#1
read it and weep...or laugh, whichever tickles your fancy

http://www.qj.net/iLickit-first-ever-iPhone-game-for-your-tongue/pg/49/aid/135081
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#2
I've been licking my iPhone ever since I got it.
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#8
iPhones annoy me. To me, they seem like the most unnecessary must-have gadget of the decade.


Also i can't afford one
Yeah, uh-huh...that's what they all say.
#10
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i wonder if they're going to put a vagina as an option.


or nice set of titties
#12
Next they're going to make an app for sex -_-

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#16
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#17
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#18
Can anyone else envision a "eat-outer practicer app"?
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#20
You have officially deterred me from ever borrowing and/or touching anyone's iphone
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#23
i am going to start peeing on my hands, then go around touching every iPhone i see.
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#26
You should try it out in a apple store..
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#27
borrow it from a friend, lick it and give it back
Scar tissue that I wish you saw
Sarcastic mister know it all
Close your eyes and I'll kiss you cause
With the birds I'll share
This lonely view
#29
Quote by deucedeucemr2
i wonder if they're going to put a vagina as an option.


TBH I didn't even contemplate the fact that there could be any other option.
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#30
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TBH I didn't even contemplate the fact that there could be any other option.

Me either. I figured it was different races and ages.

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