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#1
Im quitting my job tonight and I need to turn in a letter of resignation. What is a really funny way to write it? I work as a manager at a movie theater.
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#2
Fin.
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#3
I quit hahahahhaha

Oh and don't say anything stupid. You are going to want to keep them on good terms for a reference.
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#5
I quit.

p.s:I had sex with your daughter.
Yes, the infant.
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#7
I

Quite enjoyed this job
Until
I
T
ook a shit in the popcorn.

EDIT:
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Write out a bunch of credits.


This is better, do this.
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#8
No mas

No mas

and wave your hands like you don't want any more.
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#9
Write "I quit" on your chest. Dance around naked, and film it. Then play it in the middle of the next midnight premier....
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#11
I used to work at a restaurant, and this guy I know quit by tearing off a piece of cardboard from a box of fries and writing, 'This is my two weeks notice - Greg', on it. He then put it in the office, after booking the next two weeks off.
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#12
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"Take this job, and shove it up my ass."
Shove your letter of resignation up his arse.



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#13
Quote by icaneatcatfood
Write out a bunch of credits.


That's great
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#14
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I quit hahahahhaha

Oh and don't say anything stupid. You are going to want to keep them on good terms for a reference.


This.

EDIT: steal movie passes too though. Many movie passes. Many, many movie passes.
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#15
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Write "I quit" on your chest. Dance around naked, and film it. Then play it in the middle of the next midnight premier....


I love this idea.

You should do this, if you don't care about being on good terms with your former boss.
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#17
Quote by GeeDee
I used to work at a restaurant, and this guy I know quit by tearing off a piece of cardboard from a box of fries and writing, 'This is my two weeks notice - Greg', on it. He then put it in the office, after booking the next two weeks off.



nice...
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#19
Hire a fat lady who will sing, then just walk out.
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#21
Quote by CFH82
I

Quite enjoyed this job
Until
I
T
ook a shit in the popcorn.


Stupid, but I laughed at it for like 30 seconds













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#22
I have

Quite a serious case of the AIDS, therefore I must
Ultimately say goodbye to you and your fine establishment.
I bid you farewell, for
Tomorrow is just one day closer to my last.
#23
Tell the boss "So I heard you like to do shrooms. Wanna do some sometime?"
An hour later, come with the word "I QUIT" written on your dick and give the boss a purple mushroom to the face.
#24
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I quit.

p.s:I had sex with your daughter.
Yes, the infant.


+1 because no one else wants to
#25
I quit. Signed MacBeth

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#27
"**** this!"
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#30
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Paint it on your chest then run out of the theater screaming, headbanging to Queen.


Thatguywiththeglasses ftw
#31
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I

Quite enjoyed this job
Until
I
T
ook a shit in the popcorn.



.....

I'm sigging this
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#32
Just walk in naked with "I Quit" on your chest

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#33
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Hire a fat lady who will sing, then just walk out.


Even better, roll a clip of a fat lady singing in the middle of an exciting movie premiere. Finish the clip with this small note: "I quit. P.S.: The main character dies at the end."


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#34
Tell him you're done working there and proceed to take a piss into one of the projectors.
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#35
Dude you should either

walk out at the start of a film in front of the screen announce how **** the place is


or....put a song on youtube telling your boss to fk off
#36
Take this job and shove it
I ain't working here no more
My woman done left and took all the reasons
I was working for
You better not try to stand in my way
As im a walking out the door.
Take this job and shove it
I ain't working here no more

Ive been workin in this factory
From now on fifteen years
All this time I watched my woman
Drowning in a pool of tears
And Ive seen a lot of good folk die
Who had a lot of bills to pay
I'd give the shirt right off of my back
If I had the nerve to say

Take this job and shove it
I ain't working here no more
My woman done left and took all the reasons
I was working for
You better not try to stand in my way
As im a walking out the door.
Take this job and shove it
I ain't working here no more


Well that foreman, hes a regular dog
The line boss, hes a fool
Got a brand new flat-top haircut
Lord, he thinks hes cool
One of these days, Im gonna blow my top
And that sucker, hes gonna pay
Lord I cant wait to see their faces
When I get up the nerve to say

Take this job and shove it
I ain't working here no more
My woman done left and took all the reasons
I was working for
You better not try to stand in my way
As im a walking out the door.
Take this job and shove it
I ain't working here no more
#37
Hello, I wish to register a complaint.

It's not pinning, it's passed on. This job is no more. It has ceased, to be. It's expired and gone to meet it's maker. This is a late job. It's a stiff, bereft of life, it rests in peace. If you hadn't nailed me to the perch, I would be pushing up the daisies.

It's rung down the curtains and joined the choir invisible.

This.. is an ex-job.
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#40
And now for corny comedy, here's another, this time a song parody of a comedy song;

This was a triumph
I'm leaving a note here, on your desk
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction

*Movie theater name here*
We do what we must, because we can
For the good of all of us
Except the ones that we pay

But there's no sense crying over every mistake,
You just keep on trying til' you run out of cake,
And the movie gets done,
and you shout out your lungs
At the people that you still employ

I'm not even angry
I'm being so sincere right now
Even though you broke my spirits and killed my dreams

And torn into pieces
And threw every film into a fire
As they burned it hurt because
I was so happy with me

Now these strips of film make a beautiful line
And I'm out of this hellhole I'm reclaiming my life
So I'm glad the movies burned, think of all the things I showed
To the people that you still employ

Go ahead and suck me
I think I'd prefer to have my life
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you

Maybe black mesa
That was a joke
Haha, fat chance

Anyway, this popcorn is great
It's so salty and warm

Look at me still talking when there's flaunting to do
When I look in here it makes me glad I'm not you
I've got marathons to run, there is songwriting to be done
For the people you no longer employ

Believe me I am not employed
I'm dancing around and I'm unemployed
I feel fantastic and I'm unemployed
And when you're dying I'll be unemployed
And when you're dead I'll be unemployed
Unemployed
Unemployed
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