#1
So pit, I ask, how much of a dumbass am I?

I work at Kenneth Cole, and even though it's a really nice store on the more pricey side, it's in a pretty sh*tty mall.

Anyways, today this guy comes in. Just an old looking guy, and I look at him because he looks familiar, so I go up to my assistant manager and I'm like "Is that Alice Cooper?" and she starts laughing and she's like "Of course not". So I go on with my day. I look over and the man is being rung up now, and another associate is shaking his hand.

I go up and he's like "Dude...that's Alice Cooper" and I was like "I know, it looks like him, huh?" and he's like "No, it IS him" and he shows me the receipt and the credit card is under the name "Alice Cooper".

So I see him about to leave, just looking at a bag by the front door, and I'm too scared to go say hi. Everyone working there at least got a chance to say hi and one guy actually talked sports with him, and I didn't meet him....FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU-
#3
Alice Cooper shops at KC? hahahaha
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#5
i believe he lives in AZ. my buddies dad's locker is right next to his in some golf club.
#6
Aww that sucks, he seemed so cool in Wayne's World... or was it Wayne's World 2?
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#8
Of course that wasn't him. How preposterous. I saw his head get cut off with my own two eyes.

But in all seriousness, man that sucks. At least you got to see him. And if anyone's a dumbass, it's your coworker that made you doubt it was him. =P
#9
wow!!! that really sucks haha, i would be bashing my head against the wall.


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#11
there goes your record deal....

sorry man

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#12
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Aww that sucks, he seemed so cool in Wayne's World... or was it Wayne's World 2?

He was in the first one, I would know, I just watched it!
It's aerosmith in the second one.

That sucks, though, you should've gone over and said hello. What did you have to lose?
#13
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He was in the first one, I would know, I just watched it!
It's aerosmith in the second one.

That sucks, though, you should've gone over and said hello. What did you have to lose?
That's been running through my head all day...
#16

Where you that wierd kid who kept staring at me? That was fawking wierd man...
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#17
Who the **** is Alice?
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#19
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Actually it's in Arizona, it's broadcasted nationwide if I'm not mistaken.



I misphrased that, I meant the show airs here in Texas. I didn't know where it was based.

It is a good show though.
#20
My friend did the same when she spotted a famous Irish singer in a pub one night. I went over and had a chat with him but she was too scared to join us.
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#21
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Didn't know he liked sports .


Alice Cooper is, I believe, almost at a world championship level in golf.

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#22
Mhmm I knew he was a great golfer. He does all sorts of charity events, doesn't he?
Even if you don't like his music, you can't deny that he isn't a fantastic example of not judging the book by its cover.
#23
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Mhmm I knew he was a great golfer. He does all sorts of charity events, doesn't he?
Even if you don't like his music, you can't deny that he isn't a fantastic example of not judging the book by its cover.


He really is, he has his own golf tournament. Which is... strangely rock n' roll, in it's own way


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#24
How long has Alice Cooper officially had his name "Alice Cooper", where it would appear on credit cards? He was born Vince something, so wouldn't that be the name that would go on stuff like that?

And I saw Cheech Marin at my work, so I win
#26
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You might get another chance, if he went there once he might come back.


Ahaha, that's a great caricature. Even kinda looks like Alice Cooper! Good job!
#27
Biggest FML story ever. Sorry bro.
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#28
OMG!! I would kill for the chance to meet The Coop! You should have manned up and talked to him...
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#29
You realise what we SHOULD be reading about is how you met Alice Cooper today and hit it off great....