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#1
Allright check this one out guys.
Today i was at a football game and saw this hot chick who looked about 19, say a year older than me. so i wanted to talk to her but blanked, so i asked my bud what i should say, his response:"ask her"...so i did
"Excuse me, could you help me with something..."

"What is it"

"say you were this gorgeous guy with amazing hair right, and you see this hot girl in a very flattering aeropostale shirt(believe me, VERY FLATTERING!) at a football game, what would you say to talk to start a conversation with her"

she immediately quips straight face "Skip the conversation and ask her to F***"

...we F***** in the parking lot... okay just kidding about that last part but i got her number
My new favorite pickup line

Whats yours???
Last edited by megagage at Oct 12, 2009,
#2
How you doin'?
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#3
Haha damn dude
I woke up this morning and I got myself a beer. The future's uncertain and the end is always near.

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#8
got any mexican in you? want any?
Traynor YCV50 Blue
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Dunlop Slash Wah
EH Deluxe Memory Boy
Moen Jimi Vibe
Danelectro Cool Cat Fuzz
Zvex Vexter Fuzz Factory
VHT 2x12 w/ V30's
#9
Psh how do we know she wasn't a desperate uggo? I'm not taking your word for it, TS

Pics of girl or GTFO

Gear:
'50s National Archtop
Squier Classic Vibe '60s Tele
Squier Affinity Strat
Gibson Melody Maker
Vox AC-15
50s Stella Parlor Acoustic

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I was there
#10
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Seymour Duncans?





LOL!
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#11
Aren't there already a few threads on this?
LOYAL?
HARD WORKING?
FULLY EXPENDABLE?


THE EMPIRE NEEDS YOU!
IT'S NOT ABOUT PAY, IT'S ABOUT CRUSHING THE REBELLION
#12
suck it bitch,
thats how to get the fine ho's


i dont use pick up lines
#13
Well, I don't know if you can call it a pickup line but...

*after talking to the girl*
Me: You're a such a cool girl (rather she it or not) and you're hot/cute to boot. I haven't met him yet or know the guy, but I really envy and hate your boyfriend right now
Girl: (hopefully she will say) But I don't have one
Me: ???????

Never got that far
#15
*searches for a photograph of a bunch of pickup trucks lined up*

I don't use pickup lines.
"The future's uncertain, and The End is always near."
-Jim Morrison
Last edited by SlinkyBlue at Oct 12, 2009,
#16
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got any mexican in you? want any?

i literally LOL'd
#17
How many girls does it take to screw in a light bulb.

Only you baby... <3
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#18
Quote by ShallowEndings
That's your pickup line? Does it work?


-_-
I see how it is.
LOYAL?
HARD WORKING?
FULLY EXPENDABLE?


THE EMPIRE NEEDS YOU!
IT'S NOT ABOUT PAY, IT'S ABOUT CRUSHING THE REBELLION
#21
I can't remember if it was here or somewhere else but it was a thread about drunk driving, if you get stopped by a female cop: "Sorry, I can't drive around you because I find you intoxicating"
#22
Quote by TheReverend724
Wanna come ever for some sex and pizza?
What? You don't like pizza?


or

Hey baby, how bout I insert my Entry-Plug into your Eva?


at the eva one. Probably because I just finished watching Evangelion.
#23
Let's not turn this rape into murder.
Blog Of Awesome UGers.
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I seem to attract girls.
Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

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Being an idiot should be illegal too.
#24
Me: "Why was 6 afraid of 7?'

Girl: "Why?"

Me: "I was just gonna say the pickup line, but then I noticed your boobs, and they're all that I can think about"
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I love you.



#25
After a chatting with a girl for a few moments

Sooooo.....ever tried rimming
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btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




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#26
What's cooking, good looking?


....it never works. i get girls more easily without pickup lines
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i've yet to see somebody overthink something as incredibly as you just have

#29
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Good idea. Brb, gettin gurls.

Blog Of Awesome UGers.
Quote by OddOneOut
I seem to attract girls.
Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

Quote by IRISH_PUNK13
Being an idiot should be illegal too.
#33
Quote by captaincrunk
If I asked you to go home with me tonight would your answer be the same as it is to this question?



Bollocks, beat me to it.
#34
Quote by captaincrunk
If I asked you to go home with me tonight would your answer be the same as it is to this question?

Blog Of Awesome UGers.
Quote by OddOneOut
I seem to attract girls.
Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

Quote by IRISH_PUNK13
Being an idiot should be illegal too.
#35
Turning them around is good for a laugh e.g.

'Are you tired? You've been running through my mind all night... screaming'

'Was your daddy a thief? You have the shifty air of thiefbreed about you'

haha, I didn't make them up, but they are hilarious
O what a disgrace if such a despised and base race, which worships demons, should conquer a people which has the faith of omnipotent God and is made glorious with the name of Christ!

The music winners listen to
#36
"Get your coat I have a knife".
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#37
Alright, trade secret time 'cos this has worked several times.
'Have you got a license for those?'
I pick up my guitar and play
Just like Yesterday

T C Ellis Series 2 LP w/Skatterbrane Quiescence pups
Cort EVL-K6
Yamaha RGX211 modded
H&S Electric 12-string
Shaftsbury Ricki 4001
'84 Fender Yale
Roland Cube 15x

#38
do you work at subway, cuz ur givin me a footlong.
watsup? nm, just looking for a fire extinguisher. Why? cuz im burning for you
are u wearing space pants, cuz ur ass is out of this world
is that a mirror in ur pocket, cuz i can totaly see myself in ur pants

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
Tom Morello -
Every day on the street I have people coming up me and going, “Dude, I kicked your ass at Guitar Hero!” I’m like, “Yes, it’s a video game. You should get out more.”

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