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A Cat is on the ground breathing very heAVILY LYING ON IT'S SIDE aND i DON'T know what to do, blood is coming out of it;'s mouth there is no vets around for a very long way. Quick please.
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#3
That cat must be feline pretty down...

You should call a vet right meow...

He's probably holding onto life by a whisker...
#6
Get your ass to a neighbor and ask for him to run it to the vet.
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#7
Lol nya~...


Enough puns...


Take it to a vet!!!


Or it my be havin' babies!!!


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#8
we live in a small town where there is no vets for a long time and if I were to move it I Assume it would be hurt. I think it might be dyoing thias is serious help please
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#10
Decapitate, right now.

Not joking, if you can't get it to a vet, kill it asap, decapitation is probably the most painless.
#13
Quote by Nemo306
we live in a small town where there is no vets for a long time and if I were to move it I Assume it would be hurt. I think it might be dyoing thias is serious help please


Google **** up man.

Don't look towards the pit.
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#16
It isn't my cat I'm babysitting my little cousin I don't know what she did because i WAS EWATChing the other two and she came cryiing, ive calmed her down but I don't know how to handle this cat, the pit is the only place I could think to ask.
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#18
Quote by Nemo306
It isn't my cat I'm babysitting my little cousin I don't know what she did because i WAS EWATChing the other two and she came cryiing, ive calmed her down but I don't know how to handle this cat, the pit is the only place I could think to ask.




Stop dOING THis please it's reallY GETTINg annoYINg.
#21
Quote by Nemo306
It isn't my cat I'm babysitting my little cousin I don't know what she did because i WAS EWATChing the other two and she came cryiing, ive calmed her down but I don't know how to handle this cat, the pit is the only place I could think to ask.


I refuse to help you due to the fact that you type like a ****ing retarded monkey.

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#22
Um that cat be dead
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#23
what the heck are you doing on the pit, first thing that should come to you is to take it to a vet
#25
If anything is lying on it's side and spitting out blood, it's probably dying. Your cat is no exeption.

Sorry man, i don't no what else to tell you. Just get the kids to bed and tell them it'll be allright before this night becomes a complete CATastrophe.....



I'm actually ashamed of myself.

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#26
Mouth to mouth, same as humans 30 presses to 2 breaths, make sure you cup the entire face, nose and mouth! QUICKLY!
#27
I don't think it's going to make it there's nothing I can do. The reason for that was because imon a lap;top, caps lock is right beside the a key.|
Thanks for trying to help those that did and the others, you should really feel sick about yourselves, there's a living crerature dying and you use it as a chance to tell a joke, it's ****ing sick.
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#28
So you left the cat outside and went into your house and went on the computer




Even worse to the pit
#30
Quote by Jiggzy.UK
If anything is lying on it's side and spitting out blood, it's probably dying. Your cat is no exeption.

Sorry man, i don't no what else to tell you. Just get the kids to bed and tell them it'll be allright before this night becomes a complete CATastrophe.....



I'm actually ashamed of myself.
Unless it's a sideways vagina.

Is the cat dead yet?



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#31
Quote by EuBoat
Unless it's a sideways vagina.

Is the cat dad yet?

no the cats dad has not returned yet
#33
Quote by Nemo306
I don't think it's going to make it there's nothing I can do. The reason for that was because imon a lap;top, caps lock is right beside the a key.|
Thanks for trying to help those that did and the others, you should really feel sick about yourselves, there's a living crerature dying and you use it as a chance to tell a joke, it's ****ing sick.


caps lock is next to a key on any keyboard...


wat

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#34
No vet,no help..

Take it out back and shoot him.
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#35
Quote by NinjaSlayHuman
Pics or it didn't happen.


The pit has no ****ing emotion, stop trying to be cool and help if not shut the **** up
#36
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no the cats dad has not returned yet
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#38
Quote by EuBoat
Unless it's a sideways vagina.



Touche, EuBoat.

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#39
Is the cat still alive or is it dead yet?
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#40
Quote by Pipsicles
Mouth to mouth, same as humans 30 presses to 2 breaths, make sure you cup the entire face, nose and mouth! QUICKLY!


Don't do that.


Once again, kill it, you're being cruel if you do otherwise.
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