#1
hey guys. im a pretty good exagerator, but i do it to prove a point or paint a picture or create a mood usually, not to make myself look better. i never blatantly lie for no reason, i more sugar coat things, leave out the full truth, or any combination of lying without fully lying. sure, i lie alot, and sometimes i even convince myself its true. but i never just make anything up, like i said its more of a manipulation of sorts. my buddy is a compulsive liar and will lie for no reason like saying he saw a red car when it was a blue car, like totally pointless lies.

today i found myself lying completely to better my situation. i tell everyone in my college classes im 18 so they dont treat me like a highschooler, especially the teachers, they hate advanced class kids cuz we go to comunity college for free. i find myself actually thinking ive graduated and when people ask about my highschool i tell them how it was instead of how it is.


lets hear some juicy lies people!!!!!!
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The next sentence tells the truth. The previous sentence tells a lie.
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I am by far the worst liar I've ever met, I can't lie without laughing. I'm like Robin in How I Met Your Mother
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I enjoyed reading your post.
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The first statement was truth.
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I said my dad died of cancer had no homework for like a month...

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I seriously lie to everyone all of the time. It's not compulsive, either.. I simply enjoy making **** up.
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I read your whole post, TS.
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#12
I lie only for the better good. If it's a surprise party, I'll obviously lie to the person being surprised about it not being a surprise party.

Just small things. I'm not really into the whole "lie to impress" type of thing. & I can usually tell when people lie
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I lie only for the better good. If it's a surprise party, I'll obviously lie to the person being surprised about it not being a surprise party.

Just small things. I'm not really into the whole "lie to impress" type of thing. & I can usually tell when people lie



i dont think u can. how would you know that someone is lying unless ur trained to or knew information ahead of time. idk, i think i can fool everything but a polygraph, lying comes easy to alot of people especially if they "live the lie" or actually trick themselves into thinking its the truth.
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I knew a dude who made up friends and girlfriends, made fake MSN accounts for them and spoke to his friends as them, then told everyone they'd died to get pity.
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#17
i am a compulsive liar, i lie all the time for no reason.

seriously
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this thread was totally worth the time it took to read it. not a worthless dookie.
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Wow..... am I the only honest one here?
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i one time convinced my entire grade (about 35 people, im in a public school) that my parents gave birth to me while on a archeological dig in mexico, and that because of that I was mexican.
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Epic post. Wish I could say more, but I don't know much about the subconscious and other psychological stuff.
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Exactly. Bull****ting people is complete different, and can be reduced to an art form
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