by OddOneOut
I seem to attract girls.
Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

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Being an idiot should be illegal too.
#10
Yes, I won once when I was young.

Nothing special.. Was a TV contest. I won Home Alone 2 on VHS and a teeshirt!
#11
Quote by undeadbot
hmmmm, isnt it weird that they never announce the winners ?
No, because they do.



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#12
Quote by undeadbot
hmmmm, isnt it weird that they never announce the winners ?


# Line 6 and Lacuna Coil contest winner is: Eugene Anderson.
# Bigelf contest winners are: Alex Pritchard, Sam Banasiak .
# Hed To Head Tour contest winner is: Dianne Hurley.
# Line 6 and The Donnas contest winner is: Amy Willingham.
# Anna Rose contest winners are: Alex McCreary, Mrs Bernard Yavitch.
# Behemoth contest winners are: grand prize - Mathew Thomas; runners up - Leo Gale, Tucker mcIntire, Chadwick Smith.
# U2 contest winner is: Andrew Huffman.
# Korg, Marshall, Vox contest winner is: Travis Cox.
# Line 6 contest winner is: Harvey Freeman.
# Planet Waves contest winners are: James Prato, Ginny Walker, Jamie Kyllo.


(http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/contests/)
#14
Quote by DieGarbageMan
c..ontestst?


wat.
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#17
Quote by Vauxite
estst?!
Yo dawg I heard you like estst so we estst estest in your estst so you can estest estest estest estest estest.
#18
Quote by ctb
Yo dawg I heard you like estst so we estst estest in your estst so you can estest estest estest estest estest.

Yo estest honey, I'm happy for you, and Imma let you finish, but WHUMP was the best UG joke of all time.

also, notice how the winners always have english names.
#19
Quote by CoreysMonster
Yo estest honey, I'm happy for you, and Imma let you finish, but WHUMP was the bestst UG joke of all time.

also, notice how the winners always have english names.


Eh!? EH!?

On topic, I've only entered one, which I didn't win.
#21
Appropriate avatar is appropriate, TS.

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#22
i enter everyone.. assuming the Lottery paradox isnt that paradoxical?
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#23
Yes I have, but I comment and even post pics in like everyone of these threads but jesus Im sick of seeing these every week. Search bar man, search bar..
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#24
Quote by CoreysMonster
Yo estest honey, I'm happy for you, and Imma let you finish, but WHUMP was the best UG joke of all time.


It was whomp.
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Now that is an epic win right there!!!!


I made an epic win
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#25
Quote by Venice King
I won sexiest female award, that count?
No way!!! That was me, bitch!

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#26
^ What's with the picture?
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Quote by OddOneOut
I seem to attract girls.
Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

Quote by IRISH_PUNK13
Being an idiot should be illegal too.
#27
The picture indicates an example of me slapping you. Because I am Batman and you are my sidekick, Robin, who went out of line and mentioned my dead parents.
#28
Quote by AngryGoldfish
The picture indicates an example of me slapping you. Because I am Batman and you are my sidekick, Robin, who went out of line and mentioned my dead parents.

I got the slap part but the speech was just all wrong and not funny.
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Quote by OddOneOut
I seem to attract girls.
Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

Quote by IRISH_PUNK13
Being an idiot should be illegal too.
#29
Quote by Venice King
I got the slap part but the speech was just all wrong and not funny.
It's not supposed to be funny in this context. o O

Nah seriously, it was the funniest slap picture I wanted to find. Don't winge and whine.
#30
Quote by AngryGoldfish
It's not supposed to be funny in this context. o O

Nah seriously, it was the funniest slap picture I wanted to find. Don't winge and whine.

Oh god, you're going to slap me again aren't you
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Quote by OddOneOut
I seem to attract girls.
Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

Quote by IRISH_PUNK13
Being an idiot should be illegal too.
#31
No way, you've had your fill. Once I've slapped you it actually signifies great affection and adoration. In other words... you are my young padawan.