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my birthday is saturday and my girlfriend insists on getting me something. i dont want much, and my parents are getting me the 3 things i asked for. so what should i ask for from her? and please nothing stupid.


EDIT: im already getting sex, so thats taken care of.
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#3
Her soul.
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#6
Quote by hendrix_128
my birthday is saturday and my girlfriend insists on getting me something. i dont want much, and my parents are getting me the 3 things i asked for. so what should i ask for from her? and please nothing stupid.

You're parents are getting you sex?

Creepy parents, bro.
#8
All her hair, in a tiny little jar.

I mean all .
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This. Seriously.
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#12
On an actual serious note, just ask for the day with her, that's all i'd ask for personally lol.
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#13
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On an actual serious note, just ask for the day with her, that's all i'd ask for personally lol.

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#16
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#17
Any gear you want? Obviously most things would be too expensive to ask of her, but you could ask her to go halvsies on something, or get some guitar cleaning supplies or something
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#19
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+1. You sound like one of those guys that gets married and stuff.




If he doesn't see her on his birthday then hows a brother suppose to get laid eh?
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Last edited by Thrace at Oct 12, 2009,
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+1. You sound like one of those guys that gets married and stuff.

Lol yeah, that's pretty gay dude.

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#22
All of the sexual favors aforemention are creditable options. However, due to the limited nature of the matter in question....


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#23
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EDIT: im already getting sex, so thats taken care of.

Better ask for money then, and lots of it.

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#24
I came on here wanting to say sex....

... it seems many people have said this...

... so i'll have to go with an amulet made from cats teeth
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#25
Quote by Thrace
On an actual serious note, just ask for the day with her, that's all i'd ask for personally lol.


This is actually pretty good. It's kinda romantic, which she'll probably love.

If she really wants to give you something, suggest she make something for you. A poem or piece of artwork or something. Cheap+romantic=win., especially since it seems that you at least somewhat care about this girl (not wanting her to buy you anything).

And hate to sound like another one of those guys, but, being completely serious, if there's anything sexual that you want that she doesn't like to do, now's the time to ask. :/
#26
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dude if she is asking what you want....she means sex.


this.
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be my fear, be my hope
be the indication
if i'm right or wrong

take your most dreadful form
and let it be known"
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#27
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This is actually pretty good. It's kinda romantic, which she'll probably love.

If she really wants to give you something, suggest she make something for you. A poem or piece of artwork or something. Cheap+romantic=win., especially since it seems that you at least somewhat care about this girl (not wanting her to buy you anything).

And hate to sound like another one of those guys, but, being completely serious, if there's anything sexual that you want that she doesn't like to do, now's the time to ask. :/

Whats with all the romatic stuff in this thread, i thought the pit is all about rape, sex and Cumming blood
#28
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Whats with all the romatic stuff in this thread, i thought the pit is all about rape, sex and Cumming blood


*sigh* What was I thinking?
#29
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Whats with all the romatic stuff in this thread, i thought the pit is all about rape, sex and Cumming blood

What? That's all here too..... It's a pretty admirable thread IMO. Jokes and decent responses both.

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#31
tell her to buy some nice lingere (or however you spell it) for herself .....

then pics and sex
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#32
a new girlfriend, she sounds like a bitch, no offence TS but your girlfriend's a stanky ho
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Last edited by speakers at Oct 12, 2009,
#34
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a new girlfriend, she sounds like a bitch, no offence TS but your girlfriend's a stanky ho



that aint cool bro.
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i'd go gay for hendrix 128 he's fricken hillarious.



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#37
Ask her for a threesome with Dirge Humani.
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#38
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that aint cool bro.


oh okay, sorry.
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#39
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Ask her for a threesome with Dirge Humani.

Who wouldn't say yes to a threesome with Dirge Humani?

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