#1
To have a dick so big that it dwarfs your feet?
Me and a friend were talking and she said that i had big feet, i replied well they look smaller with my rather large sexual organ next to them, she didn't believe me.
I mean come on, why wouldn't you just take my word for it?
So asked her if she wanted to see and she got all nasty with me.


has anyone been called a liar when they know they are right?


#3
TS has a small dick that he likes to rub with his feet.
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#5
TS is a sexpest with a small dick and a foot fetish
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#6
TS has a big dick.
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#8
TS has a big ego.
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#9
Nope, sorry. Women never question me when I tell them about my large dick.
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#10
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this.

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you still have zoiiidbeeeerg
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#12
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this.

You do realise your friend in question never asked to know the size of your (most likely tiny) penis and neither did an internet forum full of guys. Go away.
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#13
You know, there was a study in...Scandiswedeland...that said that the bigger you say your dick is, the smaller it gets. And no, it doesn't work the other way around.
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#14
Pics or you're lying.
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You do realise your friend in question never asked to know the size of your (most likely tiny) penis and neither did an internet forum full of guys. Go away.


Well she asked me about my feet, and them being dwarfed is on subject i did nothing wrong.
you have never seen my penis how did you know.
#17
I think you're trying you're best to bloat about something you're really proud of to a bunch of teenagers on a guitar-based website, but in reality, nobody really cares.
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#18
Or TS is a troll.
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#19
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Well she asked me about my feet, and them being dwarfed is on subject i did nothing wrong.
you have never seen my penis how did you know.
so it is tiny? your tiny penis dwarfs your presumably microscopic little hooves?
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#20
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I think you're trying you're best to bloat about something you're really proud of to a bunch of teenagers on a guitar-based website, but in reality, nobody really cares.


Well i googled to find a website for long shlong members only but it failed me.
I figure since everyone here likes me so much i would post here:3
#22
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Well she asked me about my feet, and them being dwarfed is on subject i did nothing wrong.
you have never seen my penis how did you know.

Oh that's fair, just the other day when I was buying a pair of shoes and I asked the store assistant " Do you have these display shoes but in a bigger size?" he replied " Why yes we do." and ofcourse at that point I just had to tell him about my 8 inch penis, it's like an unwritten social law....Oh wait, you're just a sexpest.
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#23
Face it TS you have a tiny penis.

And what Venice King said.
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#25
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Oh that's fair, just the other day when I was buying a pair of shoes and I asked the store assistant " Do you have these display shoes but in a bigger size?" he replied " Why yes we do." and ofcourse at that point I just had to tell him about my 8 inch penis, it's like an unwritten social law....Oh wait, you're just a sexpest.


8 inches? how in the hell would you pull that off?
at least make it believable lol.
#26
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8 inches? how in the hell would you pull that off?
at least make it believable lol.

... Is that really all you got out of my point? The actual number? Wow I think we just found another one of your body parts to be under sized - Your brain.
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#27
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8 inches? how in the hell would you pull that off?
at least make it believable lol.


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#28
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8 inches? how in the hell would you pull that off?
at least make it believable lol.


But for your penis to dwarf your feet it would have to be bigger than your feet, so it would need to be at least 8"

Or did I read something wrong?
#29
I don't really get what's going on here. The title asks a question. But you just posted a pointless unfunny story.
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#31
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... Is that really all you got out of my point? The actual number? Wow I think we just found another one of your body parts to be under sized - Your brain.


Well you were talking about shoes so i was like i wear slippers this is irrelevant to me.
so thats really the only part i read.