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Okay, isn't it weird when your friends' parents kiss in front of you? I find it weird, making out in front of you is even weirder...

But one of my best friends have some really creepy parents. See, her parents are MORE THAN WILLING to have sex in front of her AND her friends. Isn't that some form of abuse?

Discuss.
#4
You mean, they actually had sex in front of their daughter's friends? Isn't that illegal?

Even if it isn't, it's sick.
#6
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But one of my best friends have some really creepy parents. See, her parents are MORE THAN WILLING to have sex in front of her AND her friends. Isn't that some form of abuse?

Discuss.


Abuse? Probably. Damned kinky? Definitely.
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Isn't that some form of abuse?


Only if they don't offer for her to join in.
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You mean, they actually had sex in front of their daughter's friends? Isn't that illegal?

Even if it isn't, it's sick.

They've threatened to. Many, many times...I was just too disturbed to sit there and see if they'd do it...they are more than willing to make out in front of me though...I was there...I know...
#12
I will so mess with my kid like that as well, it would go as follows. Kid: You don't understand me and you never listen to me, I hate you, I hate all of you, I wish I had never been born!" Me: "Well you were conceived doggy style ass hole, on the kitchen table, how you like them apples! *proceeds to have ostentatious sex in front of child*: Yeah, kids will be fun, they're there for your entertainment.

In all seriousness though, so what, they're people too. As for the sex part, well yeah that is a little fvcked up.
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But one of my best friends have some really creepy parents. See, her parents are MORE THAN WILLING to have sex in front of her AND her friends. Isn't that some form of abuse?

Man, I'd love to sleepover at their place. Are they hot? Would they mind me just standing in the corner do you reckon?

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But one of my best friends have some really creepy parents. See, her parents are MORE THAN WILLING to have sex in front of her AND her friends. Isn't that some form of abuse?
Only if the parents didn't supply hot buttered popcorn for the kids while they watched.

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Only if the parents didn't supply hot buttered popcorn for the kids while they watched.




Mmm, the thought of hot butter, melting slowly. Slipping, sliding... like the rhythmic entwining of skin on ski-

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it's sick.


in a cool way right? like wicked?
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The man is fat and the woman is...ew...


Way to kill a perfectly nice erection
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I will so mess with my kid like that as well, it would go as follows. Kid: You don't understand me and you never listen to me, I hate you, I hate all of you, I wish I had never been born!" Me: "Well you were conceived doggy style ass hole, on the kitchen table, how you like them apples! *proceeds to have ostentatious sex in front of child*: Yeah, kids will be fun, they're there for your entertainment.

In all seriousness though, so what, they're people too. As for the sex part, well yeah that is a little fvcked up.




Aside from the fact that you would create an extremely disturbed child, with possible oedipus based serial killer complex, this is a great idea!
Kids nowadays have no respect...
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I hate it when my friends watch my parents make out.
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#34
I make out in front of my parents ALL the time


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#38
I don't see anything wrong with kissing in front of the kids, but sex is disgusting.
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They've threatened to. Many, many times...I was just too disturbed to sit there and see if they'd do it...they are more than willing to make out in front of me though...I was there...I know...

See now that's different. That's like my dad threatening to come to my birthday party in his underwear. I'm sure it's a joke. If not, no pics no proof
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