Poll: How were you concieved?
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View poll results: How were you concieved?
They told me...
10 12%
They haven't told me...
68 84%
DUDE! i so have to go find out now!
3 4%
Voters: 81.
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#4
No, they haven't, and assuming I wasn't killed outright by the sheer horror of having my parents talk to me about where, when and how they had sex, I'd punch them in the mouth before I let them complete such a tale.
I don't want to know.
#6
Nope, just seems like a weird topic...

My friends birthday is 14th of November though... You do the math on that one.
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#8
No and honestly my parents hate each other so much that I don't want to know what compelled them to fuck each other in the first place.

I'm betting it was LSD though.
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#9
Well my mom's catholic and they got married not that long before my mom had me so I could only guess.

I'm an accident ._.
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No and honestly my parents hate each other so much that I don't want to know what compelled them to fuck each other in the first place.

I'm betting it was LSD though.

You're the product of an LSD binge? You're like a Hendrix album
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#12
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Have your parents ever told you how you were concieved? Do you think this is wrong?

My parents told me that i was conceived in celebration of completing a Mario game on the SNES. I believe that is why i am so awesome.



Why would I want to know this for? I'd always try to avoid this type of conversation. Although if I was to ask, I think they'd say that they are now thinking that my conception was a mistake
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Have your parents ever told you how you were concieved? Do you think this is wrong?

My parents told me that i was conceived in celebration of completing a Mario game on the SNES. I believe that is why i am so awesome.

You're too young to talk to people on the internet.
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Also, lol at the the poll, which is currently shaped like a crude drawing of a c0ck and balls.
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you are indeed awsome

and whats with all the toy story avatars?

Trailer for Toy Story 3 is on the internet, and everyone is copying me.


because I told them to.
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#17
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My parents told me that i was conceived in celebration of completing a Mario game on the SNES.



Your parents are the kind of folks who have celebratory sex over everything, aren't they?
#18
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Well my mom's catholic and they got married not that long before my mom had me so I could only guess.

I'm an accident ._.


I'm pretty sure I'm an accident as well.
My arents are catholic, I was born 3 months after they got married and at the time both my parents were in uni and without a job, my dad got a job 2 months later.

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#19
Who can blame them? Have you seen his mom 0.0? Jk, my friend, Jk. It is an atrocious topic to talk to your parents about though.
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#20
the rhythm method....
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#22
I was told I was the only planned child

...but there is 5 other children in my family
#23
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I was told I was the only planned child

...but there is 5 other children in my family

Either your parents suck at using condoms or they had a really long string of bad luck with condoms.
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#25
My mum always talks about stuff like that Apparently I was conceived in the same bed I was born in (which she thinks is 'poetic'), and more disturbingly my brother was conceived in an orchard..
#27
I'm 19. They've been married for 20 years now. My best guess is...

Shotgun Wedding.
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#28
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Nope, just seems like a weird topic...

My friends birthday is 14th of November though... You do the math on that one.



awww...Valentine's Day. That's kinda cute.
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nope its based about the womens period and when she's least likely to be fertile


proven as the worst form of contraception
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#30
Yeah. I was conceived on a holiday in Wales. Wales!
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#31
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nope its based about the womens period and when she's least likely to be fertile


proven as the worst form of contraception
You know what a crap joke is, right?

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Yeah. I was conceived on a holiday in Wales. Wales!

As if there's anything else to do in Wales. Apart from sheep.
#34
It's not the sort of thing you'd want to hear in graphic detail really, is it?
#35
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#36
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My parents told me that i was conceived in celebration of completing a Mario game on the SNES. I believe that is why i am so awesome.
If I concieved a child everytime I completed a mario game I'd have at least 7 kids by now

you've got to be a pretty shit gamer if completing a mario game is worthy of such a celebration.
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#37
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My mum always talks about stuff like that Apparently I was conceived in the same bed I was born in (which she thinks is 'poetic'), and more disturbingly my brother was conceived in an orchard..


*Shakes finger* Outdoor sex = win.

I have no idea where/when/why I was conceived. I'd guess my sister was around Valentine's day though, her Bday's 20th November.
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My birthday is 3rd of September, so I'm assuming New Year's Eve frivolity.
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