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#1
What's the earliest boner you can remember, and who gave it to you?
I don't know how old I was but I know It was probably this woman who gave me my first bone.


#4
I've no idea but I have a feeling it was from princess Leia.

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#6
Kensai, you dog, you.

I actually can't remember... maybe some time during year 7 when all my friends would just look at porn all the time. =\
#10
God i don't know, but that GIF of Jessica gave me one right now.
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#11
I got it from here.

I dunno. Can't really remember all that long ago...
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#13
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+1 I think.
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#17
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What's the earliest boner you can remember, and who gave it to you?
I don't know how old I was but I know It was probably this woman who gave me my first bone.



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#20
um... probably first "intentional" boner was when i was about 10 looking at porn....

probably a couple before then but for no reason whatsoever.
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#21
You get boners when you're a baby so nobody could possibly remember their first boner.
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Pervert...

#27
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I almost fainted when i first saw porn.



hahaha... wow. it actually took me a while to understand what was going on in the porn.

porn was basically my sex ed. better then what they taught me at school and more enjoyable.
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#28
You wanna know about other guys boners........... Ghey...
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#29
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You wanna know about other guys boners........... Ghey...

Not just other guy's boners, but there FIRST boners, implying children.
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#32
i can't remember the first ever but my first embarrassing one was playing heads shoulders knees and toes in year 1 and I had to stand up while doing it with a boner sticking right out under my trackies
#33
I heard that about 50% of newborn males have a boner.
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#35
The first one I remember was from the girl (I think it was Salma Hayek) who was the stripper in Dogma.

Also the girl from The Devil's Advocate though I probably shouldn't have.
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#37
I went to Disney world, I was like 4 and went to see Ariel with my sister.
Looking back on pictures my parents took, I still get a boner.
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#38
I got my first boner from the old woman who runs works at the gas station.

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