#1
Post your favorite parodoxes here, such as this one:

The next sentence tells the truth. The previous sentence tells a lie.
#2
This thread is awesome. That was not a lie.

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#3


EDIT: Damn
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#5
lemme think a sec...

This one:
If there is an exception to every rule, then every rule must have at least one exception; the exception to this one being that it has no exception.

Or....

This one:
On his 30th birthday, a man who wishes to build a time machine is visited by a future version of himself. This future self explains to him that he should not worry about designing the time machine, as he has done it in the future. The man receives the schematics from his future self and starts building the time machine. Time passes until he finally completes the time machine. He then uses it to travel back in time to his 30th birthday, where he gives the schematics to his past self, closing the loop. Of course, the schematics must have come from somewhere.
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#7
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This thread is awesome. That was not a lie.

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#8
From Pinocchio: 'This sentence will make my nose grow'





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#10
^ The paradox box reminds me off MC Eschers "Waterfall" drawing


and the lego version

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#15
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#16
"It is opposite day today, I am not lying".

/thread.
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#17
"I have no home to go to. But I can call whichever place I go to, home"
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i've yet to see somebody overthink something as incredibly as you just have

#18
I am lying.


Cheese has holes.

The more cheese you have, the more holes you have.

The more holes you have, the less cheese you have.

Therefore, more cheese = less cheese.


To make peace, we must go to war.


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#19
Not really a Paradox, but still pretty cool

War doesn't determine who is right, War determines who is left.
#21
The beginning of The Departed where the mob boss says, "I did good in school too. They call that a paradox."
I woke up this morning and I got myself a beer. The future's uncertain and the end is always near.

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#22
This has been done before, search for it.
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#23
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That bummed me out.
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


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#24
I don't know, but whoever came up with the philosoraptor is almost as much a genius as Bill Bailey for coming up with hameras. The best portmantau I can come up with is an igloo made of ham called a pigloo
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#27
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Cheese has holes.

The more holes you have, the less cheese you have.

The more cheese you have, the more holes you have.

Therefore, the more cheese you have, the less cheese you have.



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#28
Complete thoughts are paradox's, all of them. Ever.
There is a war going on for your mind.

If you are thinking, you are winning.


Resistance is victory.


We are building up a new world.
Do not sit idly by.
#29
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