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well Pit, i decided to walk down to the gas station at the end of my road today. i get up to the register to ring up my stuff(a couple bags of chips) and the lady puts my stuff in one of those bags they use to hold alcohol. as i was walking out of the store i was getting a bunch of "OMG WTF YOUR TOO YOUNG TO BUY ALCOOHL H4X!!!!!!one!!" looks. I am 14 and look 12, and i felt really awkward.

post your stupid cashier stories here (not the stories where they messed up your order, but just general stupidity like the example above.
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#5
I was at a gas station and I bought a Monster using a 10. Then she gave me, like, 6 dollars back in change and I said, "Excuse me... I gave you a 20." and she gave me another 10 in change. Happiest day of my life, except for the fact that I lost Karma.
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I was at a gas station and I bought a Monster using a 10. Then she gave me, like, 6 dollars back in change and I said, "Excuse me... I gave you a 20." and she gave me another 10 in change. Happiest day of my life, except for the fact that I lost Karma.


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so she is stupid because she used a bag you didnt like?

...What? Quit trying to act smart. Obviously she shouldn't have used the alcohol bag. You just HAVE to disagree with the TS, don't you? ¬.¬

However, TS, you should have pointed out to the cashier that she used the wrong bag. Which makes you looks pretty damn stupid as well.
Last edited by Beerad1337 at Oct 11, 2009,
#11
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EDIT: One higher

The thing that made me the happpiest was I honestly thought that I had paid with a 20, until I walked outside and thought "Hey, I paid with a ten. I should probably go tell her..... Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh." It's a rough economy man, you gotta take whatever you can get.

Edit: Wow, I just realised how much the fact that I bought a monster adds to the douchiness. I might as well have been wearing a backwards cap and blaring Disturbed from my IPod.

Editedit: Phhhhh, which I totally wasn't
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The thing that made me the happpiest was I honestly thought that I had paid with a 20, until I walked outside and thought "Hey, I paid with a ten. I should probably go tell her..... Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh." It's a rough economy man, you gotta take whatever you can get.



You should also not be a douche
#13
Quote by gridlockSG400
I was at a gas station and I bought a Monster using a 10. Then she gave me, like, 6 dollars back in change and I said, "Excuse me... I gave you a 20." and she gave me another 10 in change. Happiest day of my life, except for the fact that I lost Karma.

fallout reference FTW
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Quote by Beerad1337
...What? Quit trying to act smart. Obviously she shouldn't have used the alcohol bag. You just HAVE to disagree with the TS, don't you? ¬.¬

However, TS, you should have pointed out to the cashier that she used the wrong bag. Which makes you looks pretty damn stupid as well.


haha im too non-confrontational to have said anything, she looked drunk/high, and there was a scary looking guy behind me who might have shanked me if i took too long
#15
youre a fucking idiot
she could have not put it in a bag
or refused you service.
or actually done something wrong
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#17
I gave the cashier at KFC a 50 dollar bill and she gave me back $52.32
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youre a fucking idiot
she could have not put it in a bag
or refused you service.
or actually done something wrong


i actually had to request a bag, thank you.

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Perhaps they were out of the regular type of bag and she had to give you an alcohol one.


nope, the guy behind me walked out with a plastic one.
#19
I am a cashier at a pharmacy. Worst thing I know is stupid costumers.
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fallout reference FTW

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#21
perhaps people should refrain from making dead-end threads to feel like they are a part of some virtual community, go out and get a F***ING life

you may be 14, but surely at some point you gotta wake up and ask yourself, why the **** do we care about what bag you carry your $hit home in
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perhaps people should refrain from making dead-end threads to feel like they are a part of some virtual community, go out and get a F***ING life

you may be 14, but surely at some point you gotta wake up and ask yourself, why the **** do we care about what bag you carry your $hit home in


i actually do have a life, i just have nothing to do today. i think this is only the 2nd thread i have ever made, and i have been a member of the site for over a year now. so GTFO
#24
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It's a brown bag not an alcohol bag. You're the idiot.


it wasn't a regular brown bag, it was one those tall skinny ones. and pretty much everyone knows that if you walk out of a gas station with one of those there is most likely alcohol in it.
#25
My friends and I had a ton of coupons for KFC. There's ten of us. We get 80+ dollars worth of food and we give coupons so it ends up being about 20 dollars only.
...he didn't rip any coupons off and we didn't realize until we were at home:
"Say wasnt this whole left column there before?"
"wait wtf we just used those..." 0_o

yeah true story
#26
One day at the school canteen I bought a drink using 10 dollars and I got $18 change, except I told her (political and moral reasons obviously).
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#27
I'm a cashier, at a gas station... the worst thing is snobby customers, and people who come in and think that just because your behind the cash, at a gas station, somehow means that they're better than you in every possible way and that 'we' live to serve them, and make sure that we bend over backwards in the process... So she gave you the wrong bag? why is it such a big deal, honestly.
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I gave the cashier at KFC a 50 dollar bill and she gave me back $52.32


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#29
I work as a cashier at a gas station. Some dumbass kid comes in with his fly open and a stupid look on his face. He might be retarded or something, idk. He bought a couple of bags of chips. I put them in the kind of bag we usually use for alcohol. No big deal, really. They're just bags, after all.

So when the dumbass exits the store, people are looking at him like he's strange or something. Here's a retarded kid, about 12 years old, with his zipper down, apparently walking out with booze. You should have seen the looks. Lulz ensued. It's likely the little maggot raced home to post the story on the internet. He was just that pathetic.
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#30
She probably ran out of proper bags so had to use that one. Why does it matter? I used to work at a petrol station and because management was trying to be "eco-friendly" with bags etc, we had a short supply and were always running out. Get over it, TS, if that's the most embarrassment you ever feel as a teen you'll be the luckiest kid alive.
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#31
There's some ancient lady that works at the Skyline by my school. She takes so long to ring up an order, I've had 5 people pay for theirs in the time it takes her to ring up mine.
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#32
Quote by gridlockSG400
I was at a gas station and I bought a Monster using a 10. Then she gave me, like, 6 dollars back in change and I said, "Excuse me... I gave you a 20." and she gave me another 10 in change. Happiest day of my life, except for the fact that I lost Karma.


Monsters are 4 dollars where you live? Wtf.
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Monsters are 4 dollars where you live? Wtf.
Monster:

Costs $4 and 30 minutes off your lifespan.
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I work as a cashier at a gas station. Some dumbass kid comes in with his fly open and a stupid look on his face. He might be retarded or something, idk. He bought a couple of bags of chips. I put them in the kind of bag we usually use for alcohol. No big deal, really. They're just bags, after all.

So when the dumbass exits the store, people are looking at him like he's strange or something. Here's a retarded kid, about 12 years old, with his zipper down, apparently walking out with booze. You should have seen the looks. Lulz ensued. It's likely the little maggot raced home to post the story on the internet. He was just that pathetic.




ok i know that was an obvious shot at me but that was hilarious
#35
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Monster:

Costs $4 and 30 minutes off your lifespan.

They're like 3.30$ it's incredibly retarded. And it's a delicious 30 minutes off of my lifespan. I don't care. I use teflon pans, I'm so badass. My eggs give me cancer now.
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#36
Damn! Monsters and rockstars are only about $1.67 with tax where I buy them here.

30 minute reduction in life span? Show me proof.
#37
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I am a cashier at a pharmacy. Worst thing I know is stupid costumers.




I'm a cashier at a grocery store, and I completely agree.
#38
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I'm a cashier at a grocery store, and I completely agree.


i get that people in general are stupid, and that both cashiers and people have to deal with stupid people/cashiers. in fact, the girl who normally runs that cash register there is very nice and we talk a lot, not to mention that she never does anything stupid to my purchases.

its just this woman made a mistake that put me in a less than favorable situation, and that is not good customer service.
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Quote by SMB13


I'm a cashier at a grocery store, and I completely agree.

Me as well.

I had some douche try to pull that I gave you a 20 thing on me. I made the manager count my till and made him look like an idiot, due to him yelling at me the whole time.

Seriously though, people have the idea that cashiers are stupid, no idea why.

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its just this woman made a mistake that put me in a less than favorable situation, and that is not good customer service.


That is good customer service. Poor customer service would be breaking your chips. Poor customer service would be being disrespectful. You're just trying to act cool over an internet forum.
Last edited by icaneatcatfood at Oct 11, 2009,
#40
Quote by lateraluspiral
youre a fucking idiot
she could have not put it in a bag
or refused you service.
or actually done something wrong

wow.... a tool fan who's a complete asshole? i don't believe it.....

me and my friend go to the gas station to get change for a $20, my friend goes in asks for a $10 and two $5's, he comes back out with two $10's and two $5's.....
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