#1
17 years old and I have to wait till this time next year to put away $350 in a mutual fund.

The way I see it, if you're even concerned about mutual funds, like I am, you're old enough to invest in them.

Nobody's investing money so they can buy more pokemans.

/rant.
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#2
Start investing your money in drug sales
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#6
This is when you buy a sheet of acid.

Great investment imo.
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#7
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17 years old and I have to wait till this time next year to put away $350 in a mutual fund.

The way I see it, if you're even concerned about mutual funds, like I am, you're old enough to invest in them.

Nobody's investing money so they can buy more pokemans.

/rant.



well at this time next year if you save, you can have more money to invest?
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#8
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Start investing your money in drug sales

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#9
Unfortunately, in many states in the US, you own nothing at all until you're 18. Even if you mowed the grass, got $40 and bought a guitar pedal, you're guardian(s) still own it.
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#10
then invest somewhere else. i invested 3500 when i was 15.
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#11
I think it's mostly so kids/teens don't get taken advantage of and lose all their money. If you ask me $350 is hardly worth investing, as fees will eat right through any potential return. If you're that into it, you could always get your parents to invest on your behalf.
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#12
How ridiculous. 'Saving' doesn't necessarily mean in a bank, so quit your whining. Keep it in a safe place and when you are able to, invest it. If you're after any interest then $350 will earn you very little, so it's not worth being upset about.
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Start investing your money in drug sales


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#15
Invest in drug dealers.

Choose wisely, some may just stab you and run with your money.

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Start investing your money in drug sales

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#19
Quote by LuckyBoys91
Start investing your money in drug sales



this. the drug market has nowhere to go but up.


if all else fails, hide your money in random spots around the house like a lot of other people do
#21
Save the money, start studying the market, and learn to trade stocks and futures.

$350 in a mutual fund is worthless. There are much better ways to invest that small of an amount.
#22
Quote by LuckyBoys91
Start investing your money in drug sales
I know it's late, but it kills me every time I see your sig; it's spelt "acceptable", not "exceptable".


It still made me laugh.
#23
TS if officially the most pretentious user on this site.

Even more pretentious than Meths, Denizenz and MadMarius combined.
#24
u18s can save in the UK


I'm too young to save money too. I try! but my hand reaches for my bankcard and pays for stuff!
#25
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u18s can save in the UK


I'm too young to save money too. I try! but my hand reaches for my bankcard and pays for stuff!


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OMG ME TOO! Especially now that my loan finally came through



SWEEET!


The SLC said mine has too but I've not been to check yet, I'm gonna walk to the bank in a second and maybe buy something stupid to celebrate