Poll: What should I do
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View poll results: What should I do
Beat his ass down first
9 14%
Let him start and I'll finish
6 9%
Let the guitar do the talking
13 20%
Ignore him
7 11%
Sleep with his mother
23 36%
Other?
6 9%
Voters: 64.
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#1
I'm mainly posting this here to get some interesting pit responses, I'll try and keep this quick...

A few months ago, a guy who I met 5 years ago and havn't seen since, posted "You're a c**t, grow some balls before you say something like that you t**t" on my Bebo, when I hadn't actually said anything to him

Over the last few months, he has posted these kinda random insults on my Facebook and Youtube.

A conversation over Facebook this evening went something like this (I've simplified it)


Him: I never do anything like this to anyone else. just to you charles cause its lols. we can have a fight at battle of the bands!

Me: Now why are you asking for a fight?! If you actually want a fight then bring it on, but its easier for both of us if you stop talking and get over it.

Him: if youre actually up for a fight then im game! when and where?

Me: If you want a fight all you need to do is throw a punch at me. Im just amazed that you are low enough to fight strangers because you think they're c**ts.

Him: how about you come round *friend's name* sometime soon and he can give me a call and ill come down

Me: Right... you really are stupid arn't you. What makes you so sure I'm not a well-built national standard athlete?

Him: yes i am stupid. nothing. and if you are then im in for a right beating arent i?

Me: Well what I just said is in fact true. So if I were you I wouldn't come close.

Him: the fact that you can swim well charles says nothing. i run half marathons. does that make me a well built athlete?

Me: Get over yourself, you've seen me once in your life which was 5 years ago, that tells me how valid your opinion is...


He's convinced I suck at guitar, that his gear is many times better than mine (He owns a Valvestate combo and an American Strat), and he basically takes any chance to talk crap about me when he doesn't know me, and he says he wants to fight me at a battle of the bands in December. What should I do?

tl;dr: A guy I've met once in my life 5 years ago has been talking crap about me for no reason, and has said he wants to fight me at a battle of the bands in December.

Should I beat his ass down first?
Let him start and I'll finish?
Let the guitar do the talking?
Ignore him?
Sleep with his mother?
Other suggestions welcome!

Poll coming
#3
You should whomp him in the face.
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#5
Just whomp that kid.
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#7
Quote by Random3
I'm mainly posting this here to get flamed hardcore style.

A few months ago, a guy who I met 5 years ago and havn't seen since, posted "You're a c**t, grow some balls before you say something like that you t**t" on my Myspaz



What word is this 't**t'?

Im pretty high right now so if its really obvious, my bad.
#8
I think you should just ignore him and stop rising to this bull****.

Or you could wait till he comes home and beat him with a crowbar out of nowhere.

Depends how badass you feel at the time.
#10
tl;dr
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#14
If you can bang his mum, genuinely, that is the best option; if that was a joke one, let the guitar do the talking, but if he starts a fight, you finish it.
#16
Always hit first.

Oh, don't ever get yourself into a fair fight either. That's just retarded.
#18
Beat him with your TOTALLY AWESOME ROCK SKILLS, then kick his ass, take his girlfriend, sleep with his mother and cause his parents to divorce, then round everybody up to banish him from the country
#19
You could WHOMP him, or ...


WHOMP him, then WHOMP him again.
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#20
Ignore him? I choose ignore him.

I don't understand what's with people fighting...
"My gear's better"
"How 'bout I kick your ass! Then we'll see whose gear is better!"
Last edited by Turkeyburger at Oct 12, 2009,
#22
ask him out.
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#24
Beat him with your guitar. It's okay, since you're not using a good guitar. If you beat him with an MIA Strat, though, so help me God...


#25
Whomp him and his mother, then grow up and ignore him.

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#27
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What a joke.

Edit: TS, I normally am against street fighting, but this kid seems like he's starting **** for the sake of starting ****, rape his butt.
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#29
Quote by Greenie_777
I think you should just ignore him and stop rising to this bull****.

Or you could wait till he comes home and beat him with a crowbar out of nowhere.

Depends how badass you feel at the time.

Quote by Greenie_777
Or you could wait till he comes home and beat him with a crowbar out of nowhere.

Quote by Greenie_777
beat him with a crowbar out of nowhere.

Quote by Greenie_777
beat him with a crowbar out of nowhere.

I don't know think about it
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#30
ALL. OF. THE. ABOVE.


EDIT: Whomp.
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#31
Quote by Random3
I fail to see how a Valvestate combo is better than a Valveking combo, Schecter Hellraiser, Dimebag Wah, Boss EQ, Delay and Noise Supressor and Digitech OD.

Seeing as how we both have Strats...

That's why I said IMO, honestly the only thing I would use in your sig would be the EQ. And whomp me if you want, but I'd take a valvestate over a valveking any day.
#32
Quote by darkcheef
That's why I said IMO, honestly the only thing I would use in your sig would be the EQ. And whomp me if you want, but I'd take a valvestate over a valveking any day.


Whomp this guy as well TS.
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#33
omg dis guy i met 1nce 5 yrs ago posted shit on mi bebo but im a wel trained athlete so i'll beat him up plus mi ossem valveking is way kewler lol
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#34
Quote by darkcheef
That's why I said IMO, honestly the only thing I would use in your sig would be the EQ. And whomp me if you want, but I'd take a valvestate over a valveking any day.


Sure dude, the Valvestate may be better than the Valveking in your opinion, but is it better than the Valveking+Guitar+Wah+4 Pedals?
#36
by whomp you all mean handjob?yeah! WHOMP HIM TS! WHOMP HIM!
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I don't want to go into detail but it involves my girlfriend, a condom and 10 seconds.

If anyone sigs that I shall be most irritated
#37
Quote by Greenie_777

Depends how badass you feel at the time.

posts that end like this are always going to turn out great results

especially if you like to exaggerate your badass-ness
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#39
Quote by Random3
Sure dude, the Valvestate may be better than the Valveking in your opinion, but is it better than the Valveking+Guitar+Wah+4 Pedals?

To me, I would never use a wah, I would never use a FR equiped guitar with actives, already said I like the valvestate better, and the only pedal I would maybe use from yours is the EQ. It is just because I play different music than you maybe so that could be the reason
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