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When backstage and talkin to the ladies i always go with the ¨Mines is bigger than theirs¨ argument as me bro holds hes guitar and i take out my bass... It works wonders @,@

Gear list:
Squire Affinity P-Bass
Ashdown Mag300 Evo II
Boss ODB-3
I've been licking my iPhone ever since I got it.
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Karvid is sexy

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Why is it that some folks quote praise from other members in their sig lines?
Its lame.
iPhones annoy me. To me, they seem like the most unnecessary must-have gadget of the decade.

Also i can't afford one
Yeah, uh-huh...that's what they all say.
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i wonder if they're going to put a vagina as an option.

or nice set of titties
Next they're going to make an app for sex -_-

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Bowes SLx7
Washburn WG587
Washburn X40Pro
Washburn X50
Washburn HM24
Washburn WR150
Laguna LE200s
Arietta Acoustic
First Act
Valveking 112
VHT Deliverance

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"Licking is a very important part of your sex life"

love is love // return to dust
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Do you feel warm within your cage?

And have you figured out yet -

Life goes by?
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There's a dick on Earth, too
It's you
Can anyone else envision a "eat-outer practicer app"?
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You have officially deterred me from ever borrowing and/or touching anyone's iphone
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i am going to start peeing on my hands, then go around touching every iPhone i see.
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It's just me and Doris here ;_;

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Poops is the chat MC - but here we know him as Early Cuyler.

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You should try it out in a apple store..
If You See Me Posting In The Pit HIT ME.
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My hamster used to bite me when I picked it up, then it got too old and fat to bite and died in a pool of it's own vomit.

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That's the rockstar way to go. I salute him.
borrow it from a friend, lick it and give it back
Scar tissue that I wish you saw
Sarcastic mister know it all
Close your eyes and I'll kiss you cause
With the birds I'll share
This lonely view
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i wonder if they're going to put a vagina as an option.

TBH I didn't even contemplate the fact that there could be any other option.
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TBH I didn't even contemplate the fact that there could be any other option.

Me either. I figured it was different races and ages.


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